Jessica Simpson has awesome fashion sense

http://www.donho.com/ <–Her new stylist

48, Zanna;

I will fix you a corn dog any time day or night, in the heady roar of stock cars. I especially liked it when you showed me a new way to play hide and seek. To help shower you in pube fur, I am spreading Rogain on my genitals, even as this is written. There is no other woman I would rather weave for. Shall I start at the bottom, with some thigh-high stockings? No riches will be able to buy the fashion splendor I shall provide for my little corn-dog vendor, my nascar princesss.

Tranny – I love you with the red hot intensity of a million Nascar laps. I’ll wear my stockings when we paint the Pinto to look like Dale Earnhart’s car. Then I’ll bend over oh-so-seductively and look at you adoringly and I say, “whose your sponsor, big daddy?” and then paint ROGAINE on the hood.

Rock out with your cock out my sweet, sweet, baby. xoxo

Zanna;

This is why we are together, in addition to being wildly hilarious, you are smart as well. I never would have thought of such a fitting tribute to the great one! We will be the envy of all the other fans, as we drive through the temporary trailer park, that is the nascar parking lot, looking lovingly into each others eyes, smelling of eternal devotion and corn dogs. In the most awesome pinto the world has ever seen. But you may have to try a different pose if you want to paint Rogaine on the hood, that one is going to leave some messy streaks…and not just from the paint.

Tranny – I’m verklempt. Simply and utterly. HOLD ME.

Zanna;

I’m not quite sure what verklempt is but I will either

A: Find a cure or
B: Take yoga until I can bend into that position with you

*holds, stokes hair adoringly, sneaks a peak at that ass*

Even down to the shoes… that is horrid. Absolutely mind bogglingly horrid. She’s always been stupid, but at least she dressed normalls. Now, there’s really nothing great about her.

When is she going away?

She looks like Dame Edna.

what the…….

oh dear :\
there are no words to describe this

She looks like a goddamned Japanese kite. Then she puts on that oversized sweater and looks like a retarded can of peas mated with a Japanese kite.
I only hope her tampon string is long enough that she can hit a very high altitude before her hairstylist (or Papa Joe) lets go of the spool.

That dirty theif, she has stolen one of my beach towels.

I wonder if any of those camera phones broke. That hideous dress cost more than the phones i gaurentee. That is the ugliest dress ive ever seen.

If you have a nose and a jaw like that, does it really matter what you wear?

fortunately that the ridiculous does not kill, if not we would have already lost, Jessica, Paris, Britney, Maria, Nicole, and well of other…

oh dear, dear, me.
Hire back CaCee!!

LMAO!!! Since my boyfriend broke up with me, I haven’t laughed in 2 weeks. The superficial has made me whole once again.

Jasmine;

Your ex is a fucking idiot for letting a woman of your discerning humor awareness go. Kick him in the fucking nuts when you see him next, and tell him 6’2″ mountain man calling himself Tranny said to say hi.

Jessica Simpson is an ass

she manages to make everything she wears look cheap, slutty and tacky. She needs to dye her hair brown, stop with the surgery, and wear FLAT SHOES….oh and get a brain

Looks like she 1:put a big piece of white paper on the floor..2:threw paint on it. 3:then rolled herself up in it…(IM not done so stop laughing)..4:then took it off and turned it inside out..5:then stapled it from the top of her back to her manly cankles. She shoulda just stayed at step 3 and stayed on the floor and let the paint fumes suffocate her and put us all out of out misery..arrrghh!!
(I actually like the way the dress makes her ass look but Im trying to get into the spirit of SuperFish).
Note: If you look closely at the first pic she looks like her eyes are extremly crossed-eyed. Very very wierdish looking. But she looks wierd, acts wierd, ergo she is fucking wierd.

Looks like she got out of the shower, got dressed except she left the towel on, and forgot the dress

I haven’t read all the comments yet, so forgive me if I’m back pedaling, but did anyone else notice that the pattern of the fabric isn’t even matched up on the side seams?

Good grief. That’s, like, Wal-Mart quality.

And those shoes…..gaaaaag. I think I had a pair like that in tenth grade.

I think the dress MIGHT pass if it
a. fit properly
b. wasn’t on Jessica Simpson

she’s like a walking mistake

excuse me while i puke.

This dress is actually nice. UGLY shoes can make the best outfit look bad. If she were NOT wearing the clunky, brown shoes and instead was wearing shoes with a thin heel & skinny strap, the outfit would be hot! To all the chicks bad mouthing Jessica, you know you are just jealous! I wonder how you all dress and look?? And to the BITTER dudes, you know you want her. Esp. psycho #12, dude…..RELAX! You’re scary.

I think those shoes are from her very own Jessica Simpson footwear line!

I don’t think I’ll be rushing out to buy a pair any time soon.

WOW MEN!!!!

WHAT’S UP WITH THE SWEATER… MAYBE THE DRESS WAS NOT FLASHY ENOUGH… SHE HAD TO PUT A GREEN SWEATER ON IT… MG… DAMMIT JESS…

SASSY OUT!

Maybe it’s just paint. You know, Like what Hiedi Klum wore in the Sports Illistrated Swimm suite edition.

I gotta stand up for Jessica on this one… I LIKE THIS DRESS! Props to her for thinking *outside* of the box. I think it is a very creative, colorful and most of all, unique garment. To me, it sure as “H” beats a boring run-of-the-mill monochromatic dress you could find anywhere on any given day. Kudos to Jessica for wearing it and Kudos to whomever designed the dress. BREAK THAT MOLD!