Jessica Simpson has the weirdest posture ever

June 6th, 2006 // 466 Comments

  1. jagbag

    I would do filthy filthy filthy things to her. so hot.

  2. xd

    The best word to describe this woman is RIDICULOUS.

  3. Anonymous

    #319: one of those spelling errors is “nonsenseical”. That’s nonsensical. You’re welcome.

  4. ptprez

    450

    i love it when you talk ebonics osh…

  5. #124: Having your own website is hip.

  6. xd

    She looks like a man dressed up as a woman trying to be girly and cute. There’s something seriously wrong with this woman… her body is square, she has man-like wide shoulders and back, she has no ass, her boobs and arms are really ugly and don’t match with her square body and wide back. Her feet are plain disgusting. Not to mention her nose, jaw and profile. And not to mention how this woman manages to wear such ugly ridiculous clothes and accesories that don’t flatter her at all. She looks so fake and unnatural… it’s like she’s constantly trying her hardest to look sexy and she’s so obvious she ends up looking ridiculous. By the way, the horrid ridiculous style doesn’t help at all.

  7. She looks Wilma Flinstone

  8. Megan

    the girl still has no booty, i’ve been sayin it for years…

  9. kerryelizabeth73

    She does look a little like a lizard. like you could imagine her poking her neck out and a little forked tongue shoots out to grab a fly… maybe some sort of hybrid alien/human… I don’t know – but it is weird.

  10. yertle

    Give the poor girl a break, it takes tremendous mental power to hold in a fart.

  11. sweetandsexy

    she is beautiful…..please look at yourselves before you even make a comment about her…especially you females that always find a problem with every beautiful girl you see. HATERS!

  12. eztolm8

    I think she looks very beutiful and a knock out. Those who judge others are just jelous.Any man out there would never say no for some of that.

  13. bitchgoddess

    Be nice. It’s not easy holding up those big, fake tits.

  14. hotmama

    she looks like a football player in these pics

  15. .:E:.

    Top row second one over, I think she forgot to shave her armpit.
    That dress makes her look even worse then usual.
    .:E:.

  16. BlushingPrncess

    Well, for all of you saying that Jess looks like a barbie, Barbie’s are cute, and Jessica looks gorgeous as usual.

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