Jessica Simpson goes out to eat with daddy

- Jessica Simpson had a nice family evening with Papa Joe, Tony Romo and Ashlee. And by nice I mean her breasts only got touched twice by Joe, and the first time he honestly thought they were dinner rolls. No foolin’. [Lainey Gossip]

- Scarlett Johannson encourages women to eat just like her which I think is awesome. Mostly because Gwyneth Paltrow is getting up there, so it’s time for a new, younger model. With breasts. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown’s new girlfriend gives an interview, but it’s an entirely different girl than the one I posted about this morning who let’s assume is dead. Whoever picked “Within 24 hours” in the office pool, come collect your cash. [Radar Online]

- Amy Winehouse is still alive, and yes, it’s because you touch yourself at night. Quit it. [Pink is the New Blog]

- Tila Tequila’s house was broken into and the intruder used her Twitter account to say he/she killed her and her dog. Ha! Who knew criminals were so hilarious? [Celebslam]

- Eminem is performing at the MTV Movie Awards. I wonder if he’ll bring his accordion…. [I’m Not Obsessed]

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