Jessica Simpson is denying reports she had sex with Tiger Woods. Via Twitter:
Can’t believe that I’m on the cover of star magazine with Tiger Woods, what a JOKE! “The Shocking Inside Story” is (insert drumroll) A LIE!
Meanwhile, Joe Simpson has issued the following tweet:
@Tiger, I can make it happen if you let me be your manager. And watch. In a cowboy outfit. (Don’t ask questions.) #daughterloversrawk
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obz | December 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
if he aint gunna hit it i will.
K | December 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
ha
obz | December 17, 2009 at 10:55 am
and hit it hard.
B | December 17, 2009 at 10:56 am
Yeah, the popover ads have got to go, Fish. That’s fucking awful.
Doc Schweinstrudel | December 17, 2009 at 10:57 am
If it weren’t Tiger WHO fucked her so silly?
Richard McBeef | December 17, 2009 at 11:22 am
the pop-up ad stuff is not acceptable.
nADA | December 17, 2009 at 11:30 am
God that is the funniest thing I ever read
havoc | December 17, 2009 at 11:36 am
But in the first photo, isn’t that Tiger’s hand reaching for one of her breasts?
hmmmmm?
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Milandir | December 17, 2009 at 11:37 am
I am waiting to hear that Tiger fucked Lisa Simpson
Rich | December 17, 2009 at 11:50 am
ewwww, who would wanna even touch that ugly fat sow much less fuck her?
Alli Watermelon | December 17, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Rich, even as a female, I can name PLENTY of men who would touch AND fuck her. Needless to say, I think you’d have to be an idiot to think she would have sex with Tiger Woods.
i think | December 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm
superfish shouldn’t have even posted that entry yesterday and this one today.
it was so fake.
@11 even as a female?
you make it sound like females are incapable of coming up with deductions.
haha.
I’m not trying to be mean or anything but just be more careful when you word something.
I knew what you meant though.
Bill | December 17, 2009 at 12:44 pm
So wait… did Jessica Simpson’s dad just offer to let Tiger Woods bang his daughter if he agrees to let him be his manager?
rosy | December 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm
What a great woman. She is way out of tiger’s league anyway!
bonhomey | December 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Uh, Bill (#13) – do you know that the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
bonhomey | December 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Uh, Bill (#13) – do you know that the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
bonhomey | December 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Uh, Bill (#13) – do you know that the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?
mrchipper | December 17, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Tiger’s new theme song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLB3nKYn9mw
Kilmer | December 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Proof that there some fat skanks even Tiger won”t bang.
Fame & Flaws | December 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Haha, good Dad impression. Except he would have referenced her “double D’s” somewhere in there fa sho.
On a more serious note I thought that was the dumbest thing I’ve seen a tabloid mag report in quite a while, not that Star is reputable or anything.
lil drip | December 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm
NO WAY she fucked him, but she probably blew him
Boogeyman King Dong | December 17, 2009 at 6:19 pm
She did allow Daisy to sit on his lap.
Alli Watermelon | December 17, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Oh OF COUUUURSE #12, I will try to “be better” next time and word my inductions better for you. If you knew what I meant (pretty sure 99% of people would), why take the time to “like try not to be mean and stuff”? HA, how childish. People, I swear….LOL
r4i | December 17, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Well its good to know that the Jessica didn’t ride the tiger. Its bad for the tiger tough.:)
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NFL Draft | December 18, 2009 at 1:41 am
She was only there for a few hours to sing the national anthem.
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