Here’s Jessica Simpson at the Operation Smile Gala last night and you have to commend an organization that does great work around the globe helping children with cleft lips and palates. That being said, someone explain to me how the hell Jessica Simpson is their ambassador considering her entire reality show revolves around her visiting countries and shitting ignorance all over their cultures. “Y’all got dots on your head? That’s cray-zee.” Not exactly what you want to hear before being offered surgery in your child’s mouth. Unless someone’s showing up afterward and explaining how Operation Smile gets a tax break for employing the retarded. Then maybe.
Thanks to Cocoa for making me watch an episode of The Price of Beauty. I think.
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She looks like she lost all the weight she gain. I’d fuck her now.
The dress is beautiful, but her fat body and retarded facial expressions ruin it!
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No, she didn’t. Her stylist simply did a better than usual job. Jessica still fat.
She just gets HOTTER and HOTTER !!!
Jessica is the perfect definition of “skinny-fat”. She is living off her previous youthful shape, but it is getting bigger without a doubt. She still is not fat, but you can tell she just does not work out, and she is trending to the fat zone. But her biggest problem is that her face is carrying that extra weight poorly. She needs to drop 10-15, so not a lot, and her face will look much thinner and better. She has a “skinny-fat” face.
Honey, lay off the carbs. Go high protien. My baby batter is atkins friendly.
Clearly the Author of this site failed to watch the show’s episode. It was touching and beautiful what they did for the young girl in India. To Author- Your just an ignorant asshole just like the rest of the bloggers online who comment and criticize shit they have no idea about ( hence the word ignorant). No credibility at this point.
talentless, dumb, mind controlled slag.
She has a body built for the s-e-x though…
She is so hot! Screw you skeletal lovers, real men love +size women just as much.
Poor girl. She used to be hot. Now, she’s quickly becoming Kirstie Alley.
I just cant help it! I think she looks so FRIGGIN HOT! I bet she can give some really good KISSES! Jessica! Call me! I havnt got much money but I will treat you swell! Better than a man with money! Kristen
I just cant help it! I think she looks so FRIGGIN HOT! I bet she can give some really good KISSES! Jessica! Call me! I havnt got much money but I will treat you swell! Better than a man with money! Kristen
Does Operation Smile take issue with the fact that she DOESN’T BRUSH HER TEETH?!
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jessica-simpson-i-dont-brush-my-teeth-2010123
EWWW!
Does Jessica Simpson go anywhere without Ken Peaves (Picture 14)?
She’s a minx in bed, likely.
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I know you do. Just like we, women, like men with small dicks just as much. Pffffhahahaha.. Sorry, couldn’t pull that off.
Pic 12, Joe Simpson’s giving her directions on what to do next via her cranial implant. “Jess, less talky, more smiley. Kay, Pumpkin’?”
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Some of the sexiest women I’ve ever been with had a few extra pounds. I hope your spouse beats you and fucks your sister.
What the hell is up with that pose? Is she trying to make her neck diappear?
I don’t remember ever seeing her pose like that before – why has she started now?
ugh would it kill these photographers to go ahead and assume we want a nice ASS SHOT???? !!!!!!!!!
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I don’t remember ever seeing her pose like that before – why has she started now?
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this dress is in the shape of her brains:
so……………A MESS, folks!!
Last photo should be a caption contest.
Sooo much better than that last outfit she was wearing!! (the yellow one a few posts back).
She looks great.
I don’t like her dress
#5, HMMM….skinny fat? No. Skinny fat is someone like Kristen Stewart. She’s thin and flabby. I agree, Jessica would look better if she lost maybe 10 lbs (that’s a lot for someone of her height). But for you to say you can tell she doesn’t work out is ridiculous. You can tell by her shoulders and when she is waving (pic 10) that she has plenty of muscle tone. You can also tell she works out by her extremely shapely/muscular legs (not seen here). It’s not her lack of time in the gym, it’s her diet. So if you’re going to analyze the girl’s body, let’s at least try to be remotely accurate.
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It looks like Dr. Seuss threw up on her tits.
Don’t you losers have anything else to do with your lives? Or you all as fucked up as much as Perez Hilton? I figure both.
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I don’t feel the need to watch John Mayer’s hairy ass.
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wow looking good jessica
wow very nice dress
If you that type of dumb blonde?
She’s a man baby, check out those guns, the tranny face, her butt is as big as JLo’s.
i heartily agree with #7..
go dina !
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if ya’ll are callin’ this attractive pretty gal fat & ugly than i suggest you get yer eyes examined …
..
not only is she a beautiful gal but she’s a ‘regular’ gal ..
it’s so nice to see someone not hiding their big lumberjack jaws & pumpkin heads behind a cotton candy wig of ‘rats nest delux’ …
media & this blog forcing on us truly ugly people w/ horrendous proportions atop tiny legs disguised by 6 inch heels , posin’ , photoshop.. good example: montags ‘shopped pool foto’s & the’People’ mag cover served to the populace sheeple as ‘befo’ & after..
say whaaaaaaaaaaa??
in real life her legs are no more than 6 inches hahahaaa..
don’t evah take off them shoes girl or stand up straight ! ..
just keep a -twistin’ & a- turnin’ & maybe if ya’ never go out nobody will evah know ….
did ya’ll see that plastic bimbo kardash’ run & get her un- shopped foto after jess’ did hers ??
whatta joke …eww vapid …
the alien cat lady of the azz that hits the floor without shoes & yet we are subjected to this torture along with the likes of ‘speidi’ & other fugly vapid famewhores with a bad case of narcissistic disorder …
brange ? eeewwwww
i crack up every time i see the foto’s & know what they look like in real life ..
a tiny pig face pushed as the handsomest man ..ahahaa LAWD!
& the bug eyed enormous jaw and forehead hidden behind the weaves & wigs made from the hair of russian prison inmates ahahahaaa
atop a skeletal body with absolutely NO waist & ugly implants….
…getthefugouttahere..
has everyone gone effen blind?
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ya’ll should keep the negative remarks for those who deserve it …
me?
i’m hoping women like jess
(that can still move her face & walk) & cristina hendriks (gift from the gods)
will bring back the concept of a ‘womanly’ woman….
ya’ll continue on in yer blissful idiocy ..
Not exactly what you want to hear before being offered surgery in your child’s mouth. Unless someone’s showing up afterward and explaining how Operation Smile gets a tax break for employing the retarded. Then maybe.
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They are SEXY, GORGEOUS and FUN.
I would say she is so kind at her heart that she is doing such a wonderful thing, I am really happy to know about her help and kind nature for children with such a good thing.
Well, this outfit is one of the best things she has recently worn. I am happy to see her finally changing her style, this is a good direction.
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I never saw such deep eyes.