Jessica Simpson didn’t ride the Tiger

Jessica Simpson is denying reports she had sex with Tiger Woods. Via Twitter:

Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drumroll) A LIE!

Meanwhile, Joe Simpson has issued the following tweet:

@Tiger, I can make it happen if you let me be your manager. And watch. In a cowboy outfit. (Don’t ask questions.) #daughterloversrawk

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