These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica’s chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would’ve tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would’ve killed if you’re over 60. Or a doctor.
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FIRST! Dayum she yummy!
gratuitous cunt
1st
freddy kreuger & dolly parton’s love child? she looks like a bag of licorice mmm
Uhh, I recognize and like that Michael Kors dress, but she shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes.
With 3 you get eggloll !! buffett closed now!
I think her tits keep getting bigger and bigger every time I see a picture of her
sonofabitch
hell yes she should, those hips look delicious
Man o man I would love to see her naked!! In my bedroom!!
Ordinarily the inclusion of a butt shot is much appreciated (by guys like me but especially by all you homos), but in this case it shows you how fat she is – look at her back, shoulders, and upper arms. This pig is ready for the barbecue pit.
THAT DRESS IS UGLY.
id drop my man juice all over her huge tits
Baby making hips and miles and miles of boobs. God Bless America!
Why isn’t the superfical funny anymore. Ricklegend.com is way better
Will someone please tell danielle to stop licking her screen?
I’m not quite sure how to make the word “whoa” extend out like 9 seconds in type, but just imagine it…….
God damn I just love her big boob!! Can’t take my eyes off em! Holy cow!
Short, stumpy and fat. Mab face.
Nice tits, though.
Boobs!!
never understood yt humor.
Oh please, if a girl who looked like that walked through any bar/mall/office, every man and woman would go silent/want to see her naked. I’d love to see how nasty some of these posters are!!!!
Yes Sir I sure would like to see her naked!! Even in a picture!! HOT!!!
Why are people still letting her sing?
Rack isn’t bad though…can take or leave the rest of her.
I love how Fish slipped in Pic #7.
Richport,
oh dear, sweet richport. you don’t make a very good house-dad. I bet your wife doesn’t appreciate the fact that you post on various websites all day instead of making her and the kids sammiches. I hope she shoves a hanger up your dick hole.
Yes sir Id love to see her naked #22!! Even in a picture or 2 or 3 spread eagle!!!
Yea BABY!!!
For the last time Ralphina, I will NOT film you fucking a dog. Stop projecting your bitter bestiality on the rest of us!
spanks
Can’t hate on this. She is just simply pluscious!
she is a big breasted idiot but damn look at her tits
could you two get a room? geez.
Is she depressed in that first photo because she just realized the similarity of a round of golf and her life? Just a bunch of guys trying to put their balls in a hole.
I have, however, filmed danielle fucking a dog… poor fucking dog…
Remember when she had the body to wear that dress backwards?
Though the stripes do hide that GUNT pretty well, until she turns sideways.
Darn, she is still fat. At least her chest benefits from the extra weight.
Darn, she is still fat. At least her chest benefits from the extra weight.
what is with yt’s and their grotesque interest in fucking dogs, cousins and infants?? my goodness. what a sick breed.
I would suck the sh!t out of those tits and any man that would not if a flaming homo.
Okay I admit it. Those tits are amazing and I just left a gooey mess on my belly. Was that wrong?
She’s pushin’ into Anna Nicole Smith Big Girl territory. Jame Gumb would be aroused.
Mmm horizontal skin tight stripes- that would be a no.
Seriously, I think she looks great!! Just becasue she isn’t a size 00, everyone thinks shes fat. And THAT is what disgusts me. Everyone in the spotlight is either too fat or too thin to everyone whos NOT famous. Its pathetic. Lay off her would ya? Damn.
I still see Marlon Brando when I look at her face.
If you’re a man and you don’t play golf, you might as well be wearing a dress.
I’m a lucky lucky man!!!
My hands automatically seize into the “squeezy squeezy” position …
Richport, I want to make you scream for death…and then have my pet lemur fuck your mouth afterwards.
Looks like she had some minor work done on her schnozz.
Guess you trashy wiggers would love her if she had a whore porn movie out with some black guys? Fuck you, she’s hot.