Jessica Simpson gets into the wrong car

I’m really not. Now, back in the day, Krisdylee (LadyJane?) and Zanna would have had you weeping tears of horniness. By the time they were finsihed laying it down, men (and quite a few women) would be begging for more, pleading for email addresses, photos, hair samples….anything just to continue the fantasy a wee bit longer.

Any teasing I do is accidental-I am missing the flirt chromosome, kind of like how K-Fed has an extra Y.

What a dumb muff.

I am perving for you Mrs T

Well then, keep on pervin! Have a great evening. I am leaving to (of course) play outside with my kids now that the big ones are home.

Have fun with the kiddies

jim, i read an article today about the discovery of a neurochemical that induces feelings of intense sexual attraction in women. you appear to have the antidote.

Schack go suck the jiz out of your flappy cunt and then call your dog back in to fuck you like he did this morning

THANK YOU JILLIA!!!! How the fcuk does someone confuse an Escalade with a stretch limo? And then swear black & blue that she’s been driven around all day in the Escalade! DUUMMBB!

I have to wonder. Who the fuck is still inviting her to these events. I’m guessing it’s a little clique of celebutard loving homosexuals who are working as coordinators and society advisers for these organizations, the fucking faggots.

I’d love for her and Britney Spears to get caught on film doing some celebrity muff diving.

They could each claim the other was actually a man and they had been fucking him all day. And then they could start fighting each other over it… bare knuckle.

No… it doesn’t take much to amuse me.

Nice boobs. Dumb. Lively combo.

To be fair, her handlers opened the door for her. I am sure if they told her to juggle chainsaws, while standing on a pyramid of live baby seals, and singing “Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalpost of Life” she would probably be cool with it.

This is Jessica Simpson we are talking about. I would have been surprised if she got into the right car.

I was wondering whatever happened to Aaron Carter. It’s all becoming clear now.

You dudes can’t possibly be serious about all the negativity. Jessica is young, dumb, stacked, fully broken in, and apparently quite willing to engage in just about any type of sex act. So what if she’s got the tranny thing going on? You’ve never let a girl slide a finger up your ass while she’s sucking or stroking you? Is it really such a big step for “her” to slip her lil’ trannycock up there? You know it isn’t, and you know you want it. It all started with that first finger. Talk about a slippery slope…

Troll?

13 Squizz – OK, we get it. The only comment you’re capable of making is that the subject of the thread “smells like piss.” It’s your only comment.

We can save you time! There’s really no need to post “so-and-so smells like piss” ever again; From now on, we’ll all just assume you think all thread subjects reek of urine, therefore saving you the trouble of logging in to retype it.

We’re good peeps like that =)

On an unrelated side note – Will they EVER take down that stupid “Take the RealAge test” ad down? That’s one seriously ugly woman. It’s depressing to look at every day.

It’s like looking at Melanie Griffith’s saggy, grey, wrinkled labia majora all day.

I bet that real age test chick smells like piss

It’s like looking at Melanie Griffith’s saggy, grey, wrinkled labia majora all day – and smelling piss.

one’s a SUV and the other is a limo.

it appears very few of you actually listened to the video.

that SUV had been driving her around all day, but a change was made and now the limo was supposed to take her around in the evening.

What a stupid bitch. Yeah jessica an Escalade and a limo look a lot alike.

I love beautiful women. Unfortunately Jessica isn’t one of them. Man-faced, saggy-tittied, cement-head. Paparazzi must be desperate.

now that shez with the old man
shez got old=timerz

Who the hell cares! How is this a story? Like that’s never happened to me.

on a unrelated related upsidedown note….I like getting stoned and watch that broad grow old…….ffffftttttttttt……dude

That paparazzi dude saying she’s beautiful is the biggest desperate tool ever.

She’s looking more and more like Jessica Rabbit everyday.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Jessica_rabbit.jpg

Bill Clinton=king of the world….

Okay, I hate to say this, but I can’t blame her for this. I mean, it’s not like she rides everywhere in the same car, and it’s not like she was heading to it by herself — she was being led there.

Hell, those of us who do often head for the wrong car. Especially AFTER something big.

in her defense that dusche-bag she’s with did open the door of the wrong car for her.

That’s funny. She got an attitude about it too.

I bet with all the stress of having people in her face, and with camera flashes going off and people screaming at her, she’d probably couldn’t tell what car she was in, she just wanted to get away.

how she gets taken seriously is still a mystery to me. she has no talent (yeah, as sucky as her songs are, i bet it really isn’t even her singing, the dumb ho probably can’t even carry a tune)and she really looks like a tranny. her body is called ‘hourglass’??? i don’t think so, it’s more like a rectangle with fake boobs..she is gross, untalented and her ‘dumb’ act is not in the least funny or entertaining. she is by far my least favorite ‘celebrity’

how she gets taken seriously is still a mystery to me. she has no talent (yeah, as sucky as her songs are, i bet it really isn’t even her singing, the dumb ho probably can’t even carry a tune)and she really looks like a tranny. her body is called ‘hourglass’??? i don’t think so, it’s more like a rectangle with fake boobs..she is gross, untalented and her ‘dumb’ act is not in the least funny or entertaining. she is by far my least favorite ‘celebrity’