So after the VMA madness of yesterday, nothing cleanses the palate like boobs. Good, old-fashioned gigantic boobs. Brought to you today by Jessica Simpson who, when’s she not looking like an over-tanned duck, has actually been kind of hot lately. I had no idea she was packing such heavy equipment. Downright medicinal. Cancer patients are looking at these pics and now only have a mild cold. It’s true, I’m practically a doctor. I’ve got the lab coat, prescription pad and, yeah, maybe I’m not wearing pants. I’m like that guy from House. I play by my own rules, but instead of saving lives and being an asshole about it, I just look at boobs. Who’s the real hero? Me. Dr. Boob-looker, M.D.
Particle)Man | September 11, 2007 at 1:17 pm
FRSIT!
MMMMMM, i love her boobies!
sikofdis | September 11, 2007 at 1:17 pm
she’s a dumb-ass cunt…with huge tits!
Elliot | September 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
( o )( o )
AFJ | September 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Yowsa – I thought the only pair of gigantic boobs I’d see today was jrzmommy and p0nk.
Spartacus | September 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Awww yes, thats the suff right there…. err…. I mean, she’s a shallow, attention seeking, media whore, with no talent, just a stuffed shirt for the media… well stuffed ….. mmmmm boobies…….. Aaaargh stop it damn you Jessica’s breasts!!
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
is it just me, or does her new smaller nose make her boobs look bigger?
bond | September 11, 2007 at 1:20 pm
arm pit hair? check.
huge saggy boobs? check.
bad frizzy hair? check.
totally brainless? check.
hmm, this could be any number of bozos…
Nipplina | September 11, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Those would look awesome on a girl.
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 1:20 pm
AFJ, you’re the 2nd person in your family to call me gigantic in the last 24 hours.
BRANDISH | September 11, 2007 at 1:21 pm
(o)(o)<
Wonky | September 11, 2007 at 1:21 pm
She really got those big nips lined up nicely. For once we get a shot where they aren’t poking out in random directions.
Uncle Eccoli | September 11, 2007 at 1:22 pm
They’re not as big as you make them out to be. Not even close.
superawsomestud | September 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
looks like somebody needs a pearl necklace.
Chad | September 11, 2007 at 1:23 pm
CHAD – HEY GUYS, I’VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!
GUYS – WHAT’S THAT CHAD???
CHAD – BEIN’ GAY’S SWELL!!!
GUYS – WELL ALRIGHT!!! CAN WE BE GAY TOO CHAD???
CHAD – SURE FELLAS!!! JUST FOLLOW ME!!! ; } ; }
amigo | September 11, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Hmm… her belt is rather tight… wonder how she manages to breath.
AFJ | September 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
p0nk, don’t get too excited about that, my 2 year old nephew thinks everything is big. So the treatment failed, again?
Chad | September 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
CHAD – HEY GUYS, I’VE GOT SOME GREAT NEWS!!!
GUYS – WHAT’S THAT CHAD???
CHAD – BEIN’ GAY’S SWELL!!!!
GUYS – WELL ALRIGHT!!! CAN WE BE GAY TOO CHAD???
CHAD – SURE FELLAS!!! JUST FOLLOW ME!!! ; } ; }
ssdd | September 11, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Why Nick would want to let her go for that flipino rick picking slut he has now is just mind boggling……………
Love love love picture 8 .. beautiful smile..beautiful face..beautiful pose.
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
afj, your nephew was watching? sorry about that man. we’ll close the bedroom door next time.
BIGsteamyONE | September 11, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Those are some nice funbags !!!
jrzmommy | September 11, 2007 at 1:31 pm
And I thought the only fake boobs I”d see today are my troll and AFJ!
AFJ | September 11, 2007 at 1:31 pm
It wouldn’t have helped, even the neighbors down the street complained about how the dog was howling.
AFJ | September 11, 2007 at 1:32 pm
I know I shouldn’t do it, but I keep sticking my finger in my ass and then smelling it.
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@23 – that’s how I remember the smell of jrz’s pussy.
lambman | September 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
21- J. Simp’s breasts are real….she’s had surgeries to reduce and lift them before, but they are not implants
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm
did you tell them that you don’t have a dog?
p0nk | September 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
24 wasn’t me, jrz.
Ooba Gooba | September 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm
She’s damn lucky she has those things, it’s the only thing keeping her famous.
Wally, Go back on your meds | September 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Too much caffeine, much?
veggi | September 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I’m gonna give her my shirt that says “I wish these were brains”. No. I like that shirt too much.
Barry LeFarge | September 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
You gotta love diamond cutter nipples.
Jimbo | September 11, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Dang p0nk, who did you piss off? You are the last person that I thought would get trolled in this place.
And thos are some nice mombos
opie | September 11, 2007 at 1:48 pm
does the left look like it’s hanging lower than the right???
Joe Testosterone | September 11, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I just wanna stick my face in and motorboat those puppies
http://testosterone-zone.com
mabbo | September 11, 2007 at 1:59 pm
( o ) ( o )
Damn her titties are huge! Too bad her career isn’t as fantastic. I will say this much: she is looking a hundred millions times better than Britney Spears. Stay away from loser men and having “mistake” babies Jess.
Binky | September 11, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Judging from her bag and belt – there’s no snake alive she doesn’t want to convert into some sort of fashion accessory.
Spook | September 11, 2007 at 2:05 pm
These just might be the most beautiful tits of any celeb.
wastedOne | September 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Superfish, you have been ON FIRE lately…..keep it up
veggi | September 11, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Chad, you’re kind of weird.
Mike | September 11, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Her career???
When a woman is this hot she doesn’t have to have a career.
Her job is just to look good and fuck.
She will always have any number of millionaires and/or even billionaires willing to put her up in their yachts and penthouses.
Um | September 11, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Who writes this shit?? One cocky POS. I like reading this stuff, but it gets real annoying and old….fast. Your HILARIOUS whoever writes this. Good one.
Um | September 11, 2007 at 2:25 pm
PS. Those boobs are totally real. She used to sing Christian, but they were uneasy of her vuluptuous boobs. True story.
n!gger | September 11, 2007 at 2:27 pm
#42
That’s not true. She just went mainstream.
bob | September 11, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I want to suck her tities as well as her pussy..yum
Texas Tranny | September 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm
@6
I didn’t even notice she had a nose.
Can take my eyes off those tits.
Krystina | September 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm
She’s a fucking twit, but you have to give the titties props.
um | September 11, 2007 at 2:36 pm
# 43
Um, yeah. It’ true. Thanks for trying though
Adrienne | September 11, 2007 at 2:37 pm
She’s had those lifted for SURE. They used to sag as low as Cisco Adler’s nuts.
jrzmommy | September 11, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Her dad is LOVIN’ these pictures.
Texas Tranny | September 11, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Jrzymommy
I bet daddy has some SPECIAL pics that he keeps close by.