Jessica Simpson figures out jacket makes her look skinny. Must. Never. Stop. Wearing. It.

February 12th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Jessica Simpson continued to look not-fat last night at JFK airport last night while wearing the same jacket from her appearances on The Early Show and announcing CMA nominees. It’s been almost three weeks since the infamous “mom jeans” photos were taken in Florida, and Jessica’s obviously learned the importance of making proper wardrobe choices. Which is why she super-glued that jacket to her body. In your face, haters!

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  1. law

    she looks good. Is she still a single? It is said she post a profile with many hot photos at a beautiful people site. That is a site for wealthy people and their admirers, it is called Richromances.com or something?

  2. Hanna

    I think she looks nice… I mean, I’m f****n’ georgeus -hah!- but it’s crazy that people think she’s fat! I’m so stealing that jacket… ;)

    Cheers from Helsinki/Finland.

  3. dew

    “Oprah is fat, Queen Latifah is fat.”

    And both are considerably older than Jessica. Unless Jessica’s pregnant, there’s no excuse for her to keep those excess pounds on since her figure was the driving force behind her fame in the first place.

    Wearing that jacket with a white shirt that extends beyond the bottom of the jacket accentuates her middle, which is not what she needs to be doing until she loses her excess weight. Don’t draw the eyes to the waist unless your waist is small.

    #36 Vanessa – An hourglass figure means the waist is much smaller than the bust and hips, like an hourglass is shaped. Obvious, no? Jessica USED to have an hourglass shape, but definitely not now.

  4. #52 – Shouldn’t you be drinking vodka or something?

  5. Stan

    42

    Being 10 pounds and up overweight is not healthy. Forget about appearance and think about the negative impact on ones health when one is overweight. Fat people try to turn it around and say only shallow people are concerned about fat people. I hope you see your doctor regularly so he can treat you for your fat related illnesses.

  6. gotmilk?

    you mean the jacket she has to hold closed so no one sees her spare tire.

    49, you’re so concerned with telling people not to be fat, but it seems like you have a disorder of your own. 6 days a week at the gym is a little much no?

    unless someone is inconveniencing me with their fattiness, like taking my arm rest with their ass cheek on a plane, i’m not sure why everyone cares that she gained 30lbs.

  7. FatAndHappy

    55

    HEY!

    By the way did I mention I am only 5’6 and 138 Pounds. WOW I must be fucking huge.Oh lets not forget my natural DD’s, those add something. Guess I am a fatty fat face. Something else? I work out 5 days a week. Something else? I am on a healthy diet..OH another thing…I saw my doctor, guess what? I’m fucking healthy.

  8. vanessa

    every idiot who is calling people are fat just because they are defending jessica is showing their immaturity.

    guess what janifer, i run 3.5 miles six days a week and eat nutritiously too. i still don’t think jessica is fat. there is no correlation between appreciating body differences/”curvy” women and being fat. honestly, that’s your logic? weak.

    dew-i never said jessica had an hourglass shape,obviously she is bigger on top. i said kim k does.

  9. She looks gorgeous.

  10. janifer

    #58 You will notice I did not say there is anything wrong with being curvy. Salma Hayeck is curvy. Queen Latifa? Fat. I love her, but she is fat. But fat women hide behind their weight and say they are curvy. You will also notice that I didn’t say that Jessica is fat. I am talking about FAT women. And #56, I don’t have a disorder. I didn’t say I kill myself at the gym. You are supposed to be active at least 30 minutes a day. Ask any doctor, And it is a PROVEN FACT that even an extra ten pounds puts you at significant risk of diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and a whole host of other health problems.

  11. janifer

    #58 You will notice I did not say there is anything wrong with being curvy. Salma Hayeck is curvy. Queen Latifa? Fat. I love her, but she is fat. But fat women hide behind their weight and say they are curvy. You will also notice that I didn’t say that Jessica is fat. I am talking about FAT women. And #56, I don’t have a disorder. I didn’t say I kill myself at the gym. You are supposed to be active at least 30 minutes a day. Ask any doctor, And it is a PROVEN FACT that even an extra ten pounds puts you at significant risk of diabetes, heart disease, cancer, and a whole host of other health problems.

  12. vanessa

    fair enough, janifer. also, there’s nothing wrong with being active six days a week, #56. that’s healthy.

  13. tahnee

    American’s judgement of ‘average’ is distorted by the fact that most of them are overweight themselves. Jessica looks a little more than ‘curvy’, however I wouldn’t call her fat- but definitely not ‘average’ either.

  14. sin

    Fuck it. She can’t sing so don’t call her a singer. She can’t act so don’t call her an actress. The only thing she can do is lose weight, get back into her Duke shape, and show us her tits and ass. Porn would be nice. As long as we do not have to hear her speak. EVER. Just motion for another dick in her ass.

  15. bebo

    To tell the truth, she is much fatter than before, but still beautiful, like her quite much! A question, is she dating with a young handsome man on the wealthy & rich romance site ^^” m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m^^”, I was told about this news, but it is not confirmed by her!
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  16. I eat food to survive and feed my body. I bet all you fat girls could not go through five minutes of my workout. Get a treadmill before you get diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure and stop telling the world that you are beautiful.

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