If ducks aren’t your thing, here’s Jessica Simpson grabbing lunch at Nobu earlier the same day looking like an actual human being. Although, c’mon Jessica, couldn’t you find some bigger sunglasses? You’re just embarrassing yourself with those things.
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Very nice :-)
I want to bang her so bad it hurts
ugliest. vest. ever.
I have the exact same nose and sunglasses gimmick that I wear on Halloween.
Jessica Simpson makes babies cry.
She kind of reminds me of Princess Clara’s mentally retarded cousin Bleh in the show Drawn Together.
What the hell is she wearing over that shirt? Some kind of mat woven out of tumbleweed?
Veggi, you are correct fucking ugly vest.
how does she still get work?
#9
errr, work? what work?
Big fucking ugly glasses are The Future, dudes!
I’m brought back to 8th grade when vests with the weird strap on the back and matching mustard colored socks were in. Oh, that wasn’t fashionable? So I looked fucking studpid? dammit!!!!
If you asked Jessica how many loads of semen she’s swallowed in her life, do you think she could tell you?
That vest looks like some macrame shit I made in 7th grade art class while tripping on acid.
I wanna stab her.
(sorry, mom)
I guess she decided to bring her own cab-in-a-bag since there is a taxi ‘strike’ in the city.
That Jew next to her would like nothing more than to bone her. But OH HO! Look who else is with her!!! It’s Uber-Fag Ken Paves to the rescue!!
In pic # 6 on the bottom she looks like she is gonna give the Jew a squirt….
The weird doily vest and the nipples remind me of my grandma.
My mommy told me to twell e’rybody dat she is back. She gonna go to veemaavajayjay two sing un dance. she say if she do good she won’ trow me at da ceilin’ no mo’ and won’ put her lollypops out on my ticky o.k. byebye now.
YES. Yes she does. VERY nice ones.
@ gassy girl- how is grandma? did she get you a CB for your car bed so you can talk to other car beds?
She’s not going to age well. Bet on it.
what’s bigger, her ghetto earrings, her gay sunglasses or her nippolonios?
I don’t care what any of you think!!!!!
I kinda like her vest
Silly Jrz, Nippolonio dated Prince.
just coming from an audition for The Fly?
Why my boss has the fricken air conditioner set at 35, I’ll never know.
Although looking at these pictures, I’m starting to get an idea….
I like her glasses.
Horse faced and gross. Something about her makes me want to punch her in the head.
I would let you all make fun of me if I could also have her money
http://testosterone-zone.com
She’s the Simpson with fetal alchohol syndrome right.?
Cause that would explain alot…
Too bad her face had gone F’ugly after all her plastic work
@ 25 is funny cuz FRIST!!! has no taste.
@ 22 veggi – My grandma drank all my pot. I mean, how many people can say that in a lifetime?
Her daddy would enjoy these pics… cause you can’t cover them puppies up.
Mr. Ed in sunglasses.
#34 YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!
does she look armanian?
there is NOTHING ok about that vest. see, even our resident tranny wouldn’t wear it and he likes little bo peep outfits………. doesn’t that say something?
Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I’m gonna teach it taekwondo.
Who is the hanger-on behind her?
And those earrings look like they HURT.
#39 “Who is the hanger-on behind her?”
May we introduce to her Pet Fag Ken!!!!
hey… at least she isn’t fat anymore.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL UPPER ARM BAND
HIDEOUS CROCHETED VEST
2005 SUNGLASSES
NIPS APLENTY
i feel so much better about my outfit/accessories all of a sudden. i’m surprised ken paves didn’t tell her to GTFO out those clothes. he’s gay, he should have better taste!!
@17. Jew boys have the prettiest panties. Tee Hee.
@ 37 – I know you don’t know how to spell. Der! It’s FIRST!
Dr. Shockla brought some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
@43
Funny
hahahaha @44… you’re retarded. leave FRIST alone.
frist has canadian bacon areolas.
I Actually like her glasses and her bag…
But I must point out those dirty knees she’s got goin’ on in the last pic…
Uh Oh – what was she just doing???
Fanastic then. Cheers
BTW fanastic is a word