Jessica Simpson goes red

first, why the title says “jessica simpson goes red”? shouldn’t say she goes orange?
Anyway, how anyone in his/her right mind could think she looks ok? She looks fake, she looks stupider than ever, she looks as she was dressed by her worst enemy… I hate women who like to look all superficial? Do they think they look pretty?, Welll, in her case it’s easy as she never thinks.
And no more tan for you, miss! You can’t tell the difference between dress and skin
I hope a bunch of hungry rabbits eat her.

I came twice after reading post #146…

she should of at least tried wearing a strapless bra to keep the boobs from falling all the way down her belly. also, the dress is orange, and shes wearing black heels? hmm reminds me of halloween.

I don’t know…I don’t know. So confused…torn really. I love Land-man.

I’m not picking sides – just saying – love him.

Does anyone else read the comments from the bottom to the top?

No, but I’d lick you from the bottom to the top….

Bigjim

that shit was Funny! Course I also think the Land-o-nator is funny in his own way. I guess what I am trying to say is that I haven’t seen a lame bananas post today, and i am so praying she, he, it offed itself. Or at the very least was covered in Gravy Train and thrown to a crazed pack of poodles…thanks Berke Breathed, wherever the fuck you are now.

Meet you at the Land-mansion, Krisdylee. Bring Jacq – according to Sherry-co, Jacq (like me) always up for a gang-bang…

krisdylee
are you like really horny?

Isn’t it past your bedtime sweetie-pie???

ouch

I was just asking.

and actually its 11:30

so not quite yet
;D

You can stay up with the big people if you can keep up with the big people.

holy crap… Jessica, your beautiful, but please, keep your blonde hair and put those huge knockers in some supportive underwear before they hit your knees or anyone else’s head!

it all looks to weird for me to comment on. that dress is ill-fitting for the size of her boobs, actually…

DID NO ONE SEE HER BEFORE SHE LEFT THE HOUSE??????

WHAT’S THE POINT OF HANGING OUT WITH KEN PAVES IF YOU CONTINUE TO LOOK SOOOOO AWFUL ON SUCH A REGULAR BASIS?????

TOM CRUISE LOVES THE COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessica Simpson, if you ever try to steal the color of my hair, I will be forced to kick your ass, you scrawny little bitch.

And yeah, what the hell is up with her rack? Did she stick a couple of cans of spam in there or something? It looks like they’re melting..

Scary.

vitriolic this: you’d have to put on a fuckin orange wig if your fuckin dad fucked you just before you fuckin left the fuckin house, too.

DOOOOOOOO your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow, can you shove ‘em up lindsay lohan’s pussy or into snoops AFFRROOOO!!!! do your booobs….hang…..lowwwww

DOOOO your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can rosie odenell suck the nipples can ellen degeneres drink the milk, do your tits..haaaanggg looowww!!!

Shouldn’t she be in Sudan helping kids get plastic surgery to fix their ugly war scars? Yknow, like her little sister’s ugly old nose. God bless her and her scrotum boobs!

looks uglier than a can filled to the brim of smashed assholes

Like I said on a few other Jessica threads, she looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Well, on the upside, Tonga the orangutan tried to fuck her…..

Also, why is she demonstrating the “Taser” (a cousin of the “Shocker”) in pic 1?

Someone forgot to take a look in the mirror before going out – how else could you possibly justify that horrible dress?

She looks pretty from the neck up, though. Hair, face, tan and all. And even with that awful dress, I wonder where’s she hiding those extra 20 pounds (or so) she’s supposedly gained since the split…

Eh, sorry but ashlee is acutally looking better….jessica reminds me of a oompa-loompa.

By the way: BigJim I found your REAL PICTURE…..you dirty dog!!!

http://www.bikerkiss.com/s20e457e973561ca6/user_details?prof_id=15416808&hst_id=17439022&count=499&w=quick_search&results_order=profiles_not_viewed&from=40&offset=20&frompage=search_results

Well it proves her breasts are real because if they were fake they would still look pert even though she obv isnt wearing a bra. Shame shes turned munting since splitting with that bloke from that band on that tv show wiv her.

(8) Make way for the S—O—V (8)

I can’t help but feel compassionate for Jessica – life must be so hard when you’re a retard.

Her boobs take the shape of an ant eater…it’s disgusting. I am going to go and throw up now!!!

ok…normally i really like jessica simpson…but lately shes just been a pain in my rectum, And these pictures are really starting to freak me out!

You just know that disembodied hand belongs to her crazy ass father. He has issues.

:SIGH:

It’s: “Do the Curtains match the carpet?”

Whoever let her out of the house wearing that thing must have really hated her.

Equalparts, let’s think about it for a sec.

You say: Do the Curtains match the carpet?

Actually it is does the rug match the drapes, or some variation. Your statement doesn’t work because you are asking does the hair on her head match the hair around her vagina. By your statement it would appear that you know what color her pubes are and not what color her head is. Another reason you are wrong, Jessica is shaved all the way down, I know I was there last night. True story.

Overexposed

I told you guys MeganHarris was Jessica Simpson. I think all the plastic molding and chicken wire that was holding her together is finally starting to give…

#12 so she’s been hanging out with Britney then?

Her stylist should be so fired…. it takes alot of work to make perfectly good boobs look this bad.

She looks like she drank carrot juice for a week straight….
Jessica Simpson Orange Queen.

#143 – Admittedly, my knowledge of tits is as a consumer and not as a producer but I can assure you those are fake… Here come some links…

Link #1
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005186.html

Fake Proof Link #2
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html

And finally…
Grapefruit Link #3
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004051.html#4051

So #143… Looks like I know more about boobs than you at least…. 8)

Any idiot knows Feed_Me_Chocolate defined and used “telescoping” exactly right.

I wouldn’t have felt the need to say anything but Land Man’s loudmouthed stupidity is just too much to let pass. He calls out that the word was used incorrectly, without first bothering to look it up? It would have taken less than a minute to google before he made a fool of himself.

Based on his linguistic skills, he probably thinks “inches” mean milimeters. Asshat.

ooops. *”inch” means millimeter*
Whatever. It was lame enough the 1st time…

check out those titties man, bet if u sqeez them they go HOnk HOnk

LUCY, UV GOT SUM SPLANIN 2 DO!!!!! lol

i think they are both made for each other they should get back together. jess did nick bad when she just up and decided she no longer wanted to be married and told him in the back of limo. so why dont you two girlies get back together.