So after the VMA madness of yesterday, nothing cleanses the palate like boobs. Good, old-fashioned gigantic boobs. Brought to you today by Jessica Simpson who, when’s she not looking like an over-tanned duck, has actually been kind of hot lately. I had no idea she was packing such heavy equipment. Downright medicinal. Cancer patients are looking at these pics and now only have a mild cold. It’s true, I’m practically a doctor. I’ve got the lab coat, prescription pad and, yeah, maybe I’m not wearing pants. I’m like that guy from House. I play by my own rules, but instead of saving lives and being an asshole about it, I just look at boobs. Who’s the real hero? Me. Dr. Boob-looker, M.D.
FRSIT!
MMMMMM, i love her boobies!
she’s a dumb-ass cunt…with huge tits!
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Yowsa – I thought the only pair of gigantic boobs I’d see today was jrzmommy and p0nk.
Awww yes, thats the suff right there…. err…. I mean, she’s a shallow, attention seeking, media whore, with no talent, just a stuffed shirt for the media… well stuffed ….. mmmmm boobies…….. Aaaargh stop it damn you Jessica’s breasts!!
is it just me, or does her new smaller nose make her boobs look bigger?
arm pit hair? check.
huge saggy boobs? check.
bad frizzy hair? check.
totally brainless? check.
hmm, this could be any number of bozos…
Those would look awesome on a girl.
AFJ, you’re the 2nd person in your family to call me gigantic in the last 24 hours.
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She really got those big nips lined up nicely. For once we get a shot where they aren’t poking out in random directions.
They’re not as big as you make them out to be. Not even close.
looks like somebody needs a pearl necklace.
CHAD – HEY GUYS, I’VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!
GUYS – WHAT’S THAT CHAD???
CHAD – BEIN’ GAY’S SWELL!!!
GUYS – WELL ALRIGHT!!! CAN WE BE GAY TOO CHAD???
CHAD – SURE FELLAS!!! JUST FOLLOW ME!!! ; } ; }
Hmm… her belt is rather tight… wonder how she manages to breath.
p0nk, don’t get too excited about that, my 2 year old nephew thinks everything is big. So the treatment failed, again?
CHAD – HEY GUYS, I’VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!
GUYS – WHAT’S THAT CHAD???
CHAD – BEIN’ GAY’S SWELL!!!!
GUYS – WELL ALRIGHT!!! CAN WE BE GAY TOO CHAD???
CHAD – SURE FELLAS!!! JUST FOLLOW ME!!! ; } ; }
Why Nick would want to let her go for that flipino rick picking slut he has now is just mind boggling……………
Love love love picture 8 .. beautiful smile..beautiful face..beautiful pose.
afj, your nephew was watching? sorry about that man. we’ll close the bedroom door next time.
Those are some nice funbags !!!
And I thought the only fake boobs I”d see today are my troll and AFJ!
It wouldn’t have helped, even the neighbors down the street complained about how the dog was howling.
I know I shouldn’t do it, but I keep sticking my finger in my ass and then smelling it.
@23 – that’s how I remember the smell of jrz’s pussy.
21- J. Simp’s breasts are real….she’s had surgeries to reduce and lift them before, but they are not implants
did you tell them that you don’t have a dog?
24 wasn’t me, jrz.
She’s damn lucky she has those things, it’s the only thing keeping her famous.
Too much caffeine, much?
I’m gonna give her my shirt that says “I wish these were brains”. No. I like that shirt too much.
You gotta love diamond cutter nipples.
Dang p0nk, who did you piss off? You are the last person that I thought would get trolled in this place.
And thos are some nice mombos
does the left look like it’s hanging lower than the right???
I just wanna stick my face in and motorboat those puppies
http://testosterone-zone.com
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Damn her titties are huge! Too bad her career isn’t as fantastic. I will say this much: she is looking a hundred millions times better than Britney Spears. Stay away from loser men and having “mistake” babies Jess.
Judging from her bag and belt – there’s no snake alive she doesn’t want to convert into some sort of fashion accessory.
These just might be the most beautiful tits of any celeb.
Superfish, you have been ON FIRE lately…..keep it up
Chad, you’re kind of weird.
Her career???
When a woman is this hot she doesn’t have to have a career.
Her job is just to look good and fuck.
She will always have any number of millionaires and/or even billionaires willing to put her up in their yachts and penthouses.
Who writes this shit?? One cocky POS. I like reading this stuff, but it gets real annoying and old….fast. Your HILARIOUS whoever writes this. Good one.
PS. Those boobs are totally real. She used to sing Christian, but they were uneasy of her vuluptuous boobs. True story.
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That’s not true. She just went mainstream.
I want to suck her tities as well as her pussy..yum
@6
I didn’t even notice she had a nose.
Can take my eyes off those tits.
She’s a fucking twit, but you have to give the titties props.
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Um, yeah. It’ true. Thanks for trying though
She’s had those lifted for SURE. They used to sag as low as Cisco Adler’s nuts.
Her dad is LOVIN’ these pictures.
Jrzymommy
I bet daddy has some SPECIAL pics that he keeps close by.