If ducks aren’t your thing, here’s Jessica Simpson grabbing lunch at Nobu earlier the same day looking like an actual human being. Although, c’mon Jessica, couldn’t you find some bigger sunglasses? You’re just embarrassing yourself with those things.
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Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Very nice :-)
FACE | September 6, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I want to bang her so bad it hurts
veggi | September 6, 2007 at 1:48 pm
ugliest. vest. ever.
Ted from LA | September 6, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I have the exact same nose and sunglasses gimmick that I wear on Halloween.
Eatman | September 6, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Jessica Simpson makes babies cry.
YouRang | September 6, 2007 at 1:50 pm
She kind of reminds me of Princess Clara’s mentally retarded cousin Bleh in the show Drawn Together.
fielding | September 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm
What the hell is she wearing over that shirt? Some kind of mat woven out of tumbleweed?
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Veggi, you are correct fucking ugly vest.
lambman | September 6, 2007 at 1:58 pm
how does she still get work?
yolatengo | September 6, 2007 at 2:02 pm
#9
errr, work? what work?
bananas in pajamas | September 6, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Big fucking ugly glasses are The Future, dudes!
veggi | September 6, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I’m brought back to 8th grade when vests with the weird strap on the back and matching mustard colored socks were in. Oh, that wasn’t fashionable? So I looked fucking studpid? dammit!!!!
Chauncey Gardner | September 6, 2007 at 2:07 pm
If you asked Jessica how many loads of semen she’s swallowed in her life, do you think she could tell you?
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 2:07 pm
That vest looks like some macrame shit I made in 7th grade art class while tripping on acid.
geodude | September 6, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I wanna stab her.
(sorry, mom)
WhatIsThat? | September 6, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I guess she decided to bring her own cab-in-a-bag since there is a taxi ‘strike’ in the city.
PrettyBaby | September 6, 2007 at 2:14 pm
That Jew next to her would like nothing more than to bone her. But OH HO! Look who else is with her!!! It’s Uber-Fag Ken Paves to the rescue!!
PrettyBaby | September 6, 2007 at 2:16 pm
In pic # 6 on the bottom she looks like she is gonna give the Jew a squirt….
Gassy Girl | September 6, 2007 at 2:17 pm
The weird doily vest and the nipples remind me of my grandma.
jaydenjames@18 | September 6, 2007 at 2:17 pm
My mommy told me to twell e’rybody dat she is back. She gonna go to veemaavajayjay two sing un dance. she say if she do good she won’ trow me at da ceilin’ no mo’ and won’ put her lollypops out on my ticky o.k. byebye now.
pointandlaugh | September 6, 2007 at 2:19 pm
YES. Yes she does. VERY nice ones.
veggi | September 6, 2007 at 2:20 pm
@ gassy girl- how is grandma? did she get you a CB for your car bed so you can talk to other car beds?
BlohansProlapse | September 6, 2007 at 2:20 pm
She’s not going to age well. Bet on it.
jrzmommy | September 6, 2007 at 2:21 pm
what’s bigger, her ghetto earrings, her gay sunglasses or her nippolonios?
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 2:22 pm
I don’t care what any of you think!!!!!
I kinda like her vest
PrettyBaby | September 6, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Silly Jrz, Nippolonio dated Prince.
veggi | September 6, 2007 at 2:23 pm
just coming from an audition for The Fly?
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Why my boss has the fricken air conditioner set at 35, I’ll never know.
Although looking at these pictures, I’m starting to get an idea….
Shawna | September 6, 2007 at 2:25 pm
I like her glasses.
mred | September 6, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Horse faced and gross. Something about her makes me want to punch her in the head.
Joe Millionaire | September 6, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I would let you all make fun of me if I could also have her money
http://testosterone-zone.com
BaldAsBritney | September 6, 2007 at 2:26 pm
She’s the Simpson with fetal alchohol syndrome right.?
Cause that would explain alot…
Donkey Ass | September 6, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Too bad her face had gone F’ugly after all her plastic work
Gassy Girl | September 6, 2007 at 2:27 pm
@ 25 is funny cuz FRIST!!! has no taste.
@ 22 veggi – My grandma drank all my pot. I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?
PrettyBaby | September 6, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Her daddy would enjoy these pics… cause you can’t cover them puppies up.
molly | September 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Mr. Ed in sunglasses.
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 2:29 pm
#34 YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!
veggi | September 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm
does she look armanian?
there is NOTHING ok about that vest. see, even our resident tranny wouldn’t wear it and he likes little bo peep outfits………. doesn’t that say something?
Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I’m gonna teach it taekwondo.
Anon | September 6, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Who is the hanger-on behind her?
And those earrings look like they HURT.
PrettyBaby | September 6, 2007 at 2:35 pm
#39 “Who is the hanger-on behind her?”
May we introduce to her Pet Fag Ken!!!!
Lil Princess | September 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm
hey… at least she isn’t fat anymore.
jewcrew | September 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL UPPER ARM BAND
HIDEOUS CROCHETED VEST
2005 SUNGLASSES
NIPS APLENTY
i feel so much better about my outfit/accessories all of a sudden. i’m surprised ken paves didn’t tell her to GTFO out those clothes. he’s gay, he should have better taste!!
TexasTranny'sTrollisTotallyTits! | September 6, 2007 at 2:37 pm
@17. Jew boys have the prettiest panties. Tee Hee.
Gassy Girl | September 6, 2007 at 2:39 pm
@ 37 – I know you don’t know how to spell. Der! It’s FIRST!
Dr. Shockla brought some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm
@43
Funny
Lil Princess | September 6, 2007 at 2:45 pm
hahahaha @44… you’re retarded. leave FRIST alone.
yourealljackasses | September 6, 2007 at 2:48 pm
frist has canadian bacon areolas.
Blondie | September 6, 2007 at 2:50 pm
I Actually like her glasses and her bag…
But I must point out those dirty knees she’s got goin’ on in the last pic…
Uh Oh – what was she just doing???
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Fanastic then. Cheers
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm
BTW fanastic is a word