Jessica Simpson had to throw off some golf games

July 2nd, 2009 // 117 Comments

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica’s chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would’ve tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would’ve killed if you’re over 60. Or a doctor.

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. #92…Ladybugs are black and red. Not navy blue and red. Just sayin lol. She’s obviously thicker than she was back in the day, but her body looks good to me here. Horizontal stripes probably weren’t her best pick, but I think the dress is cute. I think it’s her skin she should concentrate on. But…Nice boobies!

  2. spike

    Jesus fucking Christ, why do no-talent, stupid, useless twits like her become rich and famous?! Why, why, why?!!!

  3. spike

    Jesus fucking Christ, why do no-talent, stupid, useless twits like her become rich and famous?! Why, why, why?!!!

  4. Insatiable Peter

    I’d fuck her so hard, I’d rupture the time-space continuum.

  5. lola

    This is not a racist statement, but what was she thinking with this outfit? Both her and Hillary Duff wear clothes that would look good on black women, but make them look like odd wannabees. Everyone knows that horizontal stripes are a no no.

    Is this a cry for attention?

    I do not think Jessica Simpson is fat, but she should not wear skin-tight clothing that accentuates her figure so much. She should start dressing classier and wear less makeup. There is nothing wrong with being pale, but there is something wrong with a bad fake tan.

  6. Conky

    I’d love to hike that dress up and fuck her like there was no tomorrow.

    I don’t understand how any guy can be gay when women like this roam the planet.

  7. renee

    Oh my god people- there are just freaking breasts- who cares. Men love here because she is stupid and makes those stupid cutie faces.

    My breasts are big- and I use them to get whatever I want because I know how stupid and dumb men are for them.

    Men are complete fools when it comes to pretty women- and they will NEVER learn.

    I love reading blogs from men on here- they are so stupid- and most likely lonely ugly internet geeks that would never have a shot in hell with the likes of Jessica Simpson. Dream on losers. Shes with Tony and he is pretty hot- and probably has a dick bigger than any of your short dick losers on this site.

  8. renee

    Oh my god people- there are just freaking breasts- who cares. Men love here because she is stupid and makes those stupid cutie faces.

    My breasts are big- and I use them to get whatever I want because I know how stupid and dumb men are for them.

    Men are complete fools when it comes to pretty women- and they will NEVER learn.

    I love reading blogs from men on here- they are so stupid- and most likely lonely ugly internet geeks that would never have a shot in hell with the likes of Jessica Simpson. Dream on losers. Shes with Tony and he is pretty hot- and probably has a dick bigger than any of your short dick losers on this site.

  9. Renee

    Oh, and guess what dumb asses- Jessica had work done on here breast mutiple times- If you notice pictures of her from the past- her breast are VERY saggy and flat. It’s called a ‘BREAST LIFT” and it can make ANY ONES tits look great because you are pushing all of the fat in certain areas. So in theory- Jessica Simpsons breast are REAL, but she had alot of work done on them to make them look the way they do.

    Men are too stupid to know the differences between real breast and fake ones because they are brain washed by the media. I am just glad that I am not ugly because life would be hell- I see how important looks are to people- even on this site.

  10. club renee

    @107-109—>No one cares about your boobs renee. it’s futile to throw a comparison between yours and Jessica’s.

  11. alfalfa

    To hell with you flaming fags, she’s hot

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  13. dr sexy

    STEPHEN!?

  14. peroz holtin

    hot!

  15. id hit that hard with no remorse

  16. Yawn

    Who the fuck wears horizontal stripes?
    Talk about wanting to look like a fat bloated cow…

  17. Is she depressed in that first photo because she just realized the similarity of a round of golf and her life? Just a bunch of guys trying to put their balls in a hole.

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