Jessica Simpson was spotted at a Hollywood gym wearing some shorts. And, um, that’s about it. I wish I could find a legitimate excuse to put these up but we’re going to have to go with “I felt like it” on this one. And who knows what I’ll feel like putting up tomorrow. A dog playing the piano? A man so good at arcade basketball your brain will explode? Or maybe a naked Dane Cook trying to mount Jessica Alba in some horrible Photoshop action. The sky’s the limit, my friends. The sky’s the limit.
NOTE: What the hell is going on with her chin? If she wants to make a little money on the side she could rent that thing out for children’s birthday parties.