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wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 11:47 am
jessicarooney
BarbadoSlim | May 11, 2006 at 11:47 am
More like Jessica Simpson is, more than a little creepy.
Karibean | May 11, 2006 at 11:47 am
First!!!!!
gossipmonger | May 11, 2006 at 11:47 am
They’ll be back together by the end of the year, thats my guess…
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 11, 2006 at 11:47 am
When is she going to close her mouth?
zeds_deadbaby | May 11, 2006 at 11:48 am
disgusting bitch, and what is with this first crap, shut the fuck up.
Land-Man | May 11, 2006 at 11:48 am
She looks like a jew in these pics.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 11, 2006 at 11:48 am
And let’s not forget about the the soft-serve boobs debacle.
Karibean | May 11, 2006 at 11:48 am
Man I thought I had it, well THIRD!!!
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 11, 2006 at 11:48 am
Hey kids, it’s the Easter bunny!
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 11:49 am
keeping your mouth open all the time with a crazed look in your eye, something Jessica would never do right
Karibean | May 11, 2006 at 11:49 am
I give up!!! Jessica needs to get over her father and go back to Nick.
Vampyreska | May 11, 2006 at 11:52 am
Land-Man, you must think you are funny. BTW I just told your friend Jesus that you are making fun of his people. Have you forgotten that Jesus was a Jew? Enjoy your time in hell!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BarbadoSlim | May 11, 2006 at 11:52 am
She wishes she was Jewish, for that she would need to have a spark of personality. She’s just your typical generic white girl, dime a dozen.
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 11:52 am
Could she have a few more moles on her cheast? I bet she even has black hairs growing out of them.
Renegade Priest | May 11, 2006 at 11:52 am
Well I think she is just showing how much her mouth can take… Alas all though she might think this is “good” message to send to Nick it is more likely that the message he receives is “I want to look like the joker”
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 11:53 am
So cute that Jessica and her sister have the same sunnies, they must look like the blues brothers nemisis walking together
liya | May 11, 2006 at 11:54 am
thank god she at least got rid of the orange makeup. I hate these no-talent sisters. Why are they so fucking popular??
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 11:54 am
BTW, nice fucking blush too.
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 11:55 am
He head does kind of look like the Joker
Blueballsmcgee | May 11, 2006 at 11:56 am
Nice tits, daddy must be proud
Chrystal03 | May 11, 2006 at 11:56 am
#15, haha…it looks like she has a malt-o-meal chest.
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 11:59 am
her head looks a lot like the Joker actually, maybe she has world domination on her mind
liya | May 11, 2006 at 11:59 am
Nick knew she was no longer bankable, he left her in the nick of time. as if he would return to THAT.
liya | May 11, 2006 at 11:59 am
no pun intended
Lala | May 11, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I’m sorry, I can’t think of anything witty to say. I’m too busy staring at the earring and thinking of how many months of New York City rent that is.
Porcelina | May 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm
whats with the streak of orange blush? She looks like she rubbed a carrot on her cheek. Wait, I forgot orange is her fave colour.
CruisingForCock | May 11, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Make Nick Jealous? Why? Has she heard his music?
86 | May 11, 2006 at 12:02 pm
All Nick is thinking is: “Been there, done that.”
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Is it just me or are her shoulders like curved heaps far forward (in every photo) like she has been hugged tightly by a grizzly bear too many times
Amani | May 11, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Yea she’s hot… Like redneck beating on his wife… Or wait. That didn’t make any sense.
Either way, she’s ugly and stupid. I mean, I wouldn’t mind too much if the dress mysteriously slipped off, it would take my eyes off her face.
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I wouldn’t fuck her with Bea Arthur’s dick.
86 | May 11, 2006 at 12:06 pm
I REALLY wish I had her rack. But not her fashion sense. Cherries?
pinky_nip | May 11, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Nice “cherry” shirt. Is that to remind Nick that he popped hers?
TOMCRUISEluvsthecock | May 11, 2006 at 12:07 pm
She’s not trying to make Nick jealous. It’s obvious that since Ashlee got the nose whacked that Jess has to step it up or Daddy Joe will be fucking Ashlee all the time instead of Jess.
Gerald Tarrant | May 11, 2006 at 12:07 pm
@32 – I SOM, I forgot about Maude and her dick.
86 | May 11, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Amen #5!! Wait, she can’t close her lips around those horse teeth.
Gerald Tarrant | May 11, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Judging by the close-ups, I hope she’s getting a ton of money to lie about Pro-Activ, ’cause it really isn’t working.
86 | May 11, 2006 at 12:11 pm
#26 yeah those earrings are SOOOooo Texas, yall. Everything is bigger here.
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm
#9 – You didn’t have it and that was actually ninth. Keep it up, you’ll get there envetually, sista friend.
#33 – I have a friend who got knocked-up straight outta high school and her mom was a total pill freak. One day, she commandeered a vehicle and resurfaced about 2 hours later. She told my friend, “I went and got you some cherries since you lost yours.” Then, presented her with the most hideous Picasso painting of a bowl of cherries we’ve ever seen. And it actually looked gallery-quality expensive. Effen awesome.
#36 – If I was a Golden Girl, I would be Blanche. She had a guy for every day of the week. Wink, wink.
Wow, that revenge thing is really working out for her. I guess she had to get really fat there for a while to whip herself back into shape. Nick is TOTALLY nursing his wounds now. Actually, I take that back. I’ll keep that back until he quits crying all over the damn place.
BarbadoSlim | May 11, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Man those tits are really dragging, she’s gonna have to talk to the Army Corps of Engineers, see if they can design some kind dolly system so she can transport those muthas.
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I want to snag a 20-guage fishhook in her cheek. Way to keep wearing that wedding ring on the necklace, Jess.
Jacq | May 11, 2006 at 12:18 pm
#40 – *eventually*
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 12:24 pm
I saw jessica riding a harley with a black leather jacket on the other day, certainly a different look now
wonderchild | May 11, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Apparently she likes to eat crushed baby eels, with vodka and a side serving of human eyes
BarbadoSlim | May 11, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Are you sure it was Jessica in that Harley? I mean, her motorcycle’s gotta have at least an extra bitch seat for her saggy teats.
Shelley Bonnechance | May 11, 2006 at 12:32 pm
What is the deal with this freakish orange color?
pagebetty | May 11, 2006 at 12:36 pm
SHE LOOKS THE SAME. I like her makeup. She still looks good.
Amani | May 11, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Oh my god, will you stop nagging about orange all the time. You can hardly see it. And half of the time the orange is natural.
I mean unless if you’re talking about her notorious dress…
Robin27 | May 11, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Did she get a boob job cause they were never THAT big. They were always big but they look bigger than ever. Jeez I wish I had all the money that the Simpsons spent on plastic surgery! I’d be a millionaire!