The Tarrant Apparel Group is suing Jessica Simpson for $100 million for failing to promote their clothes after signing a multimillion three-year licensing deal in December 2004 to launch a line of low-priced jeans and clothing. Under the terms she was supposed to be actively involved in promoting and wearing the JS by Jessica Simpson and Princy lines at public events, but failed to do so, even refusing to be photographed wearing the clothes.
Additionally, when she was asked to name her favorite brand of jeans at an event last year she answered “True Religion” rather than “Princy.” Which makes sense, because True Religion jeans can cost up to $350 and Princy jeans about $60. And this awesome pair of K-Mart jeans I’ve got on? $9.95 baby. Plus tax.
Wow. There must not be a lot to say about this thread because people are being asshats about grammar.
Grammar is FAKE!!! My fingers are fake. My IPOD is fake.
The matrix has you… and Jessica… in my closet… naked.
(my closet is fake)
The matrix might be fake. You are 100% fake. I think, therefore I am… fake.
That isn’t Jessica Simpson…..its Tom Cruise all dolled up for a night out in West Hollywood with pals Alexis Arquette and Rupert Everette. Tom doesn’t have a boyfriend because one man isn’t enough to satisfy his craving for…….the cock.
Yeah the grammer police are going to string up #45 by the genitals for writing “Good on her” instead of “good for her”.
Unless you are an American citizen who was properly taught language arts in elementary school you can no longer post on here. It’s part of a very serious immigration reform act.
New Guy – get a life. You’re boring! Move it…
“Yeah the grammer police are going to string up #45 by the genitals for writing “Good on her” instead of “good for her”.
Unless you are an American citizen who was properly taught language arts in elementary school you can no longer post on here. It’s part of a very serious immigration reform act.”
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(I’m faking)
Oh my god New Guy! How did you know that I was, like, totally one of the kids in your biology class that gets really offended by,like, reverse psychology-comedic-insult tactics from complete strangers? You win my friend, touche!
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Wow, Jessica Simpson giving the wrong answer to a simple question! That surely is news.
Not only smart & biting… but a dry witted sense of humor to boot! I love it!!
(and I don’t need to be a tool who has to point out the fact that I am being sarcastic all the time. Or should I say “facetious” since you probably just learned that when you took your SAT’s).
I am gonna stay late at work tonight just so I can keep this up. My first day on here & I am arguing with some kid who still has posters of baseball players & Pamela Anderson on the same bedroom wall! I am not a fucking loser at all!!!
I heard NewGuy and Tom Cruise got caught in a hotel room with a bottle of KY Touch Massage…….
P.S They say it warms with touch….lol
Is that Martina Navratilova standing beside her?
The best part of the interview happened a few minutes later when the Tarrant Apparel group asked:
TAP: Jess, what’s your favorite brand of alcohol?
JS: Mexico, I think. No, wait, it’s chocolate.
TAP: Jess, what’s your favorite sport?
JS: Lemons, or maybe a rainbow.
TAP: Ms. Simpson, how do you feel about the war in Iraq?
JS: Well, I prefer the taste of Windex, but Everybody Loves Raymond was my favorite song.
TAP: And finally, what’s your prediction for the World Series this year?
JS: Oh, I just know that the Soprano’s will win, or maybe a bird.
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has she always had that cleft chin or did Papa Joe’s pointy head connect as he was coming up?
I’m so disappointed in Tom Petty for hanging out with that no-talent Jessica Simpson, trying to revive his career.
Yes, YankeeRedNeck, she’s always had that cleft. She’s always been Ricky Martin. Am I the only one who sees that? She’s totally Ricky Martin. With tits. Or is the other way around? I’m confused. Hold me!
eXtasyStef–that is a funny website–Bookmark worthy!
@64
That’s pretty funny, but in OshKosh’s defense, she almost always has something hilarious to say. Additionally, I’m funny (well, I think I am, even if no one else does) and I correct grammar sometimes. Bad grammar and misspellings are a pet peeve of mine.
Also, she did say “I’m going to shut up now” which indicates that she realized she was mistaken. So, for everybody being mean to OshKosh, geez, give it a rest. She’s one of the most funny people on here usually. Plus, she’s my homey cause she lives in Louisiana. Not that anyone else cares about that, but dammit, I do.
Nice to see Jan Michael Vincent in public again, huh?
My guess is she doesn’t wear pants because “pants come in PAIRS and there’s only ONE of me.”
# 69 mamacita and # 64 Oshkosh- I’m Baton Rouge born and raised, so I know there are at least 2 other people in the state that can read.
Jess: Are those jeans or pants?
Tarrant: Well, they’re both. They’re pants which are jeans.
Jess: Huh?
Tarrant: You just have to wear them to go shopping and mention them whenever you can. This is called, promotion.
Jess: Promotion? Like, when I graduated from grade school and went to Junior High?
Tarrant: No, its like when you tried to sell your pseudo-Christian albums with your teenage breast implants.
Jess: But I never ended up selling any records.
Tarrant: Right… We meant to say its like when your Daddy sold your soul and body to get all rich and everything.
Jess: He said it was an artistic photoshoot!
@71
Actually, I was born and raised, and yes, still live in……….wait for it…………………….Mississippi. Even more surprising, no? Anyhoo, proximity makes us brethren, even if I don’t live in Louisiana. However, my mom is a nurse at Our Lady of the Lake in your neck of the woods. Ever been to The Melting Pot? That place is the shizzzzz!!!
#49, that was funny! However, I think he looks like an anorexic Kato Kaelin. What the hell happened to that dude? He looked like he enjoyed the Mary Jane.
I’m over her not loving her K-mart brand jeans, like that’s a fuckin’ surprise. I’m more irritated at her stupid glasses though, those things GOT TO GO!
#72 You get my vote for best comment on Superficial….HAHAHAHA!
That guy next to her….he’s a wee bit scary looking, no?
My favorite is # 63 with # 72 a close second. Either way, both of them are funny as hell. Too many people ride the Papahotnuts train, but fuck it, he’s hilarious.
Gogoboots – was it my wit or just the references to Jess’ satanic-child-smut-pandering-incestuous-pedophilic dad?
HAHA.. why wud you sue someone for that amount for not wearing some scepecific clothing… i wudnt wear or promote princy jeans purily because of its feral name
She is looking more and more like Stepford Wives model #3 everyday. I’m starting to think that Nick got the best of this deal.
Totter I think it was the artistic photoshoot part at the end that made my nite, thanks!
In fact fuck it…I just love thinking about the brainless shit that comes out of her mouth, ever awaiting the word of Jessica!
She’s like a real life blow up doll…well actually a blow up doll is probably still smarter, but Id still rather fuck Jessica.
#26 – Quiet, you! It’s all good, because she says “OH MY GAAAHHHHH!!!” Because I’m sure God will be fooled by a technicality like that.
“Oh Jessica, you clever girl — got me again!”
I wonder if she will write about this traumatic experience on her online “journal”.
oh my goodness, #1–you totally took the words RIGHT out of my mouth!!!! #40, i totally agree with you “oy vey” is RIGHT!!! i cant believe she wouldnt even wear HER clothes that SHE designed….well actually thats no surprise, shes is such a label whore!!!! oh yes, and #19, that was funny!!!! actually EVERYONE’S comments about jessicas suit are making me laugh so hard! and, not to sound like a broken record, but #72— good one!!! and #48, you DEF hit the nail on the head!!!!
keep them comming!!!!! have a good one guys and babes in here :)
LUV
ME
PS, #86, that was funny!!!! her “journal”!!
hey, i heard she was PLANNING TO ADOPT too!!!
ugh….she was an awful wife, i cant imagine what kind of mother she’ll be :
Kid: mommy?
Jess: dont call me that! its jes-sick-cuh!
Kid: ok, can u make me some mac and cheese?
Jess: whats that?
Kid: um…its pasta with cheese powder you cook it.
Jess: you WHAT it?
Kid: um, you MAKE it, you cook it, you put the water in a pot on the stove until it boils, put in the pasta and then wait until it softens…wait, mommy, i mean jes-sick-cuh ( as she gave him the look of death! ), why are you looking at me like im speaking french?
Jess: look, i dont know what any of those things are, so why dont you make it yourself, i need to get my lips injected with more resylin ( sorry i dont know the spelling or the name of that new lip stuff )and i need a new $50K hermes handbag because you touched my other ones with your little gross kiddie hands!!!so go ahead and make it yourself.
Kid: but, im only 5. isnt that dangerous?
Jess: who cares?
Kid: can CaCee help me?
Jess (screams): NO!!!! cacee is MY assistant!! she is with me along with the rest of my silly entaurage!( sorry i really cant spell!!)
Kid: (sighs) ok…
and then……
WE INETURPT THIS SHOW FOR A BREAKING NEWS STORY!!!!
JESSICA SIMPSON’S ADOPDED SON/DAUGHTER RUSHED TO THE ER WITH SEVERE BURNS ON HIS/HER BODY! APPARANTLY, SIMPSON LEFT THE CHILD ALONE IN HER BEV HILL MANSE ALONE AND UNSUPERVISED; THE CHILD’S BURNS ARE A RESULT OF SIMPSON’S INABILITY TO …….WELL, TO DO ANYTHING!!!
sorry, i know that was long and not as funny as #63 and popahotnut’s stuff( and many others! :) ) but i had to do a rant on the adoption!! luv you guys and babes!
ME
# 54:
“Good on her” is perfectly correct Australian English. So Shush, person from a former colony where people truly believe that ‘entree’ (‘entry, starter’) means ‘main course’ and that their chosen form of government is called ‘democracy’.
WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.
LMFHO
@87 and 88
OK, I’m reallllly not trying to be mean, but here’s a little well intended advice.
1) Please refrain from using further instances of the phrase “guys and babes”
2) If you admittedly “really cant spell”, please try http://dictionary.reference.com/
Please and thank you.
i love Jessica but she just got her way out of getting free jeans!!
ugh!
Is it just me…..or does she look exactly like Nicole Ritchie (if she’d just lose those last stubborn 65 lbs)
#85: I love you.
:(
Mama – so right. 87/87 – sign up for the word-of-the-day on dictionary.com
Also, look up backward, feeble minded and incest; real pretty pictures of Jess right there.
Nice glasses, idiot. Too much GtF ratio; glasses to face ratio. Not sure how tinting protects YOUR LIPS from UV rays, but WEAR SOME REGULAR GLASSES, christ.
Mamcita, im always complimenting you on things you say on this blog site. many cant spell,llike, on this post as well, and im just admitting it. so fuckin sorry i offended you with the “i cant spell” phrase.
as for the guys and babes, what do YOU want me to say? guys and dolls??? sorry, its just the way i talk. (shrug) why do you care anyway? i never say anything mean about you…yeah yeah i saw the “not trying to be mean” but..still….this is just me is that ok? i mean, this IS a blog site….;)
LOVE for ItallianStallion and PapaHotNuts!!