Jessica Simpson has curly hair. STOP EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

The Superficial | January 6, 2010 - 11:28 am

Somehow Jessica Simpson having curly hair has become the most pervasive news story of the morning, so here she is in LA last night showing off her new do. I guess I’m supposed to be titillated with excitement, but I’m mostly finding myself wondering if her breasts could suffocate a man. That’s right, I can be deep and philosophical, too. (Suck it, Deepak.)