Jessica Simpson is a little desperate

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More like Jessica Simpson is, more than a little creepy.

First!!!!!

They’ll be back together by the end of the year, thats my guess…

When is she going to close her mouth?

disgusting bitch, and what is with this first crap, shut the fuck up.

She looks like a jew in these pics.

And let’s not forget about the the soft-serve boobs debacle.

Man I thought I had it, well THIRD!!!

Hey kids, it’s the Easter bunny!

keeping your mouth open all the time with a crazed look in your eye, something Jessica would never do right

I give up!!! Jessica needs to get over her father and go back to Nick.

Land-Man, you must think you are funny. BTW I just told your friend Jesus that you are making fun of his people. Have you forgotten that Jesus was a Jew? Enjoy your time in hell!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She wishes she was Jewish, for that she would need to have a spark of personality. She’s just your typical generic white girl, dime a dozen.

Could she have a few more moles on her cheast? I bet she even has black hairs growing out of them.

Well I think she is just showing how much her mouth can take… Alas all though she might think this is “good” message to send to Nick it is more likely that the message he receives is “I want to look like the joker”

So cute that Jessica and her sister have the same sunnies, they must look like the blues brothers nemisis walking together

thank god she at least got rid of the orange makeup. I hate these no-talent sisters. Why are they so fucking popular??

BTW, nice fucking blush too.

He head does kind of look like the Joker

Nice tits, daddy must be proud

#15, haha…it looks like she has a malt-o-meal chest.

her head looks a lot like the Joker actually, maybe she has world domination on her mind

Nick knew she was no longer bankable, he left her in the nick of time. as if he would return to THAT.

no pun intended

I’m sorry, I can’t think of anything witty to say. I’m too busy staring at the earring and thinking of how many months of New York City rent that is.

whats with the streak of orange blush? She looks like she rubbed a carrot on her cheek. Wait, I forgot orange is her fave colour.

Make Nick Jealous? Why? Has she heard his music?

All Nick is thinking is: “Been there, done that.”

Is it just me or are her shoulders like curved heaps far forward (in every photo) like she has been hugged tightly by a grizzly bear too many times

Yea she’s hot… Like redneck beating on his wife… Or wait. That didn’t make any sense.

Either way, she’s ugly and stupid. I mean, I wouldn’t mind too much if the dress mysteriously slipped off, it would take my eyes off her face.

I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick.

I REALLY wish I had her rack. But not her fashion sense. Cherries?

Nice “cherry” shirt. Is that to remind Nick that he popped hers?

She’s not trying to make Nick jealous. It’s obvious that since Ashlee got the nose whacked that Jess has to step it up or Daddy Joe will be fucking Ashlee all the time instead of Jess.

@32 – I SOM, I forgot about Maude and her dick.

Amen #5!! Wait, she can’t close her lips around those horse teeth.

Judging by the close-ups, I hope she’s getting a ton of money to lie about Pro-Activ, ’cause it really isn’t working.

#26 yeah those earrings are SOOOooo Texas, yall. Everything is bigger here.

#9 – You didn’t have it and that was actually ninth. Keep it up, you’ll get there envetually, sista friend.

#33 – I have a friend who got knocked-up straight outta high school and her mom was a total pill freak. One day, she commandeered a vehicle and resurfaced about 2 hours later. She told my friend, “I went and got you some cherries since you lost yours.” Then, presented her with the most hideous Picasso painting of a bowl of cherries we’ve ever seen. And it actually looked gallery-quality expensive. Effen awesome.

#36 – If I was a Golden Girl, I would be Blanche. She had a guy for every day of the week. Wink, wink.

Wow, that revenge thing is really working out for her. I guess she had to get really fat there for a while to whip herself back into shape. Nick is TOTALLY nursing his wounds now. Actually, I take that back. I’ll keep that back until he quits crying all over the damn place.

Man those tits are really dragging, she’s gonna have to talk to the Army Corps of Engineers, see if they can design some kind dolly system so she can transport those muthas.

I want to snag a 20-guage fishhook in her cheek. Way to keep wearing that wedding ring on the necklace, Jess.

#40 – *eventually*

I saw jessica riding a harley with a black leather jacket on the other day, certainly a different look now

Apparently she likes to eat crushed baby eels, with vodka and a side serving of human eyes

Are you sure it was Jessica in that Harley? I mean, her motorcycle’s gotta have at least an extra bitch seat for her saggy teats.

What is the deal with this freakish orange color?

SHE LOOKS THE SAME. I like her makeup. She still looks good.

Oh my god, will you stop nagging about orange all the time. You can hardly see it. And half of the time the orange is natural.

I mean unless if you’re talking about her notorious dress…

Did she get a boob job cause they were never THAT big. They were always big but they look bigger than ever. Jeez I wish I had all the money that the Simpsons spent on plastic surgery! I’d be a millionaire!