Ken Paves posted a pic of Jessica Simpson’s new hairdo on Twitter last night and I have to admit, I can’t see her breasts so I don’t care. I know it’s rare to see me bare the depths of my soul like that, but I couldn’t help it. I’m a delicate flower of emotions.
EDIT: Many of you have written in to say this is a wig which still doesn’t conjure up any boobs so now you’ve wasted both our time. Nice work.
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Wow. She looks just like Ken now.
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Is it weird that I actually like it? I want to say something mean but my penis won’t let me.
much better than the ‘farrah fawcet meets mr staypuff’ style she used to have.
Shocking at first, but I think it looks very nice.
……..Ken Paves with giant cans?
Looks vaguely like Jamie Eason.
Wig, for sure.
She sort of looks like a fat Tinkerbell…
It iz my birthday today. Everyone zing happy birthday! Well, off to my many partyz. Lindzay iz throwing one for me tonight. Later pathetic lozerz.
Nothing worse than short hair on a fat chick..
Also, makes her big nose appear even bigger.
Oww! Still hot, of course. I still have no chance, naturally.
WIG. But it looks great nonetheless.
Hotter than ever!
Come on people, it’s far better than before ! It’s almost like we could assume she’s actually fit down there.
That’s me you dumbass.
Looks so hot, edgy, sexy – back to her best, but then again she has always be hot!
It’s a wig. She’s wearing a different one in other photos. I personally think it’s a great look on her, much less Southern beauty pageant contestant than usual.
Didn’t she learn anything from Shelby in “Steel Magnolias?” You butcher your hair like that and you’re just begging for a diabetic coma. Now drink your juice.
Wow, that looks great on her! I’d go for that style if I could pull it off like that. It really compliments the shape of her face.
She looks amazing! Really like it!
I would like to sample the sexual napalm
looks good…she needs me to eat her ass…
Best Ms. Napalm has looked in years! Kinda yummy!
Um, it’s a total wig. Probably part of their new collection.
You know, I actually think I like her better this way, but the upkeep must be hell. If she doesn’t keep it brushed all the time, she’ll look like she has a 1960s helmet hairdo.
I thought justin bieber dyed his hair blonde
It’s an attempt to keep her father off of her…If she looks like a boy, he’ll keep his hands to himself…that is, until he spies those enormous jugs!
I love it!
I’d pound her Peter Pan ass.
Gotta say…I dig that haircut.
I thought you were speaking of the HAIR DOWN THERE!
She looks amazing!
That’s definitely a wig.
She has the bone structure in the face to pull off that cut, if it’s real.
Damn that girl is just lovely. I understand why Mayer freaked out over her magic pussy. I want a shot.
Kate Gosselin knock off?
Its a wig. See People.com.
Now if she only had a brain…
Wig or not it looks really good on her. Shapes her face nicely.
Overbite and big honker do not go well with short hair. She’s a dyke’s dream now, however.
@27 haha, i thought i was the only one who thought that the hairstyle is like justin bieber’s. but nevertheless, it looks nice on her.
It looks ok on her…looks better on Ken Paves. Plus, unless she’s slimmed down, she’s going to look like she’s got a little pin head.
But I’m guessing it’s a wig.
She looks amazing! How can you resist kissing around the neck and so forth! Man..I love that style!
her haircut looks just like ken pavés!
Damn it….almost….saw the cleavage.
Otherwise…why ?
Looks like a soccer mom in line at the Starbucks.
DO NOT WANT
damn…sure would like to add some pearls to that necklace.
Still don’t care.
Hi Kate,
How are the 8 kids doing?