Jessica Simpson wants you to respect Daisy’s memory

October 12th, 2009 // 36 Comments

According to her Twitter, Jessica Simpson is apparently receiving a barrage of fake reports claiming her coyote-snatched Malti-poo Daisy is still alive:

People have been contacting my family and friends saying that Daisy has been found. Untrue. People are so cruel..please respect her memory.

I’m sure this has to be frustrating for Jessica considering she’d probably believe me if I called and said I was Daisy – while using my normal voice.

JESSICA: Hello?
ME: Hey, Jessica, it’s me Daisy.
JESSICA: But you’re dead, and you never talked before.
ME: Then how did I know your name is Jessica?
JESSICA: …. OH MY GOD, DAISY! I missed you so much. Please come home.
ME: I’m trying, but I can’t find my way unless you stand out in the yard topless.
JESSICA: I’m going right now! — Wait a minute. Daddy? Is this you again?
ME: If I say “yes,” will you still take your shirt off?
JESSICA: As long as you promise not to ground me.
ME: Done.

Photos: Getty
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  1. lisa

    that damn dog

  2. Haha @ the conversation :P

  3. FREE

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  4. el commentatoro

    this is actually really sad.

  5. the brother

    her back fat is disgusting

  6. JADE

    Naas stop calling Jess , not funny anymore.

  7. The indoctrination of Rough

    Does Pappy Joe ever give this girl room to breathe…

  8. lol.

    I got a bone Jessica can fetch!

  9. someguy

    She has big boobies. That is all I can say on this topic.

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  11. Randal

    My sympathy and well wishes go out to you Jessica. Losing a loved member of the family can be down right depressing but you must remain strong. I know at this time it must seem there is more hate in the world than love but if you surround yourself with people who love you, the hate will never win.

    Randal

  12. Haorld^Sick

    She’s a nice girl… I wish people would give her a break.

  13. NG

    Dog, she’s also a dog, stupid blonde. That is all.

  14. zuzuspetals

    I had sworn I wouldn’t be mean to Jessica while she’s grieving the loss of her dog, but someone’s gotta say it: Did her hairdresser get kidnapped by a coyote, too?

  15. Anexio

    Why do the hot ones always have the shortest shelf life?

    A couple of years ago she smokin’ hot and now, not so much.

    She’s still bangable in a “I-fucked-a-celebrity” sort of way, but I could never date that.

    OUT!

  16. Its sad that people could be so mean.

  17. Delgo

    Nice prerequisite to side rolls, Jess

  18. Dar

    Some people are such cruel, moronic jerks. I guess their own lives are so pathetic and meaningless, they can only get their rocks off by seeing other people hurting.

  19. CakeSnifferer

    Get a grip kiddo, dogs die – it’s what they do. If your dog outlives you then you automatically have bigger problems.

  20. Janice Marie

    My heart does break over the loss of her dog – no one should have to go through that.

    That being said, that convo was the funniest thing I heard all day. Thank you.

  21. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I would love to do her doggy style.

  22. J-Hole

    Bwaaaahahahaaa!

    Nice job Fish! funny post– LMFAO !

  23. xxWPxx

    No but seriously I found Daisy.

  24. lalalaaaa

    that’s pretty mean.

    even if she was stupid, everybody deserves one friend that’ll be there unconditionally.

    Daisy was probably her only real friend that doesn’t see the material things she has and only loved her for her, end up being snatched up by a coyote. plus, she doesn’t know for sure, so no closure either. that’s heartbreaking.

    every meanie asshole here obviously never had that special friend that loved them to feel sympathy for someone who lost it.

  25. lisa

    you’re being cruel, fish

  26. peoplearestupid

    I agree w/ lalalaaaa. C’mon people, have a heart. Do I like Jessica Simpson? No, not really. But I don’t think being an inhuman asshole towards her is right either. She lost her dog and that’s a horrible thing for anyone to have to go through.

  27. cc

    “But I don’t think being an inhuman asshole towards her is right either.”

    I feel sorry for her and her dog.

    But it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t want to drag her to a bedroom and treat her like a whore.

  28. Juan Mayor

    At least she’s not married to Pete Wentz.

  29. Danklin24

    Where the hell do you see back fat? She’s anything but fat. Idiots

  30. Danklin24

    If you dont think Jessica Simpson is sexy as hewll you’re either gay or just have shitty taste in women.

  31. peoplearestupid

    #27 thanks for showing some compassion for the poor girl. At least someone has a conscience!

    As for treating her like a whore, it’s quite possible that some awesome sex might make her feel a little better about her crappy situation. At least it always works for me.

  32. peoplearestupid

    #27 thanks for showing some compassion for the poor girl. At least someone has a conscience!

    As for treating her like a whore, it’s quite possible that some awesome sex might make her feel a little better about her crappy situation. At least it always works for me.

  33. clpierced

    i actually feel bad :( if i lost my baby kitty, i would be lost, forever. im sorry :(

  34. These shenanigans are going to turn Jessica Simpson into a lesbian in no time. Maybe she cam make the first celebrity lesbian sex tape!!

  35. yep she is so famous…..

  36. Daisy in the 12th dimension

    How buat a stateu and memorail day for me?

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