I was tempted to leave these pictures out of context and just let you think Jessica Simpson had turned into a homeless wino, but I figured you guys are way too smart and good looking to have fallen for that. Strong too. I’ve seen you at the gym. What do you bench, like 300 pounds? Nice.
NOTE: Oh, right, the pictures. They’re from the set of Major Movie Star which, judging from the pictures, will win at least three Academy Awards. Four, if they’re willing to give Jessica Simpson two for her acting.
Photos: Splash
She is clearly drinking Champaigne … NOT WINE!!!!!
I love looking at these pictures! :) :) LOL – ROFLMAO – LOL – :>) just pure happiness! :) ;) (LOL) Vagina! LOL – ROFLMAO – Penis! :)
She’s dead inside – go back to Jesus, girl, go back to your Church roots. She’s never gotten over her divorce, she’s been dead inside ever since then.
Those raccoon eyes will leave sweet black streaks down her face after I finish fucking her throat. But that’s just me. I’m a romantic.
DOM!
why is she still trying to do movies? don’t they all go straight to DVD anyway? doesn’t she get that she’s not an actress (or even talented). From what i’ve seen this movie looks like a total ripoff of the Goldie Hawn movie Private Benjamin….stop listening to daddy and GO AWAY
Who told her she could act?