It’s understandable that Jessica Simpson might be upset over this whole divorce thing with Nick Lachey, but making the weird fat-lipped sad face whenever she goes out in public is kind of pushing it. This is something a child (or maybe a weird monkey) would do. At any rate, the most interesting thing to come out of this whole Nick and Jessica thing is the fact that she apparently broke up with him through a mobile phone message. I shit you not.
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Nikk The Templar | December 2, 2005 at 1:27 pm
Oh, oh oh….I’ve seen this….it’s Jessica’s way of letting us know she’s sad! Pretty soon she’ll start blending in with her surroundings and living off the stored “protein” in her stomach.
AP | December 2, 2005 at 1:29 pm
She broke up with him with a phone message! That’s mature. Is she in high school? She did know she was calling her husband and not some guy she met a bar right?
CoJo | December 2, 2005 at 1:32 pm
Is it just me or is she just 150 lbs. away from being Anna Nicole Smith?
Mary45 | December 2, 2005 at 1:40 pm
Is she in a kitchen at a restaurant? Look at the guy behind her. And BTW – it looks as though she just got her lips puffed up with a little collagen. Nothing like puffy lips to attract a new manboy!
mutterhals | December 2, 2005 at 1:41 pm
I figured out the sad clown pics: Jessica’s nursing a wicked cold sore and her solution is to slather that bitch in lipstick.
SideBar | December 2, 2005 at 1:42 pm
ok ok alright..let me get this straight. Jessica broke up with Nick via a text message…was this an attempt to tap into his obviously underdeveloped psyche and lust for the mental equivilent of a small endaged big breasted monkey (hence football game attendance)?? Surely the “make-out” session at the highschool footbal game has somethin to do with it…these two have serious communications issues and act more like the prom king and queen of said highschool…
HollyJ | December 2, 2005 at 1:48 pm
Did she lift those glasses off Poncherello?
:::::pipe in CHiPs themesong::::
CoJo | December 2, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Is she wearing her wedding ring on a chain??? SO woe is me…”I still love him, I just can’t completely let go” Also, so very high-school. She’s such an idiot! This is horrible…her and Nick were BOTH jack-asses, that’s what made them so perfect for one another. Now they’re going to be thrown out into single society and allowed to subject their stupidity on everyone!
UsWeeklyJunkie | December 2, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Poor little rich girl
ClassicSsuan | December 2, 2005 at 2:35 pm
If I wasn’t shallow, I’d have no depth at all.
drowningfool | December 2, 2005 at 2:41 pm
She looks like that “experiment” the Joker created in the original Batman with that girl that jumped off the balcony.
puechsh | December 2, 2005 at 2:46 pm
What I find more amusing is the guy lurking in the background…”eyes above the waist, Luigi.”
Roxie | December 2, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Poor Jessica. She looks like a big sad platymapus …
Jenny | December 2, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Wow. Somebody needs to lay off the lip venom. Please somebody reassure me that those glasses are not coming into fashion.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 2, 2005 at 3:24 pm
I’m going to print this picture out and carry it around so I can scare babies with it. And by babies I mean men. And by scare I mean make ejaculate. ‘Cuz puffy, bludgeoned, Sylvester Stallone lips are hot – apparently.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | December 2, 2005 at 3:25 pm
Puffy boobs are cool, too.
Qwerty | December 2, 2005 at 3:48 pm
I don’t understand, why is there a guy that dresses and looks like a butcher in the background?
Joe | December 2, 2005 at 5:14 pm
She know’s how to send a text message?!?!
i eat coins | December 2, 2005 at 5:45 pm
jessica is a weird monkey…she was born the year of the monkey. and she’s not stupid, she just gets confused easily and thinks its funny when people laugh at her.
hafaball | December 2, 2005 at 6:35 pm
hi bb, wan Divorce, cya l8r :)))
Something like that?
There should be a law, no celebrity should get married till there 35. I’m really surprised Linsay(Linsey?) Lohan hasn’t gotten married 4 or 5 times yet.
tori | December 2, 2005 at 9:50 pm
nice collagen. a little lip-plumping ALWAYS makes you feel better. especially after divorce. the bigger the better! and by bigger i mean disguting-er.
Bill Clinton | December 3, 2005 at 1:05 am
Who knew? Jessica can act. Now get naked damnit!
sadietolstoy | December 3, 2005 at 11:32 am
I can’t stand Jessica Simpson, but even I can muster up a little pity for her–not sympathy, because that would imply some kind of commonality between us. Maybe she really is distressed about her break-up with Nick. But that red lipstick has got to go.
ZaZ | December 3, 2005 at 1:48 pm
Eat the rich.
Yet another pathetic wretch thrust into our faces by the all-knowing media whore God.
I say, by firing squad.
Do us all a favor.
Rebecca Ann | December 3, 2005 at 5:04 pm
geeeez – people a marriage has ended.. — very sad — and i think dear daddy has a lot to do with it..
urbancowgirl | December 3, 2005 at 11:18 pm
She has a serious fat lip going on. damn. thats either gotta be due to collagen or somebody punching her square in the mouth (possibly nick attempting to shut her up?)
Panchi | December 4, 2005 at 12:48 pm
This is jessica’s way of showing how big of a jerk her ex. husband was! how the world should feel sorry for her and not nick for he has no feelings…oh jessica give me a break!
Katie | December 4, 2005 at 1:22 pm
I think its just how her lips look after her lip boosting surgery.
vanya_k | December 4, 2005 at 3:53 pm
She uses that pout a lot because someone told her it looks adorable/sexy. This time she has added “sad face”.
She’s not being very Dessert beauty, is she?
This is from her makeup line promo:
“Dessert Beauty girls aren’t afraid to heat it up, shake it up, be a flirt, or … flaunt it! Dessert Beauty girls know that the secret to good taste is to taste good – and look and smell good too. Dessert Beauty girls make it their mission to always be sexy and smoochable.”
http://www.misikko.com/jessica-simpson-dessert-beauty.html
HollyJ | December 4, 2005 at 5:34 pm
I could be wrong, but I BELIEVE that her lower lip on her left side has a cold sore that she’s desperately trying to cover with makeup and lipstick.
Bad taste in men AND glasses, and now herpes. It sucks to be her right now.
lebowski | December 5, 2005 at 10:51 am
There’s collagen all up in that motherfucker AND she has a cold sore….Collagen stuffed and herpes virus lips are still cooler than those glasses. Fucking A, I thought she would fall down a well or somethin by now.
HollyJ | December 5, 2005 at 1:04 pm
PS I like the serial killer in the background. Thanks for pointing him out. I almost missed it.
summer22283 | January 13, 2006 at 8:49 pm
i joined just because i read about jessica my boyfriend thinks she is the image of perfection now that she is single please turn into a whore please!!!!!! oh wait whats that on her lip?
DaNiGuRl | May 11, 2006 at 11:59 pm
It is definately lip injections, i remember reading it in one of those magazines. I know you cant believe everything that’s in those magazines but still…it’s obvious!
annon | July 15, 2006 at 12:48 pm
wow..you guys are insane…
let me help you out..first of all you actually believe this stuff/?? NO she did not break up with nick through via text msgs..gosh I love how the public believes these critics and shameless reporters that absolutely love their job of gossiping about celebrities ever day..and secondly that is collagen on her lips..and boy does the red look bad..but hey its jessica simpson..that woman can wear anything, pull it off, and look absolutely fabulous in it..lastly no shes not upset! what do u expect? that nasty guy in the backround is staring at her ass..u think shes gonna be gonna have a smile on her face..actually that would be pretty funny..then she would look like a slut..lol but really..shes forced to put on a sad/dull face..shes coming out into a place full of people that are not rich and famous singers like her..it sucks to be a celeb..look what they have to live with everyday..”OMG LOOK ITS JESSICA SIMPSON LETS GO GET HER AUTOGRAPH OMGGGGG” haha well it was prob fun for them in the beginning..but they must hate it by now..no wonder all these celebrities come around disquised..hey u might end up seeing donald trump dressed in a fishermen’s outfit with big huge shades that cover his eyes and his nose..with a cute little perky smile on his face..way to go trump!
haha anyway my hands hurt..I just wanted to prove my point..was roaming the web and came across this cute little site..HAD TO COMMENT! lol tata
Taylor | January 5, 2007 at 4:26 am
Hey Ya’ll I can not believe what i found it’s Jessica Simpson’s email address. It’s not bull, i tried it it’s genuine it’s “jess_duke_simpson@hotmail.com” check it out