Love of breasts. Spefically, hers. To me, her breasts are as lovable as an animated sidekick from a Disney movie. But, hey, I’ll let her tell it. After all, she’s known them much longer than I have. She recently told Heat magazine:
“I have amazing boobs. They
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Devil Is Chrome | January 20, 2006 at 5:47 pm
She has the personality of a puddle.
mikeski | January 20, 2006 at 5:51 pm
A boobalicious puddle, though, to be sure.
DrDanny | January 20, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Personality? Who said anything about that? We’re talking about boobs, and there’s no denying hers are World Class. Ass too, for that matter.
Autumn | January 20, 2006 at 5:56 pm
She’s definitly had some work done to them!! Atleast a lift after all that weight loss. I used to be a fan, but not anymore, she’s just too celebrity now.
Jayne | January 20, 2006 at 5:58 pm
My favorite Jessica boob quotes come from her father..who seems to fascinated with her lovely pair.
You know he hates Ashlee because of her average tits..it’s great.
MissMarie | January 20, 2006 at 6:04 pm
Didn’t you guys post Ashlee Simpson saying almost the exact same thing about her breasts a while back?
Is their father oogling their boobs and brainwashing them or something?
SoCalGal420 | January 20, 2006 at 6:18 pm
She represents alot of why the Feminist/Womens Movement will never progress, and it makes me sad to see and hear otherwise intelligent people gush all over her. Since when has an idiot (fake) blonde with big tits been huge news that must be reported? Maybe it’s b/c I’ve lived in TX and Cali; I’ve just had my fill of dumb, fake blondes and big tits, who cares!? Tits are bags of fat and tissues, why are they a big deal at all? I have 36DDs and they just get in the way! I can’t find shirts that close all the way, can’t wear cute little spaghetti strap tops, etc. Fuck this bitch!
Evangelia | January 20, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Boobs are boring.
HughJorganthethird | January 20, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Substitute “boobs” for “warts” and this post is way funnier.
Captain Awesome | January 20, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I thought she was going to say “Breathing”
BuffyH | January 20, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Kill me. Please.
ESQ | January 20, 2006 at 8:30 pm
I love her boobs too. I would want to use them as a mouth accessory.
SuperSpence | January 20, 2006 at 9:28 pm
Envy is ugly, ladies, and it won’t make your boobs bigger. And after all, isn’t that what we all want?
Retardo Montalban | January 20, 2006 at 9:29 pm
“I have amazing boobs. I do, I know it. They’re not too big, not too small. They’re just perfect.” – Ashlee Simpson
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2005/12/07/ashlee_simpson_has_issues_1.html
SugaryCherry | January 20, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Wow, her friends must have consisted of one package of hostess sno-balls if her boobs were bigger than them.
BrendaPayne | January 20, 2006 at 11:05 pm
This is too similar to Ashlee’s comment that I find it hard to believe that both sisters said it. I’ve always thought Jessica had world-class knockers, but SoCalGal420 reminded me that tits are simply “bags of fat and tissues,” which suddenly made her rack seem about as appealing as a pair of big fat man boobs.
hermanita | January 20, 2006 at 11:35 pm
In other words: “omg the only thing I ever had were boobs, but I didn’t realise that when showing them I could get jobs up until now!” This girl is so stupid and talantless. Any stripper you find from any strip club would be 100 times smarter, prettier and surely less slutty. It’s sad, really.
Populist | January 21, 2006 at 12:23 am
A lot of women like to slam men for being obsessed with their own genitals. Joe Crotch-Grabber, meet your female counterpart, Jessica. Or Ashlee. Or Jennifer Love-Hewitt. And Jess shouldn’t brag too much. I’ve seen pics of her in a dress without any “support”, and there’s definately a sag factor involved.
Shaun | January 21, 2006 at 12:43 am
I agree with Poster # 1. A puddle sums it up.
Poster # 14. Ashlee Simpson? Come on now. Ashlee is a boot and will always be one. She is like the tissue paper Jessica uses to wipe her nose with.
Retardo Montalban | January 21, 2006 at 1:31 am
Hey, she said it, not me.
Allie4lfe | January 21, 2006 at 5:42 am
they twisted her words.. typical..
TorontoBaby | January 21, 2006 at 11:22 am
Yeah…we’d all have nice boobs too if we had a top surgeon in Hollywood fix them. If anyone actually believes those tits are real, you are really blind. She used to have the saggiest tits on earth. When she lost all that weight, they became even saggier and then she got the implants. You’re not fooling anyone Jessica. And why on earth is she making comments like that anyways? She’s absolutely repulsive. I’m definitely not JEALOUS (first of all…jealous of what?) cause I have very big boobs and that is how I know hers are fake. And whoever said her ass was nice must be on crack cause it’s the flattest ass I’ve ever seen on a woman. Dukes Posters = butt padding and airbrushing.
convictchick | January 21, 2006 at 12:41 pm
aw i love jessica. every educated feminist bone in my body tells me i should detest her, but theres just something i find adorable. she reminds me a bit of marilyn monroe….the vulnerability or somethin.
of course she has none of marilyns talent. and she hasnt shagged a kennedy. yet.
popcornsuite | January 21, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Her Daddy said she has nice boobs too.
This family is starting to really, seriously sicken me.
Sheva | January 21, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Leave Jennifer Love out of it.
She’s my favorite sweetheart.
lebowski | January 21, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Get this cunt and her fat-ass tits out of my face.
Jeremy1Esq | January 21, 2006 at 3:07 pm
as long as there are men on the planet, women like Jessica will never need a personality.
Cuore56 | January 21, 2006 at 3:56 pm
I really don’t like her at all. She’s changed so much over the years, but her singing voice is overly breathy and dramatic. I hope she stays single for a very long time & doesn’t reproduce. And p.s. there’s a typo…it should say specifically, not spefically.
minxy | January 21, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Jessica Simpson’s boobs = her career. So she should def. appreciate them.
PostAcidYouth | January 21, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Hm. Yes. No wonder she adores her breasts. It’s not like she has anything else going for her. Like talent. Or brains.
hafaball | January 21, 2006 at 8:56 pm
As long as she shows her boobies, and doesn’t open her mouth…but i don;t think thats possible.
BEAM | January 21, 2006 at 9:48 pm
She wouldn’t be the mega star she is now without her trademark perfect rack. That is mostly what attracts her male fans, not her acting or singing.
thatsmyname | January 22, 2006 at 8:58 am
Please, you were never afraid to show your boobs Jessica. Why do celebs always think they have to have a sad story?
Georgia | January 22, 2006 at 12:04 pm
I’m not impressed with her chest.
After loosing all of that weight they shrank. They aren’t any larger than Scarlett Johanssons
PostAcidYouth | January 22, 2006 at 1:05 pm
agreed with ‘thatsmyname’…I highly doubt miss simpson ever had a problem with her breasts. Although I’m loathe to describe them as perfect…they’re large for her frame and she comes across as quite cartoony
HollyJ | January 22, 2006 at 10:06 pm
I’m no fan of hers, but there’s just no winning for her, no matter WHAT she says or does….
If she says “Oh I hate my breasts..” people would crucify her with the whole “I hate when beautiful women whine about their bodies–the bitches!” thing…
So she admits she likes them, and people crucify her for that too.
Perhaps she should just stand and say nothing, just to be safe. Of course, then people crucify her for being an idiot with nothing to say.
God, I’m glad I’m not in her boobs… er.. shoes…
tracym | January 22, 2006 at 11:35 pm
For all the people dissing on Jessica – what is the big deal? It seems like you’re awfully worked up over nothing. If she’s so dumb and annoying, why are you spending your time looking at her and reading about her. Really – get a life.
AmberDextrose | January 23, 2006 at 5:45 am
Does anyone else remember a Farside cartoon with a goofy girl lying in bed thinking “I think I really like vanilla…”?
HughJorganthethird | January 23, 2006 at 6:39 am
I love the enivitable “If she’s so dumb and annoying, why are you spending your time looking at her and reading about her. Really – get a life ” comment that pops up almost every day. Get a life? Hello? If your so smart and leading such an interesting life why the fuck are you reading the SuperF? What you should be reading is the dictonary. Look up “irony” see if you can wrap your big brain around the concept before you make anymore annoying posts Einstien.
Larry | January 23, 2006 at 10:02 am
“Boobs are boring.”
You bet they are … as long as “boring” is a synonym for “something that makes men as big and hard as a cannon.”
It’s interesting that her boobs were actually bigger than her friends in school. That would make for some very small friends, or some very, very big boobs. We’re talking bigger than Kitten Natividad big.
Tracy | January 23, 2006 at 3:29 pm
You never hear celebrities say anyting truthful, like, “My left boob looks like an old sock with an orange in it and my right one looks like a undercooked fried egg.” Now THAT would be refreshing!!
Miss Gulch | January 23, 2006 at 4:33 pm
:::yawn::: What, did she invent the wheel? Most women have got what she’s got — we just don’t put ours up for sale.
drdisaia | January 24, 2006 at 1:55 am
One thing this chick knows is how to get the media in a shark-like frenzy. Talking about her boobs will do it.
COMMONSENSESAYS | January 26, 2006 at 12:32 am
Wow Jessica
Could you get any dumber.
WTF? | September 1, 2006 at 11:59 am
Ya right. Had them in school. -They perform plastic surgery in school now?
HollywoodSnark | December 12, 2006 at 7:24 pm
wow, we’re soul mates – i love her breasts too – http://hollywoodsnark.com