Jessica Simpson attended the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala earlier this week, and as she was leaving her hotel for the event she got into the wrong car. And not only does she not realize it, she even tries to defend herself by saying that’s the car that’s been driving her around all day. How does she even function? I wouldn’t be surprised if all the furniture in her home has mouth-sized holes in them because Jessica Simpson can’t figure out what food is.
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geek_uk | May 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm
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fergernauster | May 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Yeah, but she still looks fly…
Knopfleri | May 10, 2007 at 12:43 pm
EMBARRESING!!!!
schack | May 10, 2007 at 12:45 pm
to be fair, all the black ones do look alike.
KatieKates | May 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
She doesn’t know what tuna is. Of course she wouldn’t know what car is hers.
Fifth Stooge | May 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Don’t use your mouthwash around open flames.
FRIST!!! | May 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm
This happened to someone else a while back. Does anyone remember who it was?
Donkey | May 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm
–NEWS FLASH–
A previously undiscovered brain cell was found in Jessie head. This brain cell has the ability to function in the vacuum of space. And, if only slightly, her brain has managed to function with only a single cell.
FRIST!!! | May 10, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I watched the footage. I wonder what it’s like to walk outside and have people keep telling you you’re beautiful. Strangers. Taking your picture. Calling your name. Telling you to look at them. Saying Beautiful over and over…
Must be pretty fucking annoying!
Donkey | May 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm
It’s not that bad.
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
OK this is lame. HER Stupid assistant opened the door of the wrong car. I’d probably do the same thing with all those camera flashing in front of you.
wedge1 | May 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
It’s not really her fault. Growing up, they never knew who was going to get into which bed. They only knew they were going to cry during the ride.
The Squizz | May 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
She’s a stupid whore who smells like piss and calls uses the pseudonym “N!k! Jacob.
BODY GUARDS | May 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Just think of it, that car owner will take about this for years :LOL
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 12:58 pm
You people are idiots. Then again this is the superficial regulars. Watch the footage again.
DancingQueen | May 10, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I heard that she and Ashley share joint custody of a brain. This must have happened on a day that Ashley had it.
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Celebs ride in rental cars all the time. If your assistant tells you this is your car, you’d probably make the same mistake. You people are stupider than her.
BODY GUARDS | May 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Just think of it, that car owner will be talking about this for years… :LOL
mrs.t | May 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm
FRIST! I remember that, too….and I actually think it might have been Jessica that time as well.
If not, at least we can rest assured that she WILL do it again.
Victor | May 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Hey Jessica can get in my car anytime. I will backseat her literally. Put my cock in her backseat in the backseat.
freakflag | May 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
She can get into my car if she wants, but, she’ll be walking bow legged when she get’s out.
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
FRIST – to answer your question from the last post. It was at home. I went to work late today.
DancingQueen | May 10, 2007 at 1:01 pm
No 17, apparentently YOU’RE stupider cause that’s not an actual word.
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 1:02 pm
LOL you retards actually read other posts.
Anexio | May 10, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Jessica maybe a ‘tard but she’s still hotter than Melanie Griffith… and thats saying alot because Mel is super duper smokin’ hot today.
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 1:03 pm
What !? – we have to watch Canadian beer commercials now ?
Let the invasion begin !
(But we need some Sleeman beer ads – better brew)
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 1:03 pm
How many people here are overweight?
Donkey | May 10, 2007 at 1:04 pm
–24
Apparently you do too.
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 1:05 pm
#3 “EMBARRESING!!!!” my favorite post. LOL
LadyJane | May 10, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Gah, those fucking Canadians. Yeesh.
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
And dose.ca sounds like a site full of viruses, and Trojans ™
AngryD | May 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
#16 LOL however it would probably have happened if she had been in possession of the brain that day anyway
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm
How many of you are the stereotypical obese caucasian?
FRIST!!! | May 10, 2007 at 1:07 pm
#27, what’s it to you???
lambman | May 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
“I wouldn’t be surprised if all the furniture in her home has mouth-sized holes in them because Jessica Simpson can’t figure out what food is.”
considering she’s gained 20 pounds in the past year I’d say she knows what food is
YouRang | May 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
#20 Are you the most sex deprived person in the whole world? Does it even matter if what you’re looking at is male, female, animale? I get the impression that you will fuck absolutely anything.
pekpekshorts | May 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Why do Canadians and Brits come to the U.S. to work?
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 1:09 pm
the weather
mrs.t | May 10, 2007 at 1:09 pm
lamebananas: get off your mom’s computer, you stupid little cunt.
LadyJane | May 10, 2007 at 1:10 pm
And what is with them living in igloos and eating seal meat? Fucking hockey-playing, beaver-wearing, eh-saying idiots.
Jillia | May 10, 2007 at 1:12 pm
“she even tries to defend herself by saying that’s the car that’s been driving her around all day”
Well that sure doesn’t add up! The first car she tries to get into is an SUV but notice the correct car she gets into is a fucking LIMO.
2 + 2 equals 7 in Jessica land.
LadyJane | May 10, 2007 at 1:12 pm
don’t even get me started on curling, for chrissakes.
Binky | May 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Well some of us actually prefer beaver eating, but maybe it’s just me.
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Mrs. T do you kiss Mr. T with that mouth? I like it when you talk dirty!!
LadyJane | May 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
mmmmm…. beaver……
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 1:14 pm
No Binky I prefer eating beaver too. Lot of beaver!!!
mrs.t | May 10, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Mr. T is one of my mouth’s longtime fans.
Jimbo ? | May 10, 2007 at 1:17 pm
You are such a tease Mrs T
YouRang | May 10, 2007 at 1:19 pm
#41 I think in Jessica “The Monkey” Simpson’s case 2 + 2 = jello. I’m pretty sure Chris Rock’s joke applies here anyway.
tits_on_snack | May 10, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Ok she’s about as dumb as a bag of bricks – but her assistant opened the fucking door and helped her into it. Is this the same assistant that dragged ScarJo down the SNL stairs? Where do I get a job like that?
P.S. #37, we do? I spent 2 years living in the U.S. and I don’t remember working a damn day – unless you call sitting on the couch baked off your ass watching Mama’s Family at 6am “work”.