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kixbooty | February 9, 2006 at 3:34 am
the only explanation that i can think of for this photo is that jessica is feeling a bit self conscious and maybe is having some self esteem issues-what with the divorce and everything- so shes decided to surround herself with the ugliest people she knows to make sure she looks as hot as possible. well, jess, its working…you look like an angel compared to that tub of lard. it looks like jess just went to the nearest fat camp and said ‘who wants to be my friend?’
Shaun | February 9, 2006 at 3:51 am
In the second photo jessica looks like she has a man face. The heffer behind her is probally a relative from the sticks.
Apple in Mouth
90* turning ratio over low flame. Oink Oink.
o-n | February 9, 2006 at 3:54 am
You know, maybe it’s just because I actually look at people’s faces, but Jessica Simpson isn’t nearly as hot as this site makes her out to be.
AmberDextrose | February 9, 2006 at 4:29 am
I think she’s priddy. Wouldn’t want to swap places with “Ordinary Girl” walking 3 paces behind her though. What was she thinking, letting all that flab hang out when they were bound to get papped?
LindaParson | February 9, 2006 at 4:46 am
Oh my crap she looks like a fucking transexual. Hot? Hot? If any men think she is looking hot than maybe they should go visit a tranny club.
As for the fat dike behind her, it’s actually her sister Ashley….she’s gone fucking insane, and that’s her trailling after Jessica singing, “PEEESHES, PEESHES, PEESHES OF ME! ON A MONDAY FRIDAY SUNDAY!”
adrock2xander | February 9, 2006 at 5:06 am
Fat chicks, along with black and rich women (read: Oprah Winfrey)…are the most potent combination in today’s society…
pickles | February 9, 2006 at 7:19 am
Uhm…. are those elbow pads? Does anyone else see them in the crook of her elbow? They’re creeping me out.
Anyway, she probably keeps her around as diet motivation.
thatsmyname | February 9, 2006 at 7:48 am
I dont like Jessica at all, but i think she looks really good in these pictures. give jack his jacket people…
Sheva | February 9, 2006 at 7:58 am
Nothing like having a beast nearby to make you look better.
Egads!
Cat | February 9, 2006 at 8:04 am
At first I thought it was Kelly Osbourne…
jennifer11 | February 9, 2006 at 8:11 am
duh! i thought all semi-pretty girls had an ugly posse.
lovett | February 9, 2006 at 8:12 am
Why is it that Jessica Simpson always has a look on her face that is somewhere between a deep thought and a deer looking into headlights?
Tracy | February 9, 2006 at 8:19 am
#5, hilarious!! PEESHES OF ME!
gossipmonger | February 9, 2006 at 8:23 am
Posted by Cat on February 9, 2006 08:04 AM
At first I thought it was Kelly Osbourne…
My exact thought.. had just typed this:
Is that Kelly Osbourne behind her??
when I scrolled back up to make sure I wasnt duplicating someone…
JollyJumjuck | February 9, 2006 at 8:24 am
I feel bad for the unknown woman. It looks like she’s panting just to keep up with Jessica.
celeb_hater | February 9, 2006 at 8:32 am
First of all, we have no idea who the 2nd woman is and to rip on her is classless and mean spirited. To those that have done so, I hope your hatred from someone you don’t even know comes back and fucks your life up for good. She’s not a celeb.
Why don’t you fucktards post your picture so we can find faults with you?
Jessica is fair game. She’s a celeb. And she looks quite fine in the pictures. She’s an extremely pretty woman. Might not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but I’d be able to put up with her and watch her bat her eyes at me all day.
Captain Awesome | February 9, 2006 at 8:35 am
Looks like Jessica is thinking about why the sun went away?
As with every day that passes, she will wake up freaking out that the sun comes back every morning somehow. She wonders how it all works? Magic? maybe! Good special effects? could be! Does someone need to replace the giant bulb in the sky? who knows!
One thing Jessica knows for sure, she won’t ever fucking give up!
dubwise | February 9, 2006 at 8:36 am
Hatchet Face?
Go Sip | February 9, 2006 at 9:00 am
I dont think she is a friend, there is one of three scenarios that is possible: 1. Jessica has a huge Cheeseburger stuffed in her purse. 2. Jessica is doing charity work for fat camp and is “mentoring” the girl for the evening. 3. The girl is claiming she once slept with Nick in the comfort of her double wide trailer and she still has the DNA, on the corner of her night table and on a label of a half eaten can of spaghettios. (Sidenote: did you ever notice that the word spaghettios has the word ghetto in it?)
flamarkel | February 9, 2006 at 9:02 am
Kind of looks like an episode from “Wild Kingdom”: Watch as the elephant chases the wolverine.
tipsymcstagger | February 9, 2006 at 9:05 am
Jesus…all the people who say she’s ugly need to get glasses. Girl is absolutely stunning. If you want trannys – take a look at any picture of Fergie. Now that’s a man…
ESQ | February 9, 2006 at 9:06 am
To me this woman looks like a crazed fan running, while panting after her yelling, “Jessie I’m from your home town, can I pleeeze get a picture of us together and an autograph! Pleeeeze I’m your biggest fan, it will just take a sec!”
Mean while Jessica is attempting to ignore her and look pretty at the same time.
ESQ | February 9, 2006 at 9:08 am
Make that a retarded fan from her hometown.
billabong021 | February 9, 2006 at 9:11 am
#21 I do concur with you, Fergie is indeed a person of the male persuasion :)
QuiteFrog | February 9, 2006 at 9:24 am
Personally the woman behind her looks el preggos…nice that people just figure you’re fat and there is no possible way someone could be preggos…
dopelickit | February 9, 2006 at 9:30 am
That’s actually Jessica Paster, Simpson’s stylist.
funkymonkey | February 9, 2006 at 9:33 am
Stain on her dress. Did any catch the “Monica Lewinsky Stain?”
PapaHotNuts | February 9, 2006 at 9:38 am
Jessica is simply granting a wish to a fan that unfortunately suffers from a terminal disease. Upon hearing of her condition, the bigg’un asked the “Make A Wish Foundation” if she could spend a day with Jessica Simpson. What is she suffering from you ask?
The girl suffers froma rare flesh-eating disease. The doctors have given her only 12 years to live.
If you laugh at this, you are going to hell.
ESQ | February 9, 2006 at 10:23 am
And your going with me PapaHotNuts. “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell”
rori | February 9, 2006 at 10:26 am
First off, Jessica always looks as though she’s permanently on her own plane of existence. Second, it’s not that that girl is even really fat, she’s just not a stick; but that face she’s making makes her look horrible. Is she singing? Sneezing?? Wouldn’t you be inclined to make a decent face, or at least a “Look at the pretty colors” face (if you’re Jessica) when the cameras come around?
Don | February 9, 2006 at 10:47 am
Jessica’s friend kind of looks like Hatchet Face from Cry Baby. I always wondered what happened to her.
LaydeeBug | February 9, 2006 at 10:58 am
That is a rather large Eastern European wrestler about to tackle her and demand she donate her hair for the benefit of the little wrestler she has growing in her rather large protruding stomach. Ewwww, turn around Jessica, quick! Run, Jessie, Ruuuuuun!
LaydeeBug | February 9, 2006 at 10:58 am
Oh, shit….wait…..that’s MEEEE!
LaydeeBug | February 9, 2006 at 11:01 am
Celeb hater, relax, take a sip of some chamomile and then come back when SOMEONE ACTUALLLY GIVES A F**K!
memichelle77 | February 9, 2006 at 11:07 am
You know, i’m generally not a public scolder, but i think it’s warranted in this case. Seriously you guys, stop being jerks. Since when do we publicly ridicule someone (a non-star) for not looking like Jessica Simpson? you know, i’m tend to act like a jerk at times, but this has gone too far… I would hate to think what i’d look like next to Jessica. give the girl a break.
Darby | February 9, 2006 at 11:18 am
What? It’s just Jessicas lame ass future. I mean her voice talents went down the toilet long ago.
LaydeeBug | February 9, 2006 at 11:21 am
You know folks, this site is what it is. If you’re hanging out with celebrities, it makes you celebrity by assiciation. Which also makes you a target for ridicule as well. Her face was caught in the camera like that, that’s tough, she’s now fodder for foolishness. AND, even if she may be pregnant, her outfit needs considering. There was a show that came out many years ago and it was called “That’s Entertainment.” And this is what it is. I would expect people to make fun of me if I was famous, because I have a big, basketball ass. That’s Entertainment. Don’t start trying to ignite our consciences. Nobody is gonna feel bad for her. She’s probably making a boat-load of money and even is she reads this post, she’ll just go to the nearest Manolo Blahnik store and feel all kinds of better. Awwwwwww, poor chubby friend. Gimme a break, Puh-leeeze!
xAgonyxScenex | February 9, 2006 at 11:31 am
Is it wrong that I laughed lol
jooles | February 9, 2006 at 11:38 am
Courteney Cox wore this dress in Sept ’05 and looked so much better in it.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c29/elise77/55387586.jpg
jooles | February 9, 2006 at 11:46 am
The woman behind her REALLY is Jess’s stylist JESSICA PASTER. I just did a Google image search for Jessica Paster and she’s the lady who came up!
PapaHotNuts | February 9, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Laydeebug-THANK YOU. I just posted something similar on another picture a minute ago. This website is designed to make fun of people, whether they are celebrities or a really, fat, sea-donkey friend of a celebrity. I hate having to post shit like this. But after fighting ninjas all morning, then counting all the money that my bitches made last night, I just want humor. HollyJ, SuperSpence, ESQ, Laydeebug, Shaun, and to the many others who regularly get me laughing- thank you. To the tree huggers, have fun at your next Star Trek convention. I hear Spock fucked Paris Hilton though. And K-Fed filmed it. And Lindsay Lohan ate the tape, but threw it up because she’s bulemic like Nicole Ritchie. Then Brittney’s baby drove to the Quick-Stop to buy some Kool Menthols for his mammy. Now Go Fuck off.
Tracy | February 9, 2006 at 12:21 pm
The most shocking thing about this picture is that the other woman is Jessica’s STYLIST and she has no style. Even big girls can dress with with class and style and look pretty darn good. This woman is a train wreck!
Kitchy | February 9, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I feel sorry for the box of rocks I made fun of.
davina85 | February 9, 2006 at 12:43 pm
#39 I definately agree…it looks classy on CC but on Jessica another pathetic attempt to remind the world that she has big breasts. I have to agree with some of you guys that it isn’t really fair to compare this woman to Jessica. We all remember Jessica back in her plumper days and with access to all the plastic surgery, trainers, and chefs she has she better look damn stunning. Give those resources to the other woman and in a few months she could probably look just as “hot.”
HollyJ | February 9, 2006 at 12:46 pm
In the following photo, the stylist completes the sneeze, causing her shirt to explode open, sending a button flying at Mach 2 through the eyeball and into the brain of the unfortunate camera man, killing him instantly.
You people have a little empathy.
clitcommander | February 9, 2006 at 12:50 pm
LaydeeBug – couldn’t agree with you more. The site is here to amuse us all and poke fun of celebs and their sidekicks.
So Celeb_Hater, take a Xanax and see it for what it is. FUN!
Everyone knows that pretty girls always have a TFF. (Token Fat Friend.) That way at the bar, the pretty girl never has to worry about competition. It’s called survival of the fittest, Celeb_Hater.
CelebGossipAficionado | February 9, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Hey Licky Licky, can I have Papa Hot Nuts when you’re done? Don’t be greedy!
(Hey Papa, when you two hit Vegas, look me up at the Luxor. ;)
memichelle77 | February 9, 2006 at 12:51 pm
ok, i concede. you have voraciously (and successfully) defended your collective right to be assholes! I’m all for poking fun at celebrities, but (call me a tree hugger, etc. – although i don’t know what tree-hugging has to to with this, as i don’t even recycle), i just felt a little bad for this chick (who a assumed to be “ordinary.”) so,please excuse my sympathetic nature. i’ll try harder in the future to be all bitter and stuff.
ferret1 | February 9, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Seeing Jessica being chased by an overweight Soleil Moon Frye is scarier than any horror movie I’ve seen so far this year, and that includes “Big Momma’s House 2″. Go into the light!!
Allie D. | February 9, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Maybe it’s that Unibrow chick from Dodgeball.