Jessica Simpson, for the love of God, please stop
Jessica Simpson’s country album “Do You Know” hit shelves today and, I’m guessing as part of its deal with Satan for scoring a Sarah Palin interview, ABC allowed Jessica to perform on Good Morning America. The result: FAIL. She ended up restarting her single “Come On Over” while broadcasting live. Now, incompetence aside, I’ll be honest; I never watched any of her other performances, but this time I did and what in the fuck?! Seriously, I’d rather listen to the sound of my penis lighting on fire than hear Jessica Simpson sing. And I’m using the term “sing” loosely. Perhaps a better term would be “vocally taking a dump that will rape and murder your eardrums leaving them for dead in a ditch.” In stores now!