Jessica Simpson gave another shitass performance in her continuing effort to crossover to country which must be frustrating. I mean, she’s proven she’s illiterate and joined the Klan. What more do these people want?! Anyway, here’s the highlights of her Wednesday night concert at the Avalon Ballroom where Jessica gave long-winded intros to every song forcing The Niagara Falls Review to comment “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”:
On how her man must be ready for anything that comes out of her uterus:
Before the new song “Man Enough,” she said her man must be ready for anything – including the possibility she’s pregnant with an alien.
On Nick Lachey:
Ex-hubby Nick Lachey gets grilled in the bitter “When I Loved You Like That,” where our girl basically says she carried his cheatin’ ass all those years.
On the smell of her farts; I’m not kidding:
“I do pass gas a lot,” she said. “I guarantee it smells like roses.”
A public admission that your ass doesn’t stink despite chronic flatulence. Now that’s classy. I bet you an old man in a top hat put a monocle up to his eye and said “Jolly good show!” That’s how classy it was. Bravo!
WHAT THE HELL is she wearing??!!
#46, so hilarious!!!
She is just degrading these real country singers!! Every concert she’s been on, she’s been dressing like The Hillbillies!!!!
I don’t see Carrie Underwood, Shania Twain, Winona Judd, Reba McIntyre, Taylor Swift, Sara Evans, Faith Hill or any other famous country singers wear what she’s been wearing!!!
She’s a laughing stock!!! She’s trying too hard to fit in and it’s NOT working!!!
Especially this hideous dress she’s got on! Trying to wear plaid and squares in every shape, size and angle!
Ass roses, I wanna’ smell Jessica Simpson’s ass roses, right … pleases, hook her up with Jimmy Kimmel, this guy loves this stuff, he could hire her just to do thirty eight seconds of talkin’ every show, it’s urine-stained fun.
The second pic IS my favorite!
Jessica Simpson puts the cunt back into the country
Tony & Jessica are over & done so put a fork in it & say WELL DONE boy. Everyman likes his meat well done RIGHT?
She is really able of ENTERTAINING people?
(since when?)
……………………..GETOUTAHERE!!!
My Gosh, this stupid slut is the biggest waste of space and the the most moronic skank on the face of this earth. Why doesn’t she seriously SHUT THE
HELL UP and go somewhere far far away from the cameras. She’ s the last person who should be on the stage with a microphone in her hand. What a brainless twat she is.
I think this girl has seriously lost it. She is just getting more and more bizarre. Someone should be reserving a bed a Promises. She needs help now.
dork!
HER FACE IS JUST A RECEPTACLE FOR FLUIDS!
I’d still do her!
Call me J-Baby.