Jessica Simpson hangs out with Jackasses

The difference between Jessica Simpson and the majority of people on this wesbite that party is that we all probably know how to handle our shit, especially in public. This fucking bitch only started doing heavy shit about 6 months ago and clearly can’t handle it so she should stay home, light up a joint, put on “Wish You Were Here” and sit in a closet with a bottle of Jack, a pen (or in her case a crayon), paper & a shotgun.

Thank you #44 I was beginning to think I was the only person that noticed her new “sexy pout” that makes her look semi retarded. She does it in the public affair video when Andy Dick is about to take a picture of her…it’s GOD AWFUL looking and someone needs to tell her so.

She Walked into my night.

She walked in my life.

She walked into my right.

now we know exactly how she got that bruised vocal cord. eeewwwwww.

I feel really sorry for her.

This is why she made #7 on my list.

http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/08/keep-your-pimp-hand-strong.html

#54, I was thinking the same thing.

Wow. Could she get any skankier? Honestly, how much farther down can she fall before she ends up looking like that famous mug shot montage of “Tammy” the Meth Whore?

And word to all who think the sexy, gaping mouth pout is stupid. Why do these starlets keep doing it? It makes Scarlet Johanson look like a milk cow and it makes Jess look like she meant to say something sexy but forgot what she was saying mid-sentence. It reeks of “Huh?”

You’re all a bunch of fucking slaves

As someone who’s had a broken blood vessel on my vocal cord, I can tell you one thing for sure- it’s not the kind of thing you fuck with if you plan to sing ever again.

To that end: Thank you in advance for sparing us all another 12 track screech-fest. I instead look forward to videos of Steve-o getting you wasted, attatching baby alligators to your nipples, and shampooing your head with diarrhea.

Geez, give the poor girl a break – she finally found a group of her “peers”. Anyone want to place bets on the collective IQ of that Algonquin Roundtable?

http://www.DogsAtTheMovies.com

getting tired no 48 looked like brothel
i stopped lafin when i realized me mistake. and why the hell is there a man boob shot
isnt Miss Mydadfckedmytitsjess have a enough spilling out the side to count with out another shithouse man boobs photo

Rough ruff wuff!

Doesn’t Johnny Knoxville look very Jack “The Shining” Nicholson in that closeup shot?

If I see this stupid bitch and her fucking hairstylist together one more time, I think I’ll go crazy. What the hell is wrong with her? Her only option for companionship is to drag along the hired help?

Is it just me, or is it fat in here?

#64 have you tried using a flat screen?

Wow, she does look like Anna Nicole! I’d still hit it hard though …

its common knowlege that she fucked/ is fucking all of them, especially johnny knoxville. probably a major reason why she got divorced. she was getting gang banged by the jackass crew. disgusting.

The Jackass Crew are total funny white trash…why shouldn’t Jess hang out with them? Isn’t banging your father an automatic in to the White Trash Sorority?

#68 – That, sir, is an excellent point. I still say the bloodshot eyes came from kneeled down, overly agressively deepthroating a circle of donkey cocks… Maybe they had her on a sit-n-spin to make it easier on her.

The girl’s loosin it she just does not look hot these days…

http://www.exposay.com/jessica-simpson-roller-skating-party-for-her-new-cd-a-public-affair/v/4015/

Johnny Knoxville is so friggin hot. and jessica simpson looks so friggin high.

The Where’s Waldo bit was brilliance.

DAMN couldnt one of those jack asses give that hoe some Clear Eyes, Visine, some shit??

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So she got banged by all of the Jackass guys and Bam’s wife is all cool about it? You know Johnny is also married.

She looks like a post op tranny. She’s a mess. It’s a sad day when her ugly little sister looks way better than she does.

this is obviously the first time she has ever smoked a joint. In her mind she is thinking “Just do what you normally do in pictures….. pout lips… blow air kisses… maybe no on will notice I am ripped. Did I just say that out loud?”

Her Wig Stylist looks like he is rubbin his crotch against Steve O

wow, i wonder what they did with her…