Jessica Simpson hates her judge

Jessica Simpson apparently wants the judge assigned to her divorce case to be removed, and filed legal papers in Los Angeles on Wednesday that accuse him of being biased. Extra got their hands on the documents and they say: “The Judge is prejudiced against Petitioner (Jessica Simpson) and/or Petitioner’s attorney. He and/or Petitioner cannot have a fair and impartial trial.”

Don’t read too much into it though, since a source says the papers filed were a formality and that Simpson and Lachey are in negotiations to have a private judge hear the case. Unfortunate, since I was picturing the judge leaning back in his chair after watching an episode of Newlyweds and then all of a sudden jumping out and pointing his finger at Jessica yelling, “You’re fucking stupid! I sentence you to death!”