Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have broken up after Mayer reportedly dumped her last weekend. Additionally, sources are claiming Jessica Simpson has turned her back on Operation Smile when she didn’t attend their benefit the other night.
“She’s turned her back on them,” the spy said. “She got a lot of good publicity from the charity but refused to let pictures of her be in the commemorative book and hasn’t done anything with them in a year.”
I don’t care about either of these stories, I just wanted to post this picture of Jessica Simpson at Cannes with her super lopsided breasts. If it were anybody except John Mayer I’d understand why he dumped her. Except it is John Mayer. So I don’t. When you look the way he does, you should be thankful if you manage to get a date with a store mannequin. Or a telephone book with a mouth drawn on in lipstick.
the moderator of this forum is toetally underestimating the power of the guitar and the voice…a dude as ugly as me got laid at 14 by the still one of the prettiest girls i have ever seen and she was 16…all i had to do was play, “when the children cry” by lame ass “white lion”. it’s amaaaazing.
I can only imagine the kind of conversations the 2 of them had. It had to be comical!
#29==I’m sure U would!!!
Hey, Melaney, #48, I wonder who on this board really cares about all that shit.
I believe you missed the exit to http://www.celebritiesareinfallible.org —->
Bweeeeeuu. I fuckin’ hate that plastic-doll…She’s just awful!
thank god ive been waiting for this, seriously what do these two talk about?
Mayer’s head s up his own ass b/c he thinks he s the next Bono fr fucks sakes, and Jessica cant count past 12 I think it goes something like this:
John: Oh wow, I’m really touched by all this world hunger, I’m gonna write a song about it
im so deep and awesome, I love me, I do stand up.
Jessica:……I’m deep TOO ya know, I like, um,care about mexcans and stuff…um yeah orphans that are mexican…..I give them mini
vans sometimes, and um…..
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what the fuck is wrong with her?she really got a problem with her boobs like clad said before she is awful….no more than awful what she is can t be describe;in fact there’s nothing in the world we could compare her to
JEW BOY DUMBS BIMBO
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shes cute and john mayer is an awesome artist. Why all the hate??
Wonder how many STD’s they shared during
the relationship????
I like Jessica, and I like Billy, but I don’t feel they work together. They both need different things, and Jessica needs heavy commitment. Once again she’s looking in all the wrong places for boyfriends.