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merman….MERMAN!!!!!
That is so freakin’ loud… it’s actually hurting my ears.
Go Fish!
What a waste of a shower curtain.
It’s just so painful to imagine how much she spent on it.
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
That dress is atrocious.
Those shoes are…..criminal.
The combination is mindmelting.
And Jessica, please….put some shoes on that fit. You’ve got the damn toe overhang again.
WTF Does she look in the mirror before she goes out in public? Looks like she is wearing wallpaper!
I want to know who thought to even make a dress so hideous. I’d like them to be shot. Or have their fingers sewn together.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
As a heterosexual male, I realize, of course, that my fashion sense is not always up to par, but great googly-moogly that thing is hideous!
#4 Priceless!
Ever see the Seinfeld where Jerry finds the ‘perfect’ suede jacket, but the lining is some fruity pink fabric? I’m thinking that this is a normal dress that she just put on wrong side out. She’s not the brightest crayon in the box after all. She realized the fuck up and tried tossing on a giant green sweater so it looks like she wore it that way on purpose. Just a thought.
People.com claims this is the second time she’s worn this dress in public. You know, maybe you could forgive her for this once, pass it off as a temporary lapse in judgment. But twice? Unforgiveable.
Mother of God, did this turn up in someone’s fishing net?? I guess Chicken of the Sea is a fashion statement now?? Jeesus, I wish she would just fucking go away – it’s bad enough we have to listen to her skanky little sister sing fucking LA LA at bowl games and fuck up her lines on SNL – why don’t these little cunts just fuck off???
in that picture where shes got that sweater on, she seriously looks like she is hating life.
that dress is gross.
She should just walk around naked. It would do wonders for her popularity.
haha#4 ur funny. i feel sorry 4 her surely a 25 yr old would know how to dress by now.
hahaha Chicken of the Sea
those shoes are from payless. buy one get one? I HOPE she doesnt have any more like that!!!!
She looks like a rent-a-boy in drag
Mariah will be wanting her shoes back in time for walkies
aaack- it burns! burns bad! superfish- you’ve got to give us warnings before slapping us in the face with this kipper. It’s a toad eating koi for breakfast.
Nikk’s a Dikk
The sweater-dress combo reminds me of the results of my daughter playing with her paper dolls and their outfits. She’s three.
The guy in the second picture using his camera phone looks like he’s about to throw up (but Jess ain’t worried, that’s where the pattern came from in the first place)
It looks like a fish barfed rainbows on her, then was decapitated, and its blood splattered.
Someone please tell the ditz that she must actually get dressed before leaving the house, throwing on a shower curtain/beach towel does not consiitute as being dressed.
Jessica: i want a dress that represents me, im a very colourfull person
Designer: so what colour would you like this dress?
J: Every colour, and all swirly whirly because im a swirly whirly type of person
D:okayyyyy, anything else?
J: Yes i want a Green top i can just pull over the top because green is the colour of the sea where all the chicken come from…
For the life of me I can’t understand why she is allowed to go on with her life when clearly she is unfit to be among us.
Get it – among US?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
It would look better if she covered it up with a floor-length sweater.
#6 – Up and at them!
No! Up and at ‘em!
Up and at them!
Give my Grandma back her mumu!!!!!
23 Jane
Yes!
i hate myself for actually liking that dress. I think it would look a lot better had someone else wore it and without the giant green tarp she decided to throw on with it… even though it does take a tarp to hide those massive boobs of hers.
Was it the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz that sang “If I Only Had A Brain”? He would get along fabulously with Jess!
It’s not so bad. The shoes are ridiculous, though.
Wow. You know…times like this I wish Papa’s site was live so I could comment on Tom DeLay’s farewell speech or CMS’ proposed IPPS rule. It’s like when you REALLY want to cum but you can’t. God, I HATE that.
Tranny:
re: liking your gift.
Like it? I love it. Wait till you see it now all conditioned and brushed out. It’s like mink. Only you.
#32 Let me know if you need some help.
Zanna; 32
Fortunately those days are behind you now, with your head in the soft me-pillow, it’s going to be days of not being able to stop cumming, and nights of looking at the stars from the hood of the pinto, wondering when your legs and labia will finally stop shaking.
The bit of clean air in Los Angeles is inside that woman’s skull…
Argh. The LAST bit of clean air, that is.
The inside of Jess’s skull should have a sign saying “Pollution-free Zone.”
The one that People has posted today is just as hidieous. For having her own shoe line, she certainly can’t pick her shoes and her dress to match!
Do you think anyone warned her to keep all pointy objects away from her head? Maybe that’s why Nick broke it off, no oral sex. . .
ummmm…. I’m not saying I’m some kind of fashion maven or anything, but this is just plain ridikilus.
36
Hee hee Ari, good one. Pristine, never used.
Where’s my harpoon? *riffling through my office*
“I think she’s turning Japanese, I think she’s turning Japanese, I really think so”……
23
I was trying so hard to think of a way to describe that dress and you totally nailed it. That is exactly what it looks like!
Her sunglasses look weird, too, especially in the second picture. Why do these people always wear sunglasses anyway – is it so hard to apply some mascara that they’d rather cover their eyes altogether
#43 Make sure you don’t aim for her head or her whole body will explode, like a popped balloon.
She looks good to me!
Tranny – #35…you make me shed tears of joy. And as I lie there wondering when the shaking will stop, you will lean over and whisper in my ear, “you know what..I don’t think we sold all the corn-dogs today..does baby want dinner?” And I’ll look at you with lovelight in my eyes while I take another sip out of my 40 and nod. And while I watch you make my corndog by the din of the racetrack…I’ll think to myself, “there is no way I’m stopping at just a pillow…I’m going to make an ENSEMBLE out of him…”
I don’t know about most chicks, but I’m not so sure I want any sort of fish anywhere near my crotch.
who shot the sofa?