Here’s Jessica Simpson performing at Madison Square Garden last night in a skort. Since I have a penis, I have no idea what the hell a skort is, but this is Jessica’s explanation for wearing one, according to Us Magazine:
“I’ve had times when my pants split right down the middle when I bent down to reach a note,” the singer told fans, laughing. “That’s why I’m wearing a skort – not a skirt, not a short – just so they wouldn’t split.”
There’s only two acceptable reasons why a person’s clothes should rip off his/her body:
1. You’re the Incredible Hulk.
2. You’re one of those losers who wear Baby Gap tees.
*RIPPP*
Uh. RARGH! Hulk Smash! …. Can someone drive me to the mall?
Photos: Splash News
She wears a “skort” in case she has a “FATH”. You know, a comnination of a fart and a shit.
First thing I though was, she looks pregnant….but maybe it’s just the outfit
#101 That’s a “shart”, dumbass. Try to keep up.
she def looks preggo and she is trying to cover it up…..
Someone needs to fix her wardrobe issues. But she’s still hot as hell.
between the weight gain, the horrible outfits and the press.. she’s taking massive dumps too.. trucker-sized turds.. Jess, Charmin Strong is best when wrestling with a tough to cut “rope”..
with that said, she looks just fine..
She’s got bubbles – more bubbles, she has to be preg.
I think she looks fine. Not everybody has to be super skinny.
She looks ugly as fuck..eww..what a cunt
who else on the fucking earth can get more ridiculous while singing???????
jessica is the dumbest bimbo ever who looks like a moron while singing and talking. yuck!
To tell the truth, she is much fatter than before, but still beautiful, like her quite much! A question, is she dating with a young handsome man on the wealthy & rich romance site ^^” m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m^^”, I was told about this news, but it is not confirmed by her!
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I thought they were called Coulottes???
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@ #1
“todders”
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MAN FACE.
BEACHED WHALE.
LARD AZZ.
WIDE LOAD.
FAT.
SUPER FAT.
CHEESEBURGER FAT.
SKANK.
DADDY’S LITTLE HO BAG.
BUTTAFACE.
#113 todders, you’ve gotta be at least 50 years old – the last time “culottes” was widely used for this look was back in the ’70′s. And since Jessica’s garment more closely resembles a skirt rather than short trousers, it’s a skort. Now go catch something virulent and die – make it work!
Jessica looks like a beached whale. She is hideously fat. I don’t care if it’s from being bloated or pregnant she is huge.
Jessica looks good!
I’d hit her fat ass.
Her weight gain is all publicity stunt to attract attention and sympathy. It seems he dropped a lot of weight already.