Jessica Simpson has the weirdest posture ever

I like the pictures. They do it for me. I am a sick man.
http://catholictvguy.blogspot.com/

Hey everyone! I’m back from vacation!

Waht is Jessica doing? She needs to clean up from the break up and get back together. It’s getting kind of weird.

Fake papa reminds me of NewGuy. Fake posts, fake weave, fake nails, fake orgasms. All fake.

#90 and #91: Are there two different Papahotnuts on this site?

I can’t wait for my new pillow. It’s going to be like the old days again with your pubic hair in my ear. Ohhh, good times..good times.

pappysmith123@yahoo.com … you can look up anyone’s e-mail address connecting to an account on typekey!!! That’s papahotnuts.

@104- there is only one PapaHotNuts. The other one is an imposter. Just like @102 is a Feed Me imposter. What a fucking COOB.

She looks old for her age. Not Lindsay Lohan used up can I borrow a cigarette to burn off my scabs old, but sort of Hot Vegas Cocktail waitress older than her years kinda old.

I guess getting raped by your dad for half your life will do that to you.

98 – Well, I hope you’re really small because my shit is tight like Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza. Tight like Cagney and Lacey. Tight like… oh, who am I kidding?

107… wow, you’ve got class class class!

What is a poser? Someone who rpetends to be someone they’re not… right?

Who am I pretending to be? You need to chose your words more carefully. And try not the make them swear words… you low class freak, you.

Fake Feed_Me forgot_the_underscore
and your spelling and observances suck.
Just call me Mrs. CSI.

I love to win… like putting trash in their place and pointing out inconsistencies! It’s fun to be better than 90% of the people on this site!!!

In case you didn’t know… the first Feed Me changed screen names because the underscore was too much to type. Educate yourself on these posts before you banter, you idiot.

Just call me Mrs. Tingle… because I could teach you ALOT

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

166. Posted by Feed Me Chocolate on June 3, 2006 04:07 PM

No, sorry to bust your bubble, Whipper, I didn’t get banned. I can’t imagine why I’d get banned in the first place. I’m just tired of having to underscore between my name.

And P.S.,

I know you’re permanently emotionally scarred from your mom always telling you you were a “mistake”, and so you’ve grown up with the idea that no parent plans when they want to have kids. So *pop*, sorry to bust your bubble, but YOU’RE the mistake around here, YOUR mom should’ve thought twice about being the town bicycle–you know, everyone’s had a ride.

Hi Ari!

(FROM THE MATTHEY MCCONHEY BOARD— CHECK IT YOURSELF RETARD)

just call me Einstein… because I can read… and apparently, you can’t.

114 if you insist on caps locking a lot, learn how to spell it you fucking idiot.

It’s hard trying to deal with children… no, children can be intelligent… it’s hard dealing with idiots!

117 — I misspelled a name, that can be spelled any way you want. It’s a name no a word, it has no correct nor an incorrect spelling. Retard. Don’t correct me if you can’t take being wrong.

All you tricks need to stop hating. I’ve seen some of your websites and myspace accounts and most of you couldn’t be a pimple on the ass of Jessica Simpson.

If you’re wondering, yes I AM talking to you.

You go on sticking those boobies out all you want, Jess. ME LIKEYYYYYYYYYYY

@115

Posted by Feed_Me_Chocolate on June 4, 2006 09:42 AM

Tarjamarja (my favorite Finnish chick), ptprez, Sir Psycho Sexy, huhwah, M@ce, et al, I am changing my name since a certain person who shall remain nameless is using mine. If you care to know what it is, you can message me on my myspace page, (if you happen to have an account) the link for which you can find in one of my posts in the infamous Jake Gyllenhaal/ Natalie Portman thread. I won’t say it here because that would defeat the purpose of getting him off my ass. And to answer tarjamarja’s question, it is in fact very easy to switch your screen name, all is evidenced by him posting as 3 people. So this is Feed_Me, signing out.

__________________________

Get your facts straight, faker.

#93

Look osh, I’ll bring you Louis Vuitton handbags & cocaine & diamond & gold & and new Mercedes… whatever you want!… just lets stop the meanness & cruelty… Daddy need a little kindness & affection from his baby…

PS… the “bring some ointment for that throbbing case of idiot” was really quite funny… OXOXO

Fake Feed Me is obviously lamebananas. How do I know? It’s never been able to spell worth a shit.

@99 Your right. I only wish I could meet the fake papahotnuts. I would introduce it to reality in the form of a demonstrative ass-whippin’. Let me assure the SF posters one thing- I’m not sure of the exact time frame, but it’s getting close. My website is currently being built, and I will not be using this TypeKey shit. It will be similar to this site in the sense there will be Entertainment topics and the ability to post back and forth as we do here. But it will also feature World News, Weather, Sports, Health, Business, etc. It will be like a CNN, only with foul fucking language and the humor from people like you. (Most of you, that is) I can’t wait to read BigJim’s thoughts on immigrants and Pinky’s thoughts on low-carb diets, for example. We will have a great time, weekly fucking prizes, all kinds of cool shit.
I also will have control of banning anyone I choose, so no more lamebananawhipperArielsherry-co or anyone pretending to be anyone else.

http://www.papahotnuts.com

I think I see nip in the third picture in the top row….

am I wrong?

I’m so very fucking confused.

@124: God Bless You Papa! Bringing REAL entertainment to the masses. I will nominate you for a Nobel Piece Prize. (and yes, I intentionally spelled piece wrong!)

She has this weird neck thing, like it disappears and goes all Exorcist on you sometimes…she probably thinks her best and only asset is her chest, therefore she must sacrifice the rest of her body for it, even if she looks like a retarded Barbie doll…

The COOB must die!

I miss Ashlee. I want to train her. Then she won’t be stuck being a fake poser like her sister.

Ashlee, did I tell you to talk? Put it back in your mouth. And don’t use your hands.

I’m down papa – cover page looks sharp.

119 the word “a lot” is not a name. what the fuck are you talking about!! i hate people who write ALOT. like you.

She looks HOT in these pics.

@124 – I can’t wait!

The badonkadonk is missing!!

#124, Papa,

I might not be able to see your website. I’m crossing over into Mexico then demanding that they all learn English and give me free medical care….

She was so much cuter 3 years ago.

@124

Your site sounds like a good spot to riff on all the news that’s fit to print. I don’t post a lot on this site (and am now glad that I don’t because of the posers) but always get a kick out of your particular brand of humor (and pinky_nip, the Good Doctor, Big Jim and Italian Stallion). Keep up the good fight and good luck with the new site.

I would definitely hit it

All of a sudden I’m craving a chicago style sausage? hmmmm?

@135 Don’t be a stranger on the new site.

@137 I live in Louisiana, so I have to do the same thing to the state of Mississippi.

Chicago style is the only way to go!

Papa, at least you are in Louisianna and not Mississippi. . .

Papa, are U in Nagin’s Chocolate City?

@142: It’s my kind of town. (actually I do absolutely love your town.. except for the Oprah-part)

#94 Thanks.

#124 Papa: Sounds cool. It’d certainly be a welcome replacement for when it turns into Awesome Time at the Superficial. I write political satire for a few different publications. Lemme know if you ever want free copy. I’ll do it for food stamps, too.

dr.rokter@yahoo.com

@143 No, thank god. I’m in the capital, Baton Rouge. New Orleans was a great place to get drunk, get laid, then get arrested. Other than that, it was a shithole. I still go every now and then, but the smell of corpses and mold can fuck up a cocktail.

Dr. Rokter, I have to one-up you. I actually write for our legislative branch of the world famous Louisiana Government. So essentially, I write political satire also. Senators and representatives actually arm themselves in DC with shit I have written for them. No wonder this state is going to hell.

@144 Not a big Oprah fan either (is it me or is she slowly taking over the world?), but you have to take the good with the bad sometimes. At least I have my Chicago Cubs to cheer me up. . .

I think she may be wearing a waist cincher, and it’s keeeping her torso stuck in an upright position. She must be stressed out over Nick and hittin’ the Cheetos with a Britney-like ferver…so now she’s got some gut to cinch away!

(also…totally a nip slip!)

#147 Hee, hee. That’s fucking classic.