These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica’s chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would’ve tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would’ve killed if you’re over 60. Or a doctor.
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John | July 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
FIRST! Dayum she yummy!
Delgo | July 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
gratuitous cunt
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 2:07 pm
1st
Rod | July 2, 2009 at 2:08 pm
freddy kreuger & dolly parton’s love child? she looks like a bag of licorice mmm
uh | July 2, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Uhh, I recognize and like that Michael Kors dress, but she shouldn’t wear horizontal stripes.
J Chan | July 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
With 3 you get eggloll !! buffett closed now!
Fletch | July 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
I think her tits keep getting bigger and bigger every time I see a picture of her
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 2:10 pm
sonofabitch
marcus | July 2, 2009 at 2:11 pm
hell yes she should, those hips look delicious
kris | July 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Man o man I would love to see her naked!! In my bedroom!!
pete | July 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Ordinarily the inclusion of a butt shot is much appreciated (by guys like me but especially by all you homos), but in this case it shows you how fat she is – look at her back, shoulders, and upper arms. This pig is ready for the barbecue pit.
wtf | July 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
THAT DRESS IS UGLY.
Taz | July 2, 2009 at 2:16 pm
id drop my man juice all over her huge tits
Moto Rola | July 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Baby making hips and miles and miles of boobs. God Bless America!
gabe | July 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Why isn’t the superfical funny anymore. Ricklegend.com is way better
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Will someone please tell danielle to stop licking her screen?
Vince Lombardi | July 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I’m not quite sure how to make the word “whoa” extend out like 9 seconds in type, but just imagine it…….
kris | July 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
God damn I just love her big boob!! Can’t take my eyes off em! Holy cow!
Tim | July 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Short, stumpy and fat. Mab face.
Nice tits, though.
kris | July 2, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Boobs!!
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 2:26 pm
never understood yt humor.
Hilsy | July 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Oh please, if a girl who looked like that walked through any bar/mall/office, every man and woman would go silent/want to see her naked. I’d love to see how nasty some of these posters are!!!!
kris | July 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Yes Sir I sure would like to see her naked!! Even in a picture!! HOT!!!
The Bisexual | July 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Why are people still letting her sing?
Rack isn’t bad though…can take or leave the rest of her.
Deacon Jones | July 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I love how Fish slipped in Pic #7.
Ralphina | July 2, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Richport,
oh dear, sweet richport. you don’t make a very good house-dad. I bet your wife doesn’t appreciate the fact that you post on various websites all day instead of making her and the kids sammiches. I hope she shoves a hanger up your dick hole.
kris | July 2, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Yes sir Id love to see her naked #22!! Even in a picture or 2 or 3 spread eagle!!!
Yea BABY!!!
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm
For the last time Ralphina, I will NOT film you fucking a dog. Stop projecting your bitter bestiality on the rest of us!
hater | July 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
spanks
colt13 | July 2, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Can’t hate on this. She is just simply pluscious!
Matthew | July 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm
she is a big breasted idiot but damn look at her tits
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
could you two get a room? geez.
arnie palmer | July 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Is she depressed in that first photo because she just realized the similarity of a round of golf and her life? Just a bunch of guys trying to put their balls in a hole.
RichPort's Ghost | July 2, 2009 at 2:58 pm
I have, however, filmed danielle fucking a dog… poor fucking dog…
stucco | July 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Remember when she had the body to wear that dress backwards?
Though the stripes do hide that GUNT pretty well, until she turns sideways.
Donkey Punch | July 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Darn, she is still fat. At least her chest benefits from the extra weight.
Donkey Punch | July 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Darn, she is still fat. At least her chest benefits from the extra weight.
the infamous danielle | July 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
what is with yt’s and their grotesque interest in fucking dogs, cousins and infants?? my goodness. what a sick breed.
Venom | July 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I would suck the sh!t out of those tits and any man that would not if a flaming homo.
Solo | July 2, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Okay I admit it. Those tits are amazing and I just left a gooey mess on my belly. Was that wrong?
Sammy the Shank | July 2, 2009 at 3:14 pm
She’s pushin’ into Anna Nicole Smith Big Girl territory. Jame Gumb would be aroused.
hello | July 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Mmm horizontal skin tight stripes- that would be a no.
Amy Nicole | July 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Seriously, I think she looks great!! Just becasue she isn’t a size 00, everyone thinks shes fat. And THAT is what disgusts me. Everyone in the spotlight is either too fat or too thin to everyone whos NOT famous. Its pathetic. Lay off her would ya? Damn.
eattrn | July 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I still see Marlon Brando when I look at her face.
jim | July 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm
If you’re a man and you don’t play golf, you might as well be wearing a dress.
Tony Romo | July 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I’m a lucky lucky man!!!
Jeffro | July 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
My hands automatically seize into the “squeezy squeezy” position …
Ralphina | July 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Richport, I want to make you scream for death…and then have my pet lemur fuck your mouth afterwards.
BEAM | July 2, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Looks like she had some minor work done on her schnozz.
dirk | July 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Guess you trashy wiggers would love her if she had a whore porn movie out with some black guys? Fuck you, she’s hot.