
Jessica Simpson frozeup at the Kennedy Center Honors Sunday night while singing “9 to 5″ as part of a tribute to honoree Dolly Parton. During the song she flubbed some lines then uttered, “So nervous,” before rushing off stage to no applause. She also appeared to be in tears when she and the other singers retruned to the stage at the end.
I know what you’re thinking. A Simpson sister screwing up during a live performance? The thought is so ridiculous it’s almost unbelievable. I might as well have told you dragons were invading Florida or Santa got into a fist fight with the Grinch.























chinadoll724 | December 5, 2006 at 9:12 am
At least she looks pretty good otherwise.
barryjc | December 5, 2006 at 9:12 am
jessica sucks
sexybitch | December 5, 2006 at 9:13 am
So nervous? So untalented. FIRST?
sexybitch | December 5, 2006 at 9:14 am
Is there ANY hope in hell she might freze up for the next, say, forty years?
cardio | December 5, 2006 at 9:14 am
God, is she hot! There are two presents I’d like to give her for Christmas (excuse me, for Generic Holiday): a Cincinnati Bowtie followed by a pearl necklace.
Yenstah | December 5, 2006 at 9:15 am
Jessica Simpson singing 9to5 at the Kennedy Cebnter Honors…for honoree Dolly Parton??? Maybe Gwynth was right.
JamesIdaho | December 5, 2006 at 9:16 am
Hasn’t anyone got a video link of this yet?
dreamhypnotique | December 5, 2006 at 9:16 am
she’s short, fat, can’t sing, can’t act, doesn’t have a nice personality, and she’s stupid. And yet she’s rich.
This is why Satan worship might not be all that bad.
Cinema Bulletin | December 5, 2006 at 9:17 am
So stacked!
Tracy | December 5, 2006 at 9:19 am
She’s the Forrest Gump of pop music.
cardio | December 5, 2006 at 9:22 am
Stupid, yes. But still very hot.
whackjob | December 5, 2006 at 9:22 am
still…..emersum
amaritimer | December 5, 2006 at 9:23 am
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
*wipes tears from eyes*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Fucking idiot. She may be a looker but she is so stupid!! Can you imagine the look on her face if you asked her to swallow?! But then again, you’d probably be able to tell her it is an anti-aging serum and then she’d be all for it.
Schnuggie | December 5, 2006 at 9:25 am
According to the local NBC website in Washington, DC, her dress was falling off. They have a slide show and video of the event. Evidently, PapaJoe’s favorite DD pillows couldn’t hold her dress. She’s a dumbass!
superficially | December 5, 2006 at 9:27 am
Jessica Simpson is a twit…
She exploits her stpidity for money and becomes an even greater ass…
Nick is so lucky to be free from that pile of crap
enfilade | December 5, 2006 at 9:32 am
She’s still hot.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
combustion8 | December 5, 2006 at 9:33 am
she was crying cus shes distraught over a good friend (some guy from prison break) that kiled a teenager and seriously injured another in a car accident.
happy hands club | December 5, 2006 at 9:35 am
she probably couldn’t read the teleprompter.
lisad71 | December 5, 2006 at 9:37 am
Did she dance a little jig and blame it on acid reflux?
Gizmola | December 5, 2006 at 9:42 am
Why won’t she go away?
I say my prayers. I have sacrificed small animals in my backyard. I have doused myself with Kabbalah water and have sent codes into space to speak with the Scientology aliens.
And NOTHING works.
Please, please, God, Sweet Baby Jesus…
Make.Jessica.Simpson.Go.Away.
serial snarkalec | December 5, 2006 at 9:42 am
The bimbo can’t hold a candle to Dolly’s cleavage, voice cords or class. Who the fuck invited her?
superstar | December 5, 2006 at 9:50 am
Lol I wouldn’t make it worse by going up after crying. While performing, if I freaked out I would stand on the stage and try to sing again…just so I don’t look like an idiot so people don’t applause, not that was funny!
Italian Stallion | December 5, 2006 at 9:53 am
Funny, that’s the same look she gave me when I showed her the Italian sausage, go figure………
| December 5, 2006 at 10:00 am
She is becoming a big girl!
Courtney | December 5, 2006 at 10:01 am
I personally think she can sing, she just happens to sing shitty music. But look how pretty she is! You people’s priorities are all out of whack.
CelebSlam.com | December 5, 2006 at 10:01 am
I’m sure Jessica Simpson would have the same reaction doing a crossword puzzle
http://www.celebslam.com
| December 5, 2006 at 10:02 am
We talk about Brit being fat and she has 2 kids. What is Jessica’s excuse?
Ilikelotsofstuff | December 5, 2006 at 10:02 am
Her arms look chubby.
seattleite | December 5, 2006 at 10:03 am
Who the hell actually thinks this woman freak is hot? She is not fat, but defiantly not hot.
DmdFreak | December 5, 2006 at 10:10 am
She isn’t the brightest color in the crayon box but she’s smokin hot, can sing, and seems to be a fairly nice person unlike her idiot sister who is none of those thing except the crayon remark. She is so that. The nervousness might have been cuz she’s a big fan of Dolly and didn’t want to mess it up, which she must have done. Atleast she wasn’t faking it. Better to mess it up, than to mess up the lipsincing.
RichPort | December 5, 2006 at 10:12 am
Is she taking volunteers for a swift steel-toed cooter kick? I’m lacing up my boots as we speak…
Spindoc | December 5, 2006 at 10:13 am
Putting aside the fact that her father gives off creepy incestuous vibes…
I gotta say that I think her father may be evern better than Joe Jackson. Look, Joe got his kids to be famous and while true, he DID have some untalented kids “Randy, Tito, LaToya, Rebie” They were carried by the talented ones “Michael Jermaine, later Janet”
Hell Joe Simpson has gotten BOTH of his untalented daughters to become famous with NO talented siblings carrying them….it’s genius!
Annie | December 5, 2006 at 10:13 am
There’s a video up now but it has no audio: http://www.nbc10.com/entertainment/10460404/detail.html?rss=phi&psp=news
RoseColoredGlasses | December 5, 2006 at 10:14 am
She definitely has chubby arms…plus…i hate this bitch!
ImaCracka | December 5, 2006 at 10:14 am
Funny…. because of my job I was actually there….. I was in the hall waiting for my boss who was actually in the audiance… She came out and look all flustered with here people….. They left not thru the front door with all the cameras…. they went to level B parking and skirted out that way….
She did looked freaked… funny thing is i did not know she fucked up…. we all just kinda pointed and said Hey theres jessica… wonder whats wrong…..
Few things I noticed….
Her boobs looked great….. Her skin looked radiant.. very clear… smooth…
She had some nice heels on… even with them.. she looked damn small….
She had a group of about 7 people just thronging around her…..
My first time seeing her in person my overall thought was…. Damn she is fine….
Man I love my job…..
PontiacFlanagan | December 5, 2006 at 10:15 am
Anyone saying Jessica Simpson is either fat or ugly has priorities that are for shit. Talk smack about her career all you want, but she is the most appealing kind of thick. Curves=Good. Hollywood Thin=12 year old boy. She’s so hot that I bet, after a proper rodgering, my cock would be covered in gold upon pullout. Who cares if she’s stupid? I would still totally pee in her butt. (That is how you make babies, right?)
combustion8 | December 5, 2006 at 10:19 am
this is why she was so flustered.
http://www.9wsyr.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=42F2269D-C826-4457-8BC3-8B38104455D9
apparently thew grew up together.
| December 5, 2006 at 10:19 am
I am not saying Jessica is FAT as in largest lady in the world FAT, I am just saying she is FAT for her. Lets think about Dasiy Duke… yeah, she looked good then but has since put on a considerable amount of weight. Her arms are as wide as her head.
Annie | December 5, 2006 at 10:24 am
darn! from another site: “Many, many hours later: Producers re-record Simpson singing the song… meaning no meltdown on television!! Well, BOO TO THAT. Please, Youtube Gods, leak the sh*t out of this one.”
Italian Stallion | December 5, 2006 at 10:34 am
@ 35…..your job must not require for you to speak and or write English, huh? Now I know you’re not a cracka. Where’s Michael Richards when he is truely needed?
PrettyBaby | December 5, 2006 at 10:35 am
#20 Lol Gizmola!
She is still so cute though, folks. I gotta say it and I don’t cut any of these bitches slack. I like her chubbilicious bod too. Take note Ugly skanks like Nicole Ritchie, the Olson cunts, etc. Take note and chub up a little.
Spindoc | December 5, 2006 at 10:35 am
WAYYYYYY Off the subject, but How much does Eddie Murphy regret THIS?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7SIVOV3joc
danielle | December 5, 2006 at 10:38 am
Yes, I agree. She is larger. I think the weight does her good. It shapes her face better than being ultra skinny like she was in daisy dukes.
Sadly, the weight can do nothing for her horrible voice. I need ear plugs everytime the broad opens her mouth. She has NO talent….and neither does Ashlee. They’re selling their image, not their voices.
PrettyBaby | December 5, 2006 at 10:40 am
Nope, looking at her again and I’m gonna say it- she’s hot. She fucking eats, drinks beer and gets busted up by Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera. Who cares if she’s a little stupid? So am I and nobody has ever cared……
Sexquatch | December 5, 2006 at 10:41 am
She needs held…..and slapped.
PrettyBaby | December 5, 2006 at 10:42 am
Ashlee is a total skank. If I were her, I’d get every damn surgery they offered in the hopes of looking more like Jess.
meanimaus | December 5, 2006 at 10:43 am
#7 : You can see the video here:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=5A4F6D2A-3A2A-4D3E-A6DE-B22B63FB5203&t=c2160&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_celebrity&fg=>1=8816
It wasn’t THAT bad actually; I think she felt uncomfortable during the song cause the dress is clearly slipping down.
danielle | December 5, 2006 at 10:44 am
So True
arden | December 5, 2006 at 10:47 am
I don’t understand why she would freeze up. I mean, she has sung in front of people before . . . why was this a big deal?
Alex | December 5, 2006 at 10:50 am
Can’t wait to hear Joe explain this one.