Jessica Simpson frozeup at the Kennedy Center Honors Sunday night while singing “9 to 5″ as part of a tribute to honoree Dolly Parton. During the song she flubbed some lines then uttered, “So nervous,” before rushing off stage to no applause. She also appeared to be in tears when she and the other singers retruned to the stage at the end.
I know what you’re thinking. A Simpson sister screwing up during a live performance? The thought is so ridiculous it’s almost unbelievable. I might as well have told you dragons were invading Florida or Santa got into a fist fight with the Grinch.
I don’t care for Jessica, but I kinda understand why she is nervous.
I do radio interviews often with Playboy and other stations and no matter how many times I do them, I always have initial nervousness.
That usually disappears after about 5-10 minutes, but I am sure her song did not take nearly that long.
I think I would have smiled and laughed at myself to make the audience more comfortable, but to run off stage like that shows someone who is more concerned with their own feelings and is a poor performer.
You have to be able to roll when things get nutty an she clearly freaked.
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Jeez, she is a hot little thing though, with some ginormous breast-esess. Mmmmmm…..
And at least we are Paris free so far today! woohooo!!!!
Thanks superfish!
#40… LOL… I ws just in a hurry to type it out…….
Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to point out my faults…… ass :)
was….. Crap I need to slow down
She should have sang, If I only had a brain”
I just watched the clip of this. It doesn’t seem like a big deal. I’d rather run off stage before my dress rips open than after a nip-slip! I saw her with my little sister at a show and she went to go on stage and split her pants. Apparently the chick has problems keeping her clothes in place.
Nice arms Jess… lifting weights or just burgers?
who cares. jessica sucks. she’s a no talent waste of celeb. even paris is a more deserving celeb than this slutty sell out.
It looked more that she was nervous by being completely unprepared, holding her stomach to prevent barfing on stage. Correct me if I’m wrong but shouldn’t one sing to the audience and not the Teleprompter? Learn the lyrics you dumb bitch! If you aren’t comfortable wearing a strapless gown, don’t go infront of the TV cameras wearing one, no matter what your creepy Dad says.
And what the hell is up with Dolly? She looks like a crazy albino porcupine! She’s giving cougars a bad name. I vote Dolly the celebrity most likely to have a stroke.
if she left the stage because her dress was falling off, wear something that fits you moron! not something that your rack just sit in.
if she left the stage because her friend killed someone, well he’s a moron. why was a 26 year old hanging out with teenagers in the first place. and why was he drinking & driving.
most likely, her pea-sized brain couldn’t remember what song she was singing.
and do some push-ups Jessica. I bet you have a second-wave going on. .
Can we stop with all the idiots yelling first? If you think you’re the first poster, you aren’t 9 times out of 10.
I personally think Jessica could give good head. Watching her sing 9-5 and bobbing that head UP and DOWN made me horny.
Why was she holding her stomach? Did her dress start to fall off or something? And why does Dolly look like Cher?
I need answers dammit!
I think she freaked out because she saw a clown.
#42
i can totally forgive eddie for this one. you gotta love rick james in chaps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFAcDVVW-I
Wow, I can’t believe how many people say she’s fat. I’m not gay and I think she’s hot. Curves are good people!!!! Please note I didn’t mention her lack of brain cells.
As for the screw up – at least she didn’t pull an Ashley.
The lyrics she was singing probably got too big for her to pronounce. You know, those big words like “work” or “the”.
Some people have forgotten the words to our National Anthym, so what Jessica did was only human.
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They need to find an excuse and stick to it.
The car accident story makes more sense. If her dress really WERE falling off, she would have been holding on to it as she ran off the stage. She didn’t.
Talentless, stupid, and now fat. She’s hit the trifecta. We’re just days away from pantiless crotch pics.
Wait wait wait wait, hold up. Jessica CAN sing…don’t you guys remember that crap she used to put out before Newlyweds? No? That’s because no one was listening then. Girl has a voice. Just sayin’.
Too bad her tits didnt fall out on stage.
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Oh well, if you’re going to screw up a song, better to do it with someone sweet like Dolly-imagine if it was a tribute
to Barbra Streisland-she’d have you shot!
Love Dolly but she’s starting to look like The Joker.
PS Nick is SO hot. Why did she ever give that up?
Okay, I’m not one to defend celebrities.. especially on The Superificall… EVER.
But I don’t get this one? She sounds good, and then she says that Dolly makes her nervous and she runs off stage.. But it didn’t look like it was in the middle of her performance or anything.. she just seemed like a starry-eyed flustered fan of Dolly.. And that could explain why she was holding herself also, just a nervous reaction..
Really, I don’t get this one.. Feel free to explain, but it just seems like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories? .. except it doesn’t even seem like it would be *in* the barrel of stories.. I.. don’t get it?
#42 – HAHAHAHAHA… I dont know whats more scary. The fact that Michael used to have the same colour skin as Eddie did or the fact that even back then he liked 12 year old boys – hence the reason they are all trying to escape by running away!
As for Jess – She started crying cos she knew when she got home PapaJoe was going to say to her “You forgot your lines… You’re a very bad girl” while unzipping his pants!
It’s so tragic when these poor celebs can’t afford dresses with shoulder-straps and panties. They’re like naked homeless people. So sad. :(
Fuck, I’d love to live in the same world as some of you where a woman such as this would be considered “fat” or a “freak.” Good grief.
For fuck’s sake, just look at all the other “pop-singers” around. This girl a veritable Aphrodite by comparison. Besides, she hasn’t flashed her poonani so that automatically makes her a gazillion times classier then the three prime evils this site normally posts about.
At an event like the Kennedy Center Honors, one should
be at one’s best-clearly, Jess’s dress was a problem-
why else was she trying to keep it up? But in all fairness-
and I know that you all are going to say I’m a freak and
loser for defending her-she was singing in front of the
Pres and First Lady and I think that would make anyone
nervous-whatever you think of the guy. Still, it would
have been nice if she knew the lyrics to the song.
At least she had St. Reese to cheer her up!
Reality has set in – she got onstage at the Kennedy Center and realized “I am a no-telent little cunt whose Daddy bullshitted my way into show business, and here I am signing a tribute to Dolly Parton who worked for everything she has.”
There – I said it…if she was smarter, she could have lip-synched it…dumb bitch…
She really should start hanging out with Paris, drinking until all hours of the night and “forgetting” to wear her panties when she exits the car – I would like to get a look at the beaver that Papa Simpson has been going down on all these years anyway…I wonder if it’s as sloppy looking as Britney’s
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Yes, emmersom.
Gladiator, too.
Proven once again….
Don’t let these pop divas turn off the lip sync.
HAHAHAHA. I can’t wait to see this.
She is such a dumbass. (and obviously getting fatter by the minute)
Why doesn’t she just do a ho-down and blame it on “acid reflux” like her idiot sister did?? Or I am sure she could find some other “condition” to blame it on, like farting or “diarrhea”…then she could run off the stage in tears and try to gain sympathy from her “fans”…
OMG talentless whore. Why am I not surprised. Can’t sing, can’t READ for god’s sakes. Here’s an equally good video of her f—ing up and then crying. BoooHOOOO.
http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2006/12/05/jessica-simpson-screws-up-cries/
hahah
talentless bitches.
only in america are the talentless so rich.
give us back our money bitch
Okay…she’s absolutely NOT fat. She has a great, curvy body! Most of Hollywood looks like 8 year old girls..no boobs, no curves, etc. Kelly Clarkson is chunky…definitely NOT Jessica Simpson. Some of you need glasses! Jessica is hot and she CAN sing…she just doesn’t sing much on her latest songs, but neither does anyone else these days.
ITS AN OBVIOUS PUBLICITY STUNT FOR SYMPATHY.. WHNE WILL THESE PEOPLE GIVE UP!?
its an obvious publicity stunt, when will these people give up???
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over Jessica Simpson’s sextacular titties…
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How does Jessica Simpson getting nervous onstage while honoring a country music icon constitute as being stupid?
ESPECIALLY if Jessica herself was a fan. Everyone knows if you’re singing one of their songs to pay tribute, you obviously will _not_ sing it as well, and will be automatically scrutinized unmercifully. You all would lose your shit just as easily.
She’s done stuff in the past that displays unintelligence, sure — but this? come on, you guys are so quick to jump on the bandwagon, it’s sick.
Funny…I still think I would have sexual intercourse in her vagina with her.
I would insult her but she has already done that for me.
i love jessica, i hope she does well in the acting biz…at least she has personality and looks worth appreciating.
This is what happens when you try to turn pole dancers into ‘celebrities’. The Kennedy center must be scraping the bottom of the barrel.
The idea of actually working 9 to 5 scared the shyt out of the stuck up bitch. Hence freezing up and blowing the lines.
http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272610266.shtml
…apparently it was her dress
I’d hit it; she’s a hot fattie.
ha ha…you’d think she’d have it down by now….it’s her job