Jessica Simpson hurts fat people

February 19th, 2008 // 60 Comments

Jessica Simpson had a career slump in 2005 so she starred in an exercise video for Speedfit. She signed a multimillion-dollar contract, but decided at the last minute to scrap the project. She prevented the tape from being released by not giving final approval. The owner of Speedfit is now suing Jessica’s pants off. Page Six reports:

Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million – and since she’s refused to settle, Astilean’s now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, “They are hurting millions of fat people in America.”

Okay, maybe that’s a bit over the top. I doubt there’s million of fat people sitting around waiting for Jessica Simpson to cure them of morbid obesity. So nobody’s hurting. Unless Jessica’s going into their homes and knocking buckets of fried chicken out of their hands. She already tried that once at Britney’s place and almost lost an arm. Thank God for skin grafts.

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  1. JANE

    Why can’t she follow her sister’s footsteps and get a nose job?? Please ?

  2. Splooge

    51 – if by nose job, you mean a giant load of my splooge on her face, then I totally agree!!

  3. Sally

    I LOVE Jessica’s hair!! It’s such a pretty color, and the cut is gorgeous!

  4. drunk?

    “Jessica was a mess during that shoot. She had no focus, she put out something that was entirely unusable,” said a source close to Simpson. “They asked her to come back and reshoot, but she refused, and that’s why she’s facing a lawsuit now.”

    One magazine that worked with Simpson in the past said this is a familiar problem. “The (magazine) shoot was an absolute disaster. She showed up and looked like she’d been drinking,” said the magazine editor. “We were there for hours and we had maybe three usable photos from the shoot. We asked for another shoot, and she refused.”

  5. Mia

    @ #48

    I can’t wait to see what god curses you with. Which since I don’t believe in god wont be all that thrilling. I do believe the universe returns what you send out though. I can’t wait to see the pictures of your retarded children.
    Congratulations your the offspring of a retarded fish-squirrel fucking 5 monkeys.

  6. hihihihihihiohijh; hkm

  7. ww

    Ha ha ha ha! I laughed out loud at the ‘person’ who said fat peons should push herself away from the table? Do u know that a lot of fat bodied people eat standing up?? Get your facts straight.. and some of them don’t eat fried chicken.. what a concept.

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