Jessica Simpson has nipples

What I find funniest about this whole set of photos is how happy Mr. “I’m baked on Northern Lights in my new K-Swiss tennis shoes” is to be a part of the photos. Which are whiter – those shoes or Jess’ teeth? Which are bigger?

Just save us all the waiting and get to doing your gang bang porn now, Jess. Know your role!

look at her horrible nose!!!!

those aren’t nipples, there just big moles. she has them all over.

I’d say that I’d like to f**k Jessica’s brains out, but someone beat me to it.

Neeeeeeeples!!!! While she may be brainless, she has an incredible body. I pray for the day when more female stars are built like her and not Eva Longoria (puke).

Jesus christ, enough with the stupid bigass sunglasses. The pops know who you are, you’re not exactly going undercover and deceiving anyone. These just look fucking ridiculous.

I work at the hotel she stays in and I often have the occasion to interact with her. She is a sweet, modest, and very kind woman. She is one of our favorite guests. I don’t know where any of you get your information about her, most of it couldn’t be further from the truth. I admit that most candid pictures of her make her look weird. But I swear to God, she is gorgeous. Even without makeup and her hair loose on her shoulders, she is stunning. And again, her personality is terrific, she is always nice to the paps, and when she doesn’t want to be photographed, she avoids them by going out a different entrance. You never see her get violent with them.
Also, even though she has made some questionable ensemble choices lately, you still will never see her legs spread with her bare snatch exposed in the back of her limo. She has class. She doesn’t get drunk and act like a whore, she doesn’t do drugs, she isn’t promiscuous, she does a lot of charity work and is very generous.
Nitpick on her imperfections all you want, but remember that she is a millionaire superstar and you aren’t. Her day consists of waking up in her 5000 dollar a night penthouse, having dozens of people fawn over her, making public appearances (and lots of cha-ching), signing autographs for hundreds of fans, and your’s consists of sitting at home in your drawers criticizing her on superficial.com.

i’d love to play with her tits and suck that clit. too bad nick got to her first.

nice jeans! the rest is ugly!

and those nipples look kind of fake! some bitches wear this kind of platik nipple patches, tha look like hard nipples…. she looks like she would do anything for some publicity.

#106 Actually I think Jessicas day consists of trying to figure out how they got the water in her Aquafina bottle. I’ve seen her show dipshit. She is one of the stupidest, most ignorant, orverated, talentless “stars” out there. I will never have any respect for someone so fucking dumb. Oh she’s rich you say? Bifg fucking deal, most people at some point get money, but this skank ain’t ever getting a brain.

I’m sure she OWNS more things then nipples alone, BETT!!

Suck in the gut Jess!
Bad earrings, bad glasses, horrible vest, ridiculous bag. She will not age well. She has a fat chick hiding inside of her.

Ayleast she looks better lately than she did when she wore 5 lbs of make-up and hooker outfits. Leave her alone about her nose, everyone has faults and she can afford all the plastic surgery she wants obviously, but doesn’t want a nose job. Look at Ashley anyway, she looks so plain now with her new nose. No character or personality to her now.

who let this tranny out. it’s not Halloween yet..

I want to cum on her awesome vest.

I think you meant “freckles.”

HEY JESSICA…..UUUMMMM……SEE YOU STILL NEED NICK TO DO YOUR LAUNDRY, LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR BEFORE YOU GO OUT. GRASS STAINS ON YOUR JEANS??????? GET A NEW DRY CLEANER LMAO

Those aren’t earings- those are crank ‘size’ rings to makes sure your joint will fit her duck lips.

Does this Bitch have any pictures in which her feet are not hanging over the front of her shoes..?

Get a pair that fit..properly..DAMN!.

S-H-A-M-E!!

Glasses?! .. where?? :)

is she smugling tic tacs or is it cold out…..man i want to fuck her so hard over and over again damn she has nice tits she may be dumb but i would love to fuck her. i would eat her out.

dude those glasses suck get some normal ones…and pop those tittys out so i can cum all over them and in your mouth jessica..ur nipples are out of control

hey paulo u dumb fuck there talking about sunglasses.

112 no means no

I know those earings aren’t a place to rest those cankles

Damn Jess those nips..must be cold