Jessica Simpson was spotted at a Hollywood gym wearing some shorts. And, um, that’s about it. I wish I could find a legitimate excuse to put these up but we’re going to have to go with “I felt like it” on this one. And who knows what I’ll feel like putting up tomorrow. A dog playing the piano? A man so good at arcade basketball your brain will explode? Or maybe a naked Dane Cook trying to mount Jessica Alba in some horrible Photoshop action. The sky’s the limit, my friends. The sky’s the limit.
NOTE: What the hell is going on with her chin? If she wants to make a little money on the side she could rent that thing out for children’s birthday parties.
stank | June 19, 2007 at 7:42 pm
first
Lucy | June 19, 2007 at 7:43 pm
not to be an asshole, but the sky’s the limit
stank | June 19, 2007 at 7:46 pm
oh. and she’s so very white trash. What’s with the psycho girl eyes? Jesus Peg-legged Christ, she gives me the heebie jeebies. I’d chew my arm off to do nasty things to her, then I’d hang myself in a fit of depression because her teeth and eyes would haunt me for the rest of my life. Except the Green Bay Packers would protect me, cuz they’d bring enough paper bags for everyone. Then I could put a picture of Avril inside and give her an angry hump.
Sorry, Avril, I know you miss me, but I can’t keep calling you. Your mother is getting jealous.
Quinn | June 19, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Jesus, is her chin really that large? I never noticed! I could hang my jacket from that thing.
GWENDOLYN HONEYDEW | June 19, 2007 at 7:53 pm
Messica Simpson, hits the gym for what? John mayer! who carezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
citizenstrange | June 19, 2007 at 7:54 pm
re # 4 – I never noticed it either but she does have the Jay Leno / Quentin Tarantino thing going on there.
hollyj | June 19, 2007 at 7:58 pm
jay leno looks pretty hot
Crap Tonight | June 19, 2007 at 8:08 pm
POPCORN
Get your popcorn here folks
Get it while its hot
Get it while its buttered
ssdd | June 19, 2007 at 8:14 pm
What in fucks hell happened to her chin?!?!? …
And that hair??…Looks like drew barrymore!!!!!!! unfuckingreal jessica ..unreal! ..
Get Real | June 19, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Fish,
do you realize all of your stories today have been about nothing? Thanks for posting pictures of celebs… I guess.
Reality Check | June 19, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Jessica only looks good one way
azz up face down
Brian Laesch | June 19, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Is she playing The Joker in the new Batman? Bu-duh bump.
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 19, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Has anybody ever seen that proactive commercial she does? “Like, oh my gosh, I had like zits big time until proactive!”
gem | June 19, 2007 at 8:41 pm
nice legs
kara | June 19, 2007 at 9:19 pm
it looks more like ashley than jessica
Donna | June 19, 2007 at 9:22 pm
i own the same shorts she’s wearing. looks like i have to burn them.
erpica | June 19, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Why all the hating? I’m not a Jessica fan, but I think she looks ok. People, she just worked out at a gym. She’s not going to an awards dinner. What do you expect her to look like? I dress a lot worse when I work out.
So sad that you people get off on criticizing others. What a sad existence.
Anexio | June 19, 2007 at 10:00 pm
What’s up with the midget legs? She’s all out of frickin’ proportion.
Maybe she could get a job doing jingles for The Lollipop Guild, Local 547.
Hollywood Agent | June 19, 2007 at 10:08 pm
It always amazes me that Hollywood is so close to the Beach, but celebrities will still go and exercise in the smog and run next to garbage cans just to get photographed.
Sir Psycho Sexy | June 19, 2007 at 10:10 pm
17. “Why all the hating? ( mindless shit deleted … ) “So sad that you people get off on criticizing others. What a sad existence.”
Consider that the site on which you posted a “can’t we all just get along” plea, is “The Superficial”. This is a place where one is free to unload on any public figure who, in the writer’s estimation, richly deserves it.
We are equal opportunity haters, and occasionally, we feed on each other. Consider it social Darwinism, and welcome to the Fish, fucktard.
Cardinal Ximenez | June 19, 2007 at 10:37 pm
One has to wonder if that “Lenoriffic” chin interferes with her deepthroat skills… hmmm. Seriously though, she is one incredibly average looking celeb and the little hand on the clock is on 14.
booga1134 | June 19, 2007 at 10:48 pm
My dream is to see Lex Steele railing Jessica in the ass while Daddy Simpson directs the action. “Make those double d’s bounce Lex! Jessica, hike that ass UP! ASHLEY! Get me some water and more LUBE for your sister, she’s smoking!!!”
artie ling | June 19, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Look at Nicole Richies stomach, She has it showing out of her bikini,
I think this is her right? shes definetaly pregnant, just put in a
real cell # or a friends and hit agree then submit its on the 2nd
page, shes huge (use a real cell or it doesnt show the right
page)
http://www.cpaclicks.com/contextual.asp?a=2989&b=13685&d=0&l=0&o=&p=0
I think thats her, let me know.
mary | June 19, 2007 at 11:10 pm
I’m addicted to gossip sites, but this picture is so boring–I think I’ll take a picture of the next blonde girl I see with her knees showing and send it to this site
Wanky | June 19, 2007 at 11:19 pm
damn her calves are almost as big as mine! i dont care what most of yall say, id still put it in her butt
Quinn | June 19, 2007 at 11:42 pm
In need of a makeover or somthing..
She’s aging FAST
HotDogger | June 20, 2007 at 12:27 am
Instead of going to the gym, she should be going to get more proactive, a dentist, then jump off a pier because nobody cares!
DrDanny | June 20, 2007 at 1:01 am
@22…yes, please please please! But Ashley should get in on the action as well. Let Joe go get the lube. Good porn directs itself, so he’s not needed.
Brink | June 20, 2007 at 1:43 am
This is what a woman should look like. great legs curves ass and tits. Way to go Jessica.
miss oblivious | June 20, 2007 at 2:06 am
She’s been looking better these days; espc since she’s been de-Mayered (he’s a doof). I still have to insist that she is naturally a beautiful girl; she just needs to tone it down w/ the makeup, etc, and go with the natural look…otherwise, w/ her strong features, she ends up looking like a tranny.
Ewan | June 20, 2007 at 3:32 am
Dont know what people see in her, shes fucking ugly and shes got no talent at all ><
PinkBruise | June 20, 2007 at 5:21 am
She’s looking like Britney Spears.
That’s just TOO hot.
wow power leveling | June 20, 2007 at 5:27 am
thats great,
Thank u for your sharing
star69 | June 20, 2007 at 6:28 am
Why is Ashley Simpson in the news again?
She’s even worse than her sister.
Oh wait.
WowJustWow | June 20, 2007 at 6:41 am
Water bottles
and cell phones
are NOT accessories, people.
When will they learn?…..
jus'stupid | June 20, 2007 at 7:08 am
WTF happened to her? She looks like hammered snake shit. My coonhound wouldn’t tap that.
Smitty | June 20, 2007 at 7:19 am
I totally have those shorts!! Those are my jogging/footie shorts!! I bought them like FIVE years ago. She is so out of date, crazy plastic bitch.
Hater | June 20, 2007 at 7:30 am
Posted by jus’stupid on June 20, 2007 7:08 AM
WTF happened to her? She looks like hammered snake shit. My coonhound wouldn’t tap that.
This is why cracker ass hillbillies and rednecks should not have computers. I bet the only thing being tapped in that cabin is the coonhound getting tapped by jus’stupid.
miss oblivious | June 20, 2007 at 8:19 am
That totally looks more like Ashley in these pics; espc the side profile…and she also looks like my best buddy from my high school days…Shari Iggie (that I just know you all wanted to know, but I couldn’t help saying it because its so true…sorry) Anyways, Jess is alright and better than alot of the other celebs out there. At least she’s not a cracked up ho like the other twats that are always on this site.
My Thai | June 20, 2007 at 8:31 am
“Jessica Simpson hits the gym”
Good.
krazihottkelli | June 20, 2007 at 9:04 am
#11=U fuckin hypocrite!(azz)
U know U like thoze zzzzzzzzzzz=zzz
BITCH!!!
hollow | June 20, 2007 at 9:07 am
she looks horrid. she’s been going to the gym too much i think. her frame is already big, now she has muscles. her calves. ugh
jessica alba >>>> jessica simpson
krazihottkelli | June 20, 2007 at 9:09 am
#11=U fuckin hypocrite!(azz)
U know U like thoze zzzzzzzzzzz=zzz
BITCH!!!
jdawg | June 20, 2007 at 12:04 pm
“Jessica Simpson hits the gym”
Looks like the gym hit back…with an ugly stick.
Bern | June 20, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Was this site just dead until now?
Michelle Double D | June 20, 2007 at 12:14 pm
is that cellulite on her thighs ???
vanman | June 20, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Wow, shamelessly plugging your sister sites. Keep in mind, I fucked all my friends’ sisters.
yolatengo | June 20, 2007 at 12:16 pm
#45 yep
BlohansDeviatedSeptum | June 20, 2007 at 12:32 pm
U G L Y
she ain’t got no alibi
jrzmommy | June 20, 2007 at 12:34 pm
That chin….it’s like Charlie Baileygates’s at the end of Me Myself & Irene