Jessica Simpson hangs out with Jackasses

Don’t you mean: *is* a jackass?

Shouldn’t she be not talking?

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Damn, by the headline, I thought that would be a Simpson family picture. She is obviously ridiculously fucked up in these pics, or was just deepthroating the Jackass crew. That’ll make your eyes bloodshot, with the lack of oxygen and all.

Wow! She looks like a bag of shit in those pictures.

damn, does she got conjunctivitis or some shit?

hmmm.. bloodshot eyes, black nail polish, skanky side boobage, hanging out with a bunch of dildo’s… yep, that’s our girl chestica

again, “never happier” hangin’ with her queen hairdresser.

Her eyes are bloodshot red man, wus sup with that jessica?? Hitting the bong with the Jackass’ hmmmmmmm

i miss her and nick together. because even though she was pretending to be ditzy her eyes didnt look like that

wtf is she doing to herself? and she’s suppose to be on the today show friday with no problem.. so lets see if she fucks up this one

This isn’t surprising seeing how she’s on the exact same intellectual level as the Jackass guys. Hell, she might be smarter…

“a public affair” with mary jane.

That hair stylist we see tagging along with her everywhere is the Kato Kaelin for the new generation.

oh my god there is so much wrong and yet so much right with all of these pictures. What is up with at fuckin outfit first of all. they look like mom pants, or worse yet, slacks. And I wish she would stop emphasizing her saggy tit hips. wear a fucking bra! That 3rd picture is downright foul & offensive.

And I am pretty sure that Ken Paves was the secret spitter behind the bushes in the legendary “Magic Loogey” Seinfeld episoide.

Why in the hell would anyone willingly hang out with that jackass Jessica? Those guys need new friends.

I kinda like her better hanging out with a bunch of fucking nutjobs than her goody two shoes image.

its nice to see that she’s finally having fun

Jessica looks like she got tag teamed from the Jackass Crew before they went out partying. Maybe even drank out of the toilet with Steve O.

You folks have got it all wrong, her eyes are red because she was weeping about not being able to satisfy her fans with her singing and fulfilling her obligations to the world at large because of her strained vocal cord. I cry whenever I’m forced to let somone down and my eyes look just like that.

she must’ve smoked some strong weed

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Wow, looks like a good time! I think this is a BIG STEP FORWARD! I mean, honestly, would you rather be with some guy from 98 Degrees and having your dad talk about your boobs….or….would you prefer to get high and hang out with the guys from jackass. She’s finally done something I can look up to.

DAMN does Jessica look ROUGH in that 2nd pic. Wow!

Are we sure that’s not Anaa Nicole Smith?

It looks like she did it with John Mayer riiiiiight before she left the house.

Steve-O is the most annoying thing I’ve ever laid eyes upon.

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DOESNT LOOK LIKE POOR OLD KENNY IS HAVING A GOOD TIME. JESSICA IS FUCKED UP.

At least she got rid of that raggy lookin weave – I KNOW that fag Ken doesn’t get paid to give her stripper hair.

Maybe the world will get lucky and some crazy ass bouncer will abduct and kill her drunk ass like they are doing to ALL the chicks here in NYC lately.

ha and they were at the hog pit – go figure.

How in the hell is Steve-O not living under a freeway by now?

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Based on her eyes and the way she looks…..now I see why they call him BAM Margera.

Damnnnn Jessica! Hook me up with your connect! Looks like you smoked some good shit!

It would be fucken awesome to hang out with the jackass guys! They are fucken hilarious! and Bam and Johnny are so sexy!
Who cares if she smoked a bit of reefer – oh that’s right everyone on the superficial is perfect! At least it looks like she’s having fun instead of living like a grandma when she was with Nick!

bam probably told her he had a lozenge in his pants.

Shouldn’t the Hog Pit be sued by JS for them using a head shot of her as a logo?

#20. I agree, I’m liking the new improved party girl, I wanna see more of her fuckin’ up what’s left of her so-called career. she needs to do a full-on Britney. It’s about time she rebelled against her parents and her ‘good girl’ image and skanked herself right off the celebrity radar.

With that goofy-ass look always on her face, accompanied by the overbite smile of a mule, she belongs with a heard of jack-asses. (And they probably have the higher IQ.)

There is just something about this idiot that makes me want to walk right up to her and thump her between the eyes and see if that refocuses her.

What a total waste of peroxide.

fuck she looks rough…

oxygen thief

They all fuct’er.

3 things…she’s stoned, I hate Steve-O what a baffoon, and I just want to snatch her lips right off her face. That is all.

Oh and Bam Margara, yum.

hangin out with jackass crew – free
tequila shot – 2$
getting high on weed – 50$

jessica scratching her ass – priceless

“They all fuct’er.”

Nevermind, I forgot those guys are gay homo’s.

She should take Ben Stein’s advice:

“For dry, red eyes, Clear Eyes is aawwesome.”

What’s up with the stupid Bugs Bunny pout in the 3rd picture? That’s what happens when drunk/stoned girls try their darnedest to look sexy.

Someone needs to shoot that wabbit.

I think she looks kinda hot in that wicked drunk girl way.

Bleh, hangin’ out with the Jackass guys is just about as cool as hangin’ out with…I don’t know, Jessica Simpson.

What the fuck is WRONG with these people? DO they think that because they are famous, they don’t have to work? They can just cancel all engagements, disappoint their fans, cost their studios shitloads of money, and everyone will still love them?

Wake the fuck up, you asshats! For every big-titted, bleached-blonde, hack-job actress, there are 500 or more just WAITING for a chance to take your place.

@47

Right on brotha!

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#31 – Why the hell are you on this site? No, not everyone on here is perfect, but I’d like to think we all share a common interest in pointing out what complete WANKERS celebrities are. Or at least Paris-Britney-Jessica-Lohan, who by all logic should be dead by now.

When it comes to ‘celebrities’ such as this, you’re allowed to complain at whatever they do. Jessica Simpson deserves death by puppies, and nothing will ever change that.

(Note: Death by puppies isn’t as nice as it sounds. It involves eating them, and that’s all I’ll say).

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Oooh it’s a LOCK those guys have already ran a train on her. And you know what? Bitch LOVED it!!

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