So after the VMA madness of yesterday, nothing cleanses the palate like boobs. Good, old-fashioned gigantic boobs. Brought to you today by Jessica Simpson who, when’s she not looking like an over-tanned duck, has actually been kind of hot lately. I had no idea she was packing such heavy equipment. Downright medicinal. Cancer patients are looking at these pics and now only have a mild cold. It’s true, I’m practically a doctor. I’ve got the lab coat, prescription pad and, yeah, maybe I’m not wearing pants. I’m like that guy from House. I play by my own rules, but instead of saving lives and being an asshole about it, I just look at boobs. Who’s the real hero? Me. Dr. Boob-looker, M.D.
Um, you fuck with the bull you get the horns.
Understand, shit-head?
101- that was stupid. kind of um like.
101– are you principal Vernon from the Breakfast Club?
Oh my god you guys…seriously?
You think that is big?!
Her boobs are what, a big D-cup?
A D-cup is not big or huge, an F-cup is…
I’m so sick of people saying how “HUGE” her boobs are….they aren’t!
They aren’t small neither, but they aren’t huge, they are normal sized!
I don’t se anything special about them…
Look at Jordan, she has gigantic, huge boobs.Jessicas are normal….
It’s an inside joke between me and “Um”.
If “Um” doesn’t get it yet, he soon will.
@91 No, I am the real Um
um, wait a minute, i am ugly.
Jrzymommy
You’re damn straight I do it with my pinkies out. Just like a good little sissyboy.
you’re really a connoisseur pf other chicks’ racks, Grace. What’s up with that?
N!GGER PLEASE
first
Ugly Motherfucker gets my vote, Veggi
She needs to stop wearing those huge shades. Makes her nose look like a deformed penis. Oh wait, now I know why she loves to pick her nose all day.
Dress is fug.
Shoes are nice.
Bag hurts my eyes.
What does she do for a living? Anyone know……
I think i just threw up in my mouth some..eeesh!
#104
Normal sized? Normal ain’t a D cup. Just like my twelve pounder ain’t normal.
Dude behind Superficial: You are HILARIOUS. and her boobs just aren’t huge, they are amazingly shaped. Look at that! No bra but they aren’t sagging. I’m so jealous…
It’s great that you are updating more. Kick that monstrosity of a blogger’s titanticly huge ass. You know who i’m talking about, and his name begins with a ‘P’. (doesn’t he know that no one gives a sh*t about Winehouse???!)
Speaking of big boobs where did Bern disappear to? I liked his DMBS’s…..
Hubby is gonna be disappointed……
WANT.
She’d be even hotter if she wasnt wearing sunglasses that are as big as her gigantic tits.
That dark nail polish on her looks soooooooooooooo stupid!!! She is too light to wear that. She should wear lighter colors. Pinks, Corals, peaches, light orchids. Not dark blue, or black. GROSS!!!!!!!!!
Ugly shoes.
GREAT CANNONS
I love this website– so funny and a bit more intelligent than the other celeb websites out there. Even the readers’ comments are funny and refreshing. Keep up the good work guys! (For some reason I feel that there are more guys on this website)
Those nipples are like a kid playing with a light switch. Now they’re on, now they’re off, now they’re on, now they’re off (hard, soft, hard, soft).
They just need to be exposed a little more. I don’t like the lights to be covered by so much material.
These boobs gave me a nightmare. I looked at these pictures yesterday right before going to bed and I dreamt that they were on my chest and that suddenly, the right one fell under the left one (the weight I guess) and I was trying desperately to slide it up under the skin so it would be at the same level again. Eeeek.
Haters can bite it – if you dont think she is fine as hell, you are gay.
Every white woman should be this beautiful.
How could Nick leave that? I would do anything she wanted. Rims jobs and all.
..The average bra-size is a 36C, in other words, just about the same (if not bigger) as a 34D…so yes that is normal…
I’m a 36B myself, smaller then Jessica, but not small neither…
I’m amazed of how incredibly dumb you guys are…is almost funny
She looks like she is wearing the false boobs with the hard nipples or she gained some of her weight back because her boobs look bigger ha! Do the colors gray and brown really match?
Beauty fades and dumb is forever!
JESSICA IS WEARING THE FALSE SILICONE BREASTS ENHANCERS WITH THE HARD NIPPLES BECAUSE SHE LOST WEIGHT AND HER BOOBS SHRUNK. SHE KNOWS SHE IS NOTHING WITHOUT BIG BOOBS SO SHE IS WEARING BREAST ENHANCEERS. YOU CAN BUY THEM AT http://www.fredericks.com/product/full+breast+enhancers.do?keyword=PADS&sortby=shortdesc&asc=true
not sure when it became relevant whether awesome jugs are fake or not. guess what ladies, it isn’t. I don’t think I’m overstepping when I speak for all men; we applaud Jessica’s fantastic jugs and only pray that all women will come to their senses and do whatever they can to look the same way. nick jumped ship cuz this girl’s a collosal imbecile; you bang her 400, 500 times and get it out of your system. then move on to the next girl with really big, nice ones. mabye come back later, but move on to others. thank you.
she looks good,,,but shes so stupid,,,once you get to know her,,,well @ least from watching her use to be reality show with what his face,,,i use to feel sorry for that guy….!!! yeah thats it nick lazy!
Dr. Boob-Looker, MD.
Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on The Superficial. Or really, anywhere. Ever.
did you hear about what her dad said about her tits? “they look good in anything, she’s a DD, you can’t cover those SUCKERS up” … i seriously think he wants to suck on her tits … poor ashlee and mom would be left in the dark haha.
If you want to have an intelligent conversation, you talk to a man.
Jessica’s only purpose is to have sex & give men something to ogle.
No man ever said, “Did you see the brain on that girl? Damn!” All a girl has to do is look young, hot & sexy. Period. I like a big pair of real breasts.
Wow great boobs and hard nipples!
if u hit up the clubs, you’d say she average, good looking, but on a averagve club chick lvl, she might step it up if i see her up on a table with her friends dropin it with no panties on.
but to any of u dude or chicks hating on her, just remember she’ll always have more money and a funner life than you, so say wut u want lol.