Jessica Simpson’s country album “Do You Know” hit shelves today and, I’m guessing as part of its deal with Satan for scoring a Sarah Palin interview, ABC allowed Jessica to perform on Good Morning America. The result: FAIL. She ended up restarting her single “Come On Over” while broadcasting live. Now, incompetence aside, I’ll be honest; I never watched any of her other performances, but this time I did and what in the fuck?! Seriously, I’d rather listen to the sound of my penis lighting on fire than hear Jessica Simpson sing. And I’m using the term “sing” loosely. Perhaps a better term would be “vocally taking a dump that will rape and murder your eardrums leaving them for dead in a ditch.” In stores now!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
@49 – The hatred isn’t sudden. She’s always been a talentless hack with good looks and awesome tits. Even her Dad knows how awesome her tits are…he talks about them to the media. We’ve always hated her in that “shut the fuck up and suck our cocks so I can splooge on your tits” kinda way.
@#49: Honestly? Because her personal life went to shit in front of the whole world. She paraded around with Nick Lachey for *years* before they were married while she trumpeted endlessly about her precious, precious virginity and how *serious* marriage was, and then it all went to hell in a handbasket after what, two years? So much for all her babble, and what little respectability she had up to that point.
She’s no longer a cute 17-year-old with the appearance of purity, a great voice and an empty head — she’s a quickly-aging 20-something divorcee with (if this video is any indication) a suddenly mediocre voice and a still-empty head. Not nearly as appealing, is it?
CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
that outfit is so ugly! she has a man face. she is not aging well either. im such a chick. my man says she’s hot -i don’t get it
54. We are just looking at her tongue and tits.
She aged so bad, ? can’t stand hearing her fugly voice,
jess for christ’s sake shut the fuck up, and never open it again!
How many times does she have to make an ass of her self trying to “sing” before she just gets an effing clue and stops! Sad part is she isn’t going to dissappear anytime soon because her shoe line is really cute AND she’s got a line of dresses coming out. I realize that the only input she has on any of the crap is allowing her name to be on the tag. Oh well, she keep raking in the dough so she can buy more of those huge purses and junk.
We’ve only just started of!!
So there’s alot more to come, folks!!
She sings “with you” in a terrible southern twang now…
Wow why always a mean statement about Jessica?! She is an amazing singer. You are prolly too dumb to know what is good and what is bad. She has a great talent and her new cd is so good. She has finally found her sound.
Nina, prolly is not a word-just thought you’d like to know.
People dislike Jessica because she sold her soul to the
devil for a career that now seems to be faultering and
she’ll do anything to revive that career like sell out her
first husband just to be on the cover of People magazine.
I don’t think that’s a very classy thing to do. What happened
with her first husband should remain between the two of
them and should not be used as tabloid fodder.
Not classy at all.
*LOL*
This is a good entry. The photo and the Fish’s title.
Gold.
She’s totally pregers. She keeps bending over in her song so that he dress doesn’t touch her stomach and there for people would notice less. Her belly looks pregnant and she has those pregnant looking boobs. Seriously they aren’t that perky looking, put them away.
I would love that tongue riggling its way up my tight brown pucker!
wow she looks hella preggo!
man… what’s the next step? acting ??? wait a minute….
Nice chest pillows, and I’ve got some ideas of what she can do with that long, sexy tongue!!