Jessica Simpson freaks out on stage


Jessica Simpson frozeup at the Kennedy Center Honors Sunday night while singing “9 to 5″ as part of a tribute to honoree Dolly Parton. During the song she flubbed some lines then uttered, “So nervous,” before rushing off stage to no applause. She also appeared to be in tears when she and the other singers retruned to the stage at the end.

I know what you’re thinking. A Simpson sister screwing up during a live performance? The thought is so ridiculous it’s almost unbelievable. I might as well have told you dragons were invading Florida or Santa got into a fist fight with the Grinch.