Somehow Jessica Simpson having curly hair has become the most pervasive news story of the morning, so here she is in LA last night showing off her new do. I guess I’m supposed to be titillated with excitement, but I’m mostly finding myself wondering if her breasts could suffocate a man. That’s right, I can be deep and philosophical, too. (Suck it, Deepak.)
Jessica Simpson has curly hair. STOP EVERYTHING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!
January 6th, 2010 // 69 Comments
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afgan | January 6, 2010 at 12:02 pm
FIRST
jim eh | January 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
She’s hot! Always was IMO, but she’s not a talented singer/actress.
Jess | January 6, 2010 at 12:16 pm
@2
Hot ?? WTF?? Did you even look at picture #6 that is as far from hot as it gets.
Truth | January 6, 2010 at 12:26 pm
This is the ghost of Jessica Simpson which, frankly, I prefer.
josh | January 6, 2010 at 12:27 pm
I LOVE LAMP
DepravedGirl | January 6, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Business on the bottom, party on the top.
Parker | January 6, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I’m wondering how warm it must feel inside her ass.
Melissa | January 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
The pictures of her coming out of the doorway look really good. I actually thought she looked cute as hell. Then I started skimming through them, and they just got worse and worse. In some of them, she reminded me of Dina Lohan. That’s never a good thing…
m | January 6, 2010 at 12:39 pm
She’s ugly.
http://www.funderoos.com/ | January 6, 2010 at 12:45 pm
HOT!!
Kelly | January 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Looking desperate. Curly hair = distract from the fatness.
andy7171 | January 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
She could be the perfect female.
Valerie | January 6, 2010 at 12:48 pm
She looks even more stupid.
Keith | January 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm
She looks horrible without makeup. Her nose is freakish.
jim eh | January 6, 2010 at 12:52 pm
@3 : you’re probably some ugly fat chick, stfu, I like her, and taste is not debatable.
Fat Chicks Suck | January 6, 2010 at 12:53 pm
She looks fine when she has her fat arms and gut covered up
Horny | January 6, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Still hot as hell.
Just saying | January 6, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Pretty, pretty face. Killer smile.
Randal | January 6, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Jessica, with your bleached out bimbo blonde hair (on top dear, not the tangled mane of dirty black pubic hair infested with last week’s shitty toilet paper and tampon fragments) and shaved mannish muscular legs accentuated by a pair of Wallmart Miley Cyrus gym shorts, Goober Pickens jacket and tennis shoes laden with dog shit on the bottom, you are truly one big titted moron. A credit to the industry!
Randal
superking | January 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm
She`s fucking hot. Shut up kiddies
StuntMom | January 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm
why bother stalking her and taking pics of her and then putting up a headline like that? i don’t think she asked you to write a story and take pics of her new hairstyle.
JiggaJay | January 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I LOVER HER BIG FAT TITTIES!!!!!
Morganzola | January 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Dear Heavenly Father,
Please deliver me into the arms and between the breasts of Jessica Simpson. It would make this lesbian’s year, and you know how rough my 2009 was.
Thanks,
Morgan
David | January 6, 2010 at 2:28 pm
She has a nice face without makeup. She’s got nice hair, too, assuming that this is how it looks naturally. A lot of people hate on this look, but I’m a guy and I think it’s hot.
David | January 6, 2010 at 2:30 pm
She has a nice face without makeup. She’s got nice hair, too, assuming that this is how it looks naturally.
A lot of people hate on this look, but I’m a guy and I think it’s hot. There’s something really incredibly sexy about not doing anything special in the morning and still looking really feminine and pretty. It looks confident, in a good way, to walk around like that, too.
Ben | January 6, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I say she looks really cute and normal!
Ben | January 6, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I say she looks really cute and normal!
The 'AINTS Suck | January 6, 2010 at 2:45 pm
I’d sniff her brown(or pink) eye.
Jess | January 6, 2010 at 2:52 pm
@15
Its ok if your into manly women dude don’t be embarrassed, just keep tuging on it but its cornhole only for your future and you now it, keep bending over and grabbing your ankles…practice makes perfect.
Hank | January 6, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Nice hair. On a short fattie with a face like a pro wrestler.
Alli Watermelon | January 6, 2010 at 3:13 pm
The girl has GORGEOUS hair, no doubt about it. I think she has a different looking nose, but then again…I do too and I don’t get too many complaints. I think she’s pretty and looks great without make up. Some of you people are out of your minds, lol. Besides, it looks like she’s been hitting the gym again. Look at her legs, they are hot!
charles | January 6, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Look at all the ugly people in the background in these pics. That’s a good P.R. strategy – when your career as a former hottie is failing, never been seen next to someone normal looking – it will reveal how far you’ve fallen, when you look just like them.
jaime | January 6, 2010 at 3:38 pm
dude, if you cover her face in that first picture, she actually looks hot.
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me again | January 6, 2010 at 6:14 pm
she’s a natural beauty. I think she’s pretty – always have.
Mr. Lahey | January 6, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Nice symbolism there Jessica.
fluffer | January 6, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Natural?? She can not leave her house any day of the week without her private hairdresser Ken Paves attaching her extensions or wig of the day. She’s very open about it, and sells a line of hair extentions. can you imagine accidentally yanking it out during sex? EEEEK!
NFL Draft | January 6, 2010 at 8:19 pm
if she cut the hair short she maybe look like a man i think~~~lol
click my name for her bikini photos
| January 6, 2010 at 8:45 pm
i look at jessica simpson and now i am sad. Penis is down and my hand is cold. No jerky for me today. Tomorrow is another day
missywissy | January 6, 2010 at 9:20 pm
I love that celebs are going without make up. That’s fucking awesome! Just think, if everything went natural???????? No silicone, no surgeries, no make up, no fake tans, fake teeth, no air brushing… whoa! Nothing to spank off to but how we were created. That can’t be sexy, can it?
winter olympics | January 6, 2010 at 9:38 pm
She really looks beautiful and very cute. The curls look really awesome.
Aaron | January 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Thanks for such interesting reading you provide on your site. Will
return for sure.
Gina | January 6, 2010 at 10:43 pm
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for more..thanks!
cc | January 6, 2010 at 11:17 pm
She is less than plain without make up. Another utterly manufactured celebrity. If you walked by her in the supermarket you wouldn’t look twice.
jon | January 6, 2010 at 11:39 pm
THAT LOUIS BAG IS LIKE 4 SEASONS OLD, JESSICA!!!
She's Alright | January 7, 2010 at 12:43 am
In these pics she looks most like herself and the prettiest I have seen her.
Aims | January 7, 2010 at 1:04 am
I’m gonna have to be honest and say she looks like a MAN in the first one… A MAN with a wig.
em | January 7, 2010 at 9:24 am
Her legs are stumpy and massive. Her face is masculine. Her hair is ugly. The rest of her is fat.
terri | January 7, 2010 at 11:21 am
she has the most amazing legs ever
Robert | January 7, 2010 at 8:12 pm
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