Jessica Simpson was spotted at the gym showing off her insane man calves. The rest of her looks pretty good, but damn. There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers right now weeping. Oh, not because of her calves or anything, but because I just showed them a picture of my abs. I also showed Leonardo da Vinci once and he cried out “Perfection!” before spitting on the Mona Lisa and declaring my body a true work of art.
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i’m sure they don’t look like that all the time. it’s probably because she just left the gym AND more importantly, she’s walking around on her tippy toes. unless you have layers of fat on your legs, everyone’s calf muscles would looke so defined by walking around like that.
They’re calf implants. Old news.
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
man, she’s boring. she’s like the most boring person that ever lived. i feel really sorry for her and the fact that she must be shitting herself about how pointless her life is once everyone got used to seeing her boring tits and smile and realised there was nothing else
short, overly muscular legs = unattractive on both men and women.
PERIOD.
Uhh shes walking on her toes…obvi they’re gonna look sooooo defined…you people are silly,by silly i mean dumb
Hey Jessica we need a #2 as defense in my soccer team, wanna join us?
MONSTER CALVES..{just like a Tranny}.
Ewww!..not to mention visible cellulite..and folliculitis too.
Pssst..Hey Jess.
Did ya hear Johnny Knoxville is getting DIVORCED..just like you?
You still may have a chance with him.
Go for it Girl!..LoL
You won’t have to sneak around this time. *wink*
Frist, I am at home in my baby pool drinking a beer. My guyfriend here is online and reading me the posts for today. Stop lying, you know that I am posting these myself, and soon as I get my little swim, I will get my dick sucked by my guyfriend. A wonderful Fourth of July.
I just don’t get it. Why doesn’t she have a private gym in her home, and have her trainer come to her. That’s what all the other celebrities do in West LA and Beverly Hills. It’s not like she doesn’t have the money. I guess this is the only location that a few board paparazzi will still take her picture.
What’s that coming over the hill, is it a manbeast.
aside from spence and his scent, simpson is the most manly, annoying hor with cankles that i have laid my eyes on. a beast is putting it lightly…i believe she still is considered a mammal, but that is still questionable – is bigfoot, or frankenstein, considered a mammal? simpson will go down in folklore as the first man beast photographed. wait a sec, now i understand the public interest – god knows she has no talent.
weird looking!
This girl makes my teeth itch. Go away Jessica.
There is nothing remotely ‘man-like’ about Jessica Simpson but since you seem to enjoy looking for masculine attributes in some of the most beautiful women alive today perhaps you should concentrate on shemales.
shes got some lumpy thighs for a young woman whos never had children
Please tell me that somebody doctored that….
I don’t care what most men say about her. If they looked past the FAKE breasts (and they are fake, by the way), they can plainly see that she is not attractive and HAS NO TALENT what so ever. And, she has got to have the IQ of a tennis ball. No brains, no talent and fake boobs. It’s nice to know that people recognize real potential when they see it…Sheesh!
What’s wrong with calves? I love muscular calves