Jessica Simpson getting fat

jessica-simpson-fat.jpgNW reports that Jessica Simpson is so distressed over Nick Lachey dating so many women and fighting for her money that she’s turned to food for comfort, putting on over 15kg (33lbs) since announcing her split in November.

Spotted on a recent shopping trip in Santa Fe, New Mexico, stunned onlookers could hardly believe their eyes as the singer-turned-actress perused the confectionary aisle. An eyewitness commented that Jess was visibly heavier in the arms and waistline. Self-conscious about her bulging belly, the singer attempted to hide her growing girth with an oversized handbag and baggy black T-shirt. But there was no hiding her double chin and sallow complexion as the gloomy star selected a chocolate bar from the display rack.

Aware of her blossoming figure, Jess was later seen at the local Big 5 Sporting Goods store, where she was checking out exercise equipment. In a bid to get in shape for her upcoming film Employee Of The Month, the curvy cutie spent about $1300 on a pair of treadmills and other fitness equipment.

I don’t know how true this is, but Jessica needs to get her act together and drop down to her usual gorgeous self. When a hot woman can’t tell the difference between chicken and tuna it’s kind of cute, but when an ugly fat woman does it, it’s just annoying. And when an ugly fat woman gets annoying, the chances of their face meeting my fist increases by 300%.

Thanks to Ang for the tip.