Jessica Simpson had to throw off some golf games

July 2nd, 2009 // 117 Comments

These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica’s chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would’ve tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would’ve killed if you’re over 60. Or a doctor.

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. actually

    She is FATTT, these people are celebrities who made bank off their looks to begin with, I don’t feel sorry for her at all. She’s also a horrible role model, miss chicken of the sea, can’t remember the words to her own songs, dad is the most into her boobs kind of ways. People support Queen Latifah and people who look healthy, this girl keeps trying to squeeze herself into the same outfits she wore back when she was starving herself.

  2. Zed

    Is Jessica Tony’s 19th hole?

  3. Lucky Bastard

    Just think….Ol’ limpdick Tony Romo was titty-fucking her that night.

  4. Stop being a pussy and just type the word out danielle… besides, we already know you’re half “yt”. That’s ok… since Obama, you people are cool again…

  5. open ass insert dick

    minus a bra and panties.

    Jessica is turning out to be a nice little ho. Always ready for some action if it’s required.

    I don’t really find her that attractive anymore but right now I would seriously pound her till her hair fell out.

  6. Only girls kno

    haha its totally “spanks” – this is a girdle people

  7. Terrence Owen

    Tony Homo wouldn’t know what to do with those knockers just like he fumbles every godamn football

    i would fuck those tits until she snapped my dick between them

  8. terry l pierce

    i know it’s old but here goes……I would drag my naked body thru 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her piss in a tin cup …thru a mother F%^&ing Sprint line. and that was from the days of lousy cell phone lines. I could get arrested just for the thoughs i’m thinking

  9. the infamous danielle

    that reminds me, i need to update my annual membership with the SPCA.

  10. God damn! this girl have a set of knockers to make the pope blush! id like to personally congratulate Romo….

  11. look it

    If you look at these same shots on a different site she looks awful, the close ups are good, but with a slightly farther away shot…damn, it looks like she might be pregnant

  12. kramer

    Oh the mammaries!

  13. Lloyd Johnson

    Anyone else notice Tiger Woods in pic #5? Can’t miss that fake ass grin. People who can’t smile look funny.

    Jess is soo hot! If she only had some butt cheeks. Imagine her with a Biel butt! Hmmmm… that image goes into the spankbank.

  14. James

    She’s a beautiful woman.

  15. She does not look fat to me! She looks delicious to me. Just send her to me anytime.

  16. She does not look fat to me! She looks delicious to me. Just send her to me anytime.

  17. Funeral Guy

    I don’t usually like the BBW thing, but J-Simp is the exception. Nice proportions. I bet she’d be a fun roll and romp.

  18. Danielle's Veterinarian

    #59 danielle, don’t forget to renew your dog tags and get your rabies shot. We’re just gonna call animal control first if you forget again this year.

  19. 1moreidiotintheworld

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  20. Tanzarian

    I would do everything to her. I wouldn’t care what she looked like, I would wreck that chick.

  21. Lemmy Caution

    The work order just went out. Please install one of those “curves ahead” yellow signs on a stick in front of Jesse at all times.

    You’ll thank me later.

  22. gotmilk?

    she looks like she’s in pain from sucking it in for so long. sorry, but this bitch is past her prime. and i’d love to know what’s holding those saggy tits up so high. obviously it’s not a regular bra, but that’s some vodoo magic going on there.

  23. Trench

    Hi Fatty.

    Nice tits.

    Wanna fuck?

  24. Trench

    @70 – how the fuck did you pull that off? Let me guess, “not telling”!

  25. Watch-303

    I would love to fuck her stupid

  26. datroof

    Right now, I’d fuck her for 7 days straight.

    But man is she not going to age well. Her first kid and she is going to crash and burn. Hell, even without kids, she is going to end up all straight-lines and square-assed. A shambling, hipless, trailer-park macaroni-eater.

  27. D

    Her teeny tiny head is way too small for her enormous body.

  28. Cher

    Super-
    You are fucking hilarious! I read you every day.

  29. i love how Tiger Woods is cropped out of one of the shots. lol he doesn’t exist when massive tits are around. ain’t that right kendra?

  30. are you fucking serious

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  31. fuck this ugly fatty

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  32. Fati

    She is hot again. I would do lesbian stuff with her.

  33. Yeah

    I’d titfuck her so hard her breastbone would catch fire.

  34. captain america

    I’m curious, she is dumb………………………………………..OR DUMBER?

  35. spinal

    Wow, horizontal stripes after the year she’s had? Brave girl.

    God bless Jessica. Can’t sing, can’t dance, famous for nothing but her hot body which clearly she was not genetically destined to maintain for this long. It’s a losing battle, but she’s fighting it bravely.

  36. vk

    Jessica, please fire your stylist immediately.

  37. chloe

    being dressed like that & showing off your nipples-at a golf tournament? is romo a perv, or what?

  38. chloe

    y IS she showing off her nipples? at a golf tournament? also, her skin looks bad. doesn’t she use proactive?

  39. mike

    i would walk over hot coals to motorboat that!!!!!!

  40. joe

    WOW…so sweet, seems she is famous on a free sugar dating site___Sugarmommamatch.Com

    ______ ,there are many hot models.they vote
    the most beautiful member each month.funny thing…..

  41. Rhialto

    Nice dress! Ladybug colors?

  42. Darth

    This ladybug has only two spots..

  43. WTF

    Ew,On a girls point of view she’s fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

    Lovely tits though.

    :)

  44. WTF

    Ew,On a girls point of view she’s fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

    Lovely tits though.

    :)

  45. WTF

    Ew,On a girls point of view she’s fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

    Lovely tits though.

    :)

  46. WTF

    Ew,On a girls point of view she’s fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

    Lovely tits though.

    :)

  47. WTF

    Ew,On a girls point of view she’s fuckign disgusting,fat as hell.really ugly face,bad tan orange skin,She just looks greasy and wierd to me..

    Lovely tits though.

    :)

  48. She really should not have worn that. Is her Dad her stylist?

  49. nips from elm street

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