- Jessica Simpson had a nice family evening with Papa Joe, Tony Romo and Ashlee. And by nice I mean her breasts only got touched twice by Joe, and the first time he honestly thought they were dinner rolls. No foolin’. [Lainey Gossip]
- Scarlett Johannson encourages women to eat just like her which I think is awesome. Mostly because Gwyneth Paltrow is getting up there, so it’s time for a new, younger model. With breasts. [Just Jared]
- Chris Brown’s new girlfriend gives an interview, but it’s an entirely different girl than the one I posted about this morning who let’s assume is dead. Whoever picked “Within 24 hours” in the office pool, come collect your cash. [Radar Online]
- Amy Winehouse is still alive, and yes, it’s because you touch yourself at night. Quit it. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Tila Tequila’s house was broken into and the intruder used her Twitter account to say he/she killed her and her dog. Ha! Who knew criminals were so hilarious? [Celebslam]
- Eminem is performing at the MTV Movie Awards. I wonder if he’ll bring his accordion…. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jimbo | April 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
I would take her out for dinner and then server her breakfast in bed..
Frank Lucas' Bitch | April 13, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Why is Tila Tequila even relevant? Why is this disgusting midget whore even famous? And really, somebody broke into her house to update her bullshit Twitter account? REALLY?
What’s wrong with the world where Britney Spears, washed out-fat-saggy tits Jessica Simpson and midgets like Tequila are famous? Only in America.
b | April 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I would bust a nut all over her face.
ph7 | April 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
If Dad wants to squeeze any more money out of exploiting his duaghter, he should be driving her AWAY from dinner.
Richard McBeef | April 13, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I bet ashley loves the taste of jessica’s puss on joe’s cock.
havoc | April 13, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Jessica looks doped to the gills….
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Me | April 13, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Dude, there are some great fucking upskirt pics that go with this set.
Acai Berry Reviews | April 13, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Out to eat? But she’s just looking good again!
RichPort's Ghost | April 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm
If his pants are unzipped and there’s a long tablecloth, $10 says daddy expects oral for desert.
Vintage ROUGH | April 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Romo’s in hell! hope he doesnt get any more distraction by september…
Vintage ROUGH | April 13, 2009 at 5:11 pm
hmmm a vulnerable, needy, and want to be protected jessica….
kevin | April 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm
nice upskirt too
nipple-slips.org
Galtacticus | April 13, 2009 at 6:04 pm
That’s a huge earhanger! She doesn’t look like in the mood for going out.
Rhialto | April 13, 2009 at 6:11 pm
I’m already doing serious cardio and work-outs! I’m always in the mood for eating outside but i’m going on dieet soon!
His Huge Greatness Himself | April 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Where’s my sweetie?
Darth | April 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm
He quit smoking,he’s doing serious cardio and fitness and he’s going on a dieet soon.Is he turning fag or what?
Stop, don't stop | April 13, 2009 at 6:20 pm
What is with the constant pooching of the lips? She used to be a pretty girl, but she’s obsessed with fakery. Doesn’t look like she’s had injections but wants you to think she has. Tony Romo – dude – there are a million fake bleached big-titted blondes in the world – in Dallas alone. Why do you put yourself and thousands of Cowboys fans thru this?
Cry me a river | April 13, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Looks like this “dinner” is a damage control meeting. Jessica looks depressed. Maybe Romo kicked her to the curb for good. And Ashley doesn’t look thrilled either. Hmmm… How will they spin Wentz’s Vegas stripper party and Romo’s boredom? Leave it to their media-whore “manager” Daddy.
Trailweed | April 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Superficial writer, you are on fire today. I tip my cap.
I always knew I was helping A.W. during my private time.
boblay23 | April 13, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Thanks for article.
Name (required): | April 13, 2009 at 10:24 pm
LOL. Only 1 person mentioned Tequila chick.
Probably because everyone knows it’s just a lame publicity stunt.
“I don’t want to call the police because the media will get involved”? Yet you post it on your twitter account that (for some unknown reason) has 80,000+ followers.
Hollywood makes me sick.
har! | April 13, 2009 at 10:27 pm
I am pretending that the teeth we are seeing in pic #1 of Jessica are her top teeth, not her bottom teeth; it brings me joy…
arroyo | April 13, 2009 at 10:55 pm
maybe it’s already been said but …
“I pity the poor fool” who marries her, I mean, what a great father-in-law in waiting
Charley Kane | April 13, 2009 at 11:17 pm
“Jessica Simpson goes out to eat with daddy”
Accidentally devours three plastic lobsters.
MosesGabby | April 13, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Tony Homo goes to dinner with a backwards ball cap? Can’t this overrated pussy at least dress up for dinner?
lj | April 14, 2009 at 12:33 am
She is completely orange! Lainey’s got it right. It’s damage control and Jessica looks drugged. I think Tony is on the take to show his face, otherwise there’s no real relationship. Jess needs to just give it up.
gerard Vandenberg | April 14, 2009 at 12:47 am
her fatness is no matter any longer, folks!!
Papa Joe Simpson | April 14, 2009 at 5:43 am
My daughters got the sexiest titties around. Ain’t nobody got titties as sexy as my daughters.
mixedsugar | April 14, 2009 at 9:52 am
She looks like a friggin Alien
Jack Meoff | April 14, 2009 at 11:49 am
@2 – Only in America? really? Have you seen Amy Whinehouse or Pete Doherty? right, it’s not just in America.
mamamiasweetpeaches | April 14, 2009 at 2:52 pm
That first picture is HORRIBLE.
Am I the only one hearing DELIVERANCE banjo music???
juicy | April 21, 2009 at 4:34 am
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW wasnt she supposed to be hot a couple of years back !!?? what the fuck happened to her… that stupid vacant look in her eye makes me sick
micro sd card | May 31, 2010 at 7:39 am
I was so serious cardiovascular work-out! They always eat the wind out, but I am dieet soon!