Jessica Simpson in These Boots Are Made For Walkin music video
You know what the difference between a mantis woman like Paris Hilton and a real woman like Jessica Simpson is? When Paris Hilton gets in a bikini and washes a car, people start throwing hissy fits and complaining that she’s a whore. When Jessica Simpson gets in a bikini and washes a car, people don’t have enough time to complain because they’ve already orgasmed like eight times. No wait, better make that nine. Uh…ten. Good lord.
Anyway, here’s Jessica Simpson’s music video for These Boots Are Made For Walkin. I’d say more, but that would only get in the way of you and a video so hot it made me orgasm twenty-seven times in three minutes. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to lie down and die.