Somehow Jessica Simpson having curly hair has become the most pervasive news story of the morning, so here she is in LA last night showing off her new do. I guess I’m supposed to be titillated with excitement, but I’m mostly finding myself wondering if her breasts could suffocate a man. That’s right, I can be deep and philosophical, too. (Suck it, Deepak.)
Jessica Simpson has curly hair. STOP EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
January 6th, 2010 // 69 Comments
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She’s hot! Always was IMO, but she’s not a talented singer/actress.
@2
Hot ?? WTF?? Did you even look at picture #6 that is as far from hot as it gets.
This is the ghost of Jessica Simpson which, frankly, I prefer.
I LOVE LAMP
Business on the bottom, party on the top.
I’m wondering how warm it must feel inside her ass.
The pictures of her coming out of the doorway look really good. I actually thought she looked cute as hell. Then I started skimming through them, and they just got worse and worse. In some of them, she reminded me of Dina Lohan. That’s never a good thing…
She’s ugly.
HOT!!
Looking desperate. Curly hair = distract from the fatness.
She could be the perfect female.
She looks even more stupid.
She looks horrible without makeup. Her nose is freakish.
@3 : you’re probably some ugly fat chick, stfu, I like her, and taste is not debatable.
She looks fine when she has her fat arms and gut covered up
Still hot as hell.
Pretty, pretty face. Killer smile.
Jessica, with your bleached out bimbo blonde hair (on top dear, not the tangled mane of dirty black pubic hair infested with last week’s shitty toilet paper and tampon fragments) and shaved mannish muscular legs accentuated by a pair of Wallmart Miley Cyrus gym shorts, Goober Pickens jacket and tennis shoes laden with dog shit on the bottom, you are truly one big titted moron. A credit to the industry!
Randal
She`s fucking hot. Shut up kiddies
why bother stalking her and taking pics of her and then putting up a headline like that? i don’t think she asked you to write a story and take pics of her new hairstyle.
I LOVER HER BIG FAT TITTIES!!!!!
Dear Heavenly Father,
Please deliver me into the arms and between the breasts of Jessica Simpson. It would make this lesbian’s year, and you know how rough my 2009 was.
Thanks,
Morgan
She has a nice face without makeup. She’s got nice hair, too, assuming that this is how it looks naturally. A lot of people hate on this look, but I’m a guy and I think it’s hot.
She has a nice face without makeup. She’s got nice hair, too, assuming that this is how it looks naturally.
A lot of people hate on this look, but I’m a guy and I think it’s hot. There’s something really incredibly sexy about not doing anything special in the morning and still looking really feminine and pretty. It looks confident, in a good way, to walk around like that, too.
I say she looks really cute and normal!
I say she looks really cute and normal!
I’d sniff her brown(or pink) eye.
@15
Its ok if your into manly women dude don’t be embarrassed, just keep tuging on it but its cornhole only for your future and you now it, keep bending over and grabbing your ankles…practice makes perfect.
Nice hair. On a short fattie with a face like a pro wrestler.
The girl has GORGEOUS hair, no doubt about it. I think she has a different looking nose, but then again…I do too and I don’t get too many complaints. I think she’s pretty and looks great without make up. Some of you people are out of your minds, lol. Besides, it looks like she’s been hitting the gym again. Look at her legs, they are hot!
Look at all the ugly people in the background in these pics. That’s a good P.R. strategy – when your career as a former hottie is failing, never been seen next to someone normal looking – it will reveal how far you’ve fallen, when you look just like them.
dude, if you cover her face in that first picture, she actually looks hot.
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she’s a natural beauty. I think she’s pretty – always have.
Nice symbolism there Jessica.
Natural?? She can not leave her house any day of the week without her private hairdresser Ken Paves attaching her extensions or wig of the day. She’s very open about it, and sells a line of hair extentions. can you imagine accidentally yanking it out during sex? EEEEK!
if she cut the hair short she maybe look like a man i think~~~lol
click my name for her bikini photos
i look at jessica simpson and now i am sad. Penis is down and my hand is cold. No jerky for me today. Tomorrow is another day
I love that celebs are going without make up. That’s fucking awesome! Just think, if everything went natural???????? No silicone, no surgeries, no make up, no fake tans, fake teeth, no air brushing… whoa! Nothing to spank off to but how we were created. That can’t be sexy, can it?
She really looks beautiful and very cute. The curls look really awesome.
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She is less than plain without make up. Another utterly manufactured celebrity. If you walked by her in the supermarket you wouldn’t look twice.
THAT LOUIS BAG IS LIKE 4 SEASONS OLD, JESSICA!!!
In these pics she looks most like herself and the prettiest I have seen her.
I’m gonna have to be honest and say she looks like a MAN in the first one… A MAN with a wig.
Her legs are stumpy and massive. Her face is masculine. Her hair is ugly. The rest of her is fat.
she has the most amazing legs ever
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