NW reports that Jessica Simpson is so distressed over Nick Lachey dating so many women and fighting for her money that she’s turned to food for comfort, putting on over 15kg (33lbs) since announcing her split in November.
Spotted on a recent shopping trip in Santa Fe, New Mexico, stunned onlookers could hardly believe their eyes as the singer-turned-actress perused the confectionary aisle. An eyewitness commented that Jess was visibly heavier in the arms and waistline. Self-conscious about her bulging belly, the singer attempted to hide her growing girth with an oversized handbag and baggy black T-shirt. But there was no hiding her double chin and sallow complexion as the gloomy star selected a chocolate bar from the display rack.
Aware of her blossoming figure, Jess was later seen at the local Big 5 Sporting Goods store, where she was checking out exercise equipment. In a bid to get in shape for her upcoming film Employee Of The Month, the curvy cutie spent about $1300 on a pair of treadmills and other fitness equipment.
I don’t know how true this is, but Jessica needs to get her act together and drop down to her usual gorgeous self. When a hot woman can’t tell the difference between chicken and tuna it’s kind of cute, but when an ugly fat woman does it, it’s just annoying. And when an ugly fat woman gets annoying, the chances of their face meeting my fist increases by 300%.
Thanks to Ang for the tip.
lol ..Every link to Alba posted by you dudes is doggie-style with her ass smiling at the camera. Do you even know what her face looks like?
Fatimmy and Bleeding Ballz – were those pics of Alba’s face?
wow this HAS to be the stupidest thing i have read. she’s not fat, not will she ever be fat. even if she got a tad fat, she would lose it that week. she takes one bad picture where she look a little heavier than she normally does and all of a sudden she gains 33lbs. and how exactly does this magazine know this? did jessica tell them? effing morons.
Hey, #4…
Take everything you ever said, change “Jessica” to “Britney” and you’ll realize that what you put is absolute horseshit. Famous people, pampered people, all get fat.
And before you jump all over me about how Brit had a baby, so did I and a bunch of other people who didn’t let themselves go to absolute pot. Eating for two is not literal!
#33 ur an idiot…all of you that are wondering what this magazine is and why u havent seen it is becasue its an Australian mag..and its a stupid gossip equivelant to star….and Eric bana (also Australian) is desirable us ozzies love him because he is so humble and funny and from full frontal.
ur all getting to worked up…never had a celebrity get called fat before…and its a gossip mag not meant to be taken too seriously so just look at it and laugh and thank god its not u.
You know, if you were a better author, you would have taken this tip and spun it into a pregnant scandal story.
Jessica Simpsons pregnant–with Johnny Knoxville’s child? Hopefully, hecomes up with a better nickname than he did with his last child. What is it, you ask? Chickenbutt. Who the hell calls their child chickenbutt??
Oh yes, and let’s not forget the mandatory quip about her not realizing that she’s missing certain events once a month…
“Oh shoot, is that why I wasn’t having any periods? What do you mean you’re not a doctor, and that’s not a tongue depressor?”
And if you switch “tongue depressor” with penis, you’ll have a fairly intelligent comment coming from Ms. Simpson.
Why does anyone need a PAIR of treadmills? Don’t they have the exact same purpose???
Mm-MMM! Gotta love the commentary: “And when an ugly fat woman gets annoying, the chances of their face meeting my fist increases by 300%.”"
Is that because she’s fat, or because she’s annoying, or because you’re a braindead dipwad who thinks talking about beating up on women makes your weenie bigger, moron??
#109- I would guess so she can work out with her friend. But I can’t imagine what kind of pieces of crap she’s getting for that price.
I think at least 5 of those kg are in her hugely expanding lips!
“dear God, if that thing ever pops up at the foot of my bed, there goes the clean sheets.”
#74… i totally agree. that woman’s horrendous…
#76… i also hate you. MY GOD… it took half a sec. to get there… then I freaked the hell out, and it took forever to get out.
BIG WHOOP! Oh my gawd, she’s fat?
SHE’S A HUMAN! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
Redneck rehab prevails. Congrats to Jessica, she’s semi-healthy and gorgeous once again. Three cheers. Absolutely grotesque before she gained the weight back. I dunno what guys see interesting or what feelings of attraction they could have to what resembles a nearly 6 foot long strip of dried-up beef jerky.
Redneck rehab prevails. She’s healthy again. She looks wonderful, and glowing, as a woman should look. I, and most others (including men), still don’t comprehend the attraction of a man to a 5 foot 9 strip of dried-up beef jerky, that has been, for one, in the sun too long, and two, has lips that are more silver than mexican’s ass. Mexican’s are beautiful people don’t get me wrong.
Fish, blup blup.
This is so dumb. The reason she looks fat in this picture is because she is filming a movie and has to play a pregnant women. See:http://www.sweetkisses.net/images/santafemar706hq/
Hey you know what i noticed about Jessica Simpson…She reminds me of a new day and age Farrah Faucet. They sort of resemble each other and are the most saught after blonde bombshells of their time!!!!
I like her.
She will always be hot!
forever!!!