Jessica Simpson gets into the wrong car
Jessica Simpson attended the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala earlier this week, and as she was leaving her hotel for the event she got into the wrong car. And not only does she not realize it, she even tries to defend herself by saying that’s the car that’s been driving her around all day. How does she even function? I wouldn’t be surprised if all the furniture in her home has mouth-sized holes in them because Jessica Simpson can’t figure out what food is.