Ken Paves posted a pic of Jessica Simpson’s new hairdo on Twitter last night and I have to admit, I can’t see her breasts so I don’t care. I know it’s rare to see me bare the depths of my soul like that, but I couldn’t help it. I’m a delicate flower of emotions.
EDIT: Many of you have written in to say this is a wig which still doesn’t conjure up any boobs so now you’ve wasted both our time. Nice work.