Jessica Simpson was spotted getting dinner with her hair dresser Ken Paves over the weekend, and then the two caught a show together at The Dresden. And I don’t know what she did, but she looks remarkably better than she did two weeks ago. Although judging by the way she’s wearing her boobs these days, I wouldn’t even notice if her face was missing. There could be a bloody stump where her head should be, and I’d still just be sitting here trying to squeeze my monitor with both hands.
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Eye-Dish Lass | April 30, 2007 at 2:21 pm
first (how anti-climactic….)
Donkey | April 30, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Yeah she has a nice rack, but she’s a zombie. I guess if you can get past all the brain eating, she’d be okay to be with.
Fifth Stooge | April 30, 2007 at 2:26 pm
I wanna liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
MsBlonde | April 30, 2007 at 2:26 pm
Why is she wearing a tablecloth?
Jimbo ? | April 30, 2007 at 2:27 pm
I don’t give a shit what she is wearing, she looks good in it.
Superfish | April 30, 2007 at 2:27 pm
#2 zombie? let me sum things up for u:
paris hilton: zombie
lindsay lohan: zombie
ashley simpson: zombie
jenna jameson: zombie and freak of nature.
Jessica Simpson: freak-turned-babe that’s about to totally make me ruin my computer with this oozing white liquid that’s just hoovering around the monitor.
Superfish | April 30, 2007 at 2:29 pm
BTW if anyone was affended by that last comment, it’s only because i happen to be a guy with personal and normal male habitat needs and all you assholes out there that have something to say about it can kiss my ass cause unfortunately…my zipper’s stuck…again.
Jimbo ? | April 30, 2007 at 2:29 pm
And who cares that she went to dinner and the movies with her “Hair Dresser” You know he is a Mo!!
Superfish | April 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm
#8 you go girl! (i meant that in a GAY way…lol)
Jimbo ? | April 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm
@6 & 7
I will pass on the ass kissing or touching your monitor.
rokes21 | April 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Her dress looks like a Magic-Eye poster.
ph7 | April 30, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Horse face, horse legs. But *nice* cans.
Superfish | April 30, 2007 at 2:36 pm
#10 well thank you very much for that unwanted but said anyway response. that only gives me more reason to beleive that Jessica Simpson is probably the sexiest woman to hit this site since…well, since Tyra flipped out on her bill. or was it sexier than KAte? I don’t know…GOD i don’t know! Why me!?
**beats himself in the head until passed out on the sidewalk
Plastic Sturgeon | April 30, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Jessica would be ten times hotter if they would remove her vocal cords.
Bern | April 30, 2007 at 2:39 pm
But would you give her a rimjob … ?
RAMistheMAN | April 30, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Please, take this pictures down! Joe Simpson is getting a hard on right now! Please, make it stop!
N@ughty | April 30, 2007 at 2:42 pm
#16 im getting hot and I like it. i dont see what’s the big deal…and im not even a LESBO yet…
Jason The Barbarian | April 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
She looks like a “flower power” chick from the 70′s… on creatine. Nice tits, though.
p0nk | April 30, 2007 at 2:48 pm
@18 and she would have made a great Brady.
Anexio | April 30, 2007 at 2:50 pm
“Jessica Simpson has an impressive bosom”
No shit Sherlock, but unfortunately that’s all she is.
I wish she’d do Penthouse.
LilRach | April 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
#19 – ha ha thats exactly what i was thinking! she looks like the hot brady sister……..Marsha????
lambman | April 30, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I forgot why anybody ever cared about her.
BarbadoSlim | April 30, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Ooompa Doopa Tit’s ati doo!
wedge1 | April 30, 2007 at 2:56 pm
If I could only get past the fact that she thinks that buffalo have wings.
When does her gang bang flick gets released?
wedge1 | April 30, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Sorry for the typo … “get released?”
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Looks like she’s wearing the same bra as Paris, only in “adult” size…
Victor | April 30, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I WOULD LOVE TO DRINK HER DOUCHE WATER
guymorgan | April 30, 2007 at 3:14 pm
What a nose…
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Ewwww…!!!! WTC!!!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 30, 2007 at 3:15 pm
“NICE RACK!!!”
I have always loved her boobies, they remind me of my own<3
ElatedPornStar | April 30, 2007 at 3:18 pm
A nice vigorous suckling of those tits on a hot summer day….oh boy!
castanza | April 30, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Is it just me or would it be nice to have “next” and “prev” links on the full size photos? Or maybe have the thumbnails down the side of the full size pics for easy navigation?
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 3:36 pm
#32 put it in the suggestion box. While your at it, tellem to make this site funny again.
surgerylass | April 30, 2007 at 3:37 pm
From the look of her bump facial skin, she needs to return to using whatever it is she advertises on commercials and stop wearing face puddy that creates that appearance. Why has she gone from a fresh natural look to this cake face, regardless how how her tits look or not ?
HollyJ | April 30, 2007 at 3:38 pm
@3 – Wow. You sound just like her dad!
Apparently, I need to be in therapy or downing spiked truffles at Glaxo-Smith Kline, cuz I love the dress and think she looks great.
BarbadoSlim | April 30, 2007 at 3:42 pm
@33…I don’t like to piss in my own water but superfish needs to upgrade the site AND the funny. And today’s postings are the bottom of the barrel.
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 3:47 pm
#36..They just need to rehire the old writer, now he cracked me up. Sometimes I read the archives, you can so tell the difference……..so sad.
On a different subject, I NEED A LONG ISLAND, this day is dragging, and I’m getting cranky.
FUCK MONDAY
popegoestheweasel | April 30, 2007 at 3:54 pm
I agree these postings are sub-par.
Is it just me or is Jessica looking more and more like Dolly Parton in training.
For all the s**t we say about her it is refreshing to see a starlet that can get in or out of a car in a dress without flashing her chicken-of-the-sea.
FRIST!!! | April 30, 2007 at 3:57 pm
That reminds me…gotta buy cat food…
ohjesus | April 30, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Big claps to her. She isn’t driving wasted like all the pantiless sluts. I don’t know why she gets thrown in that category.
bungoone | April 30, 2007 at 4:18 pm
that dress looks suspiciously like Mary Poppins bag.
chaunceygardner | April 30, 2007 at 4:21 pm
You know, I’m really beginning to like this whole ethnic thing Jessica’s doing.
She’s making it safe for neo-Nazis to fantasize about fucking Spanish bitches without raising the objections of their cronies.
Hecubus | April 30, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I’m not even joking here, as I scroll down the superficial homepage the closest thing I see to an attractive female is Roseanne Barr and as I’m sure you realise that’s no compliment to Rosie.
suzy | April 30, 2007 at 4:43 pm
why is she wearing a fitted rug?
Reid | April 30, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Nice of Jessica to remind us of what separates her from the rest of the crowd of mid-twenties nymphettes.
She’s got a great figure, can smile without looking hungry, and she’s wearing panties.
http://www.reidaboutit.com
StudsyMcSex | April 30, 2007 at 5:24 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm titlicious tatas on that girl.
mrlithium | April 30, 2007 at 5:25 pm
she doesnt look like an orangutan anymore
wedge1 | April 30, 2007 at 5:30 pm
#27 – You must like man juice, cuz you KNOW that John Mayer is filling her cum dumpster on a regular basis.
#30 – plz post photos of said boobies so that we can accurately compare them against Jess-Ho.
#36 – Keep up comments like those, Slim, & you’ll get your own troll. That’s how I did it.
#40 – see #24, plus her role in The Dukes Of Hazzard movie. That should answer your question.
marme | April 30, 2007 at 5:53 pm
I dont like her with brown hair and brown skin…she looks like shit.
islandgirl | April 30, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Have anyone seen my magic carpet Aladdin gave me?
How could she ruin my carpet to make that silly dress. BITCH!!!