Jessica Simpson figures out jacket makes her look skinny. Must. Never. Stop. Wearing. It.

February 12th, 2009 // 66 Comments

Jessica Simpson continued to look not-fat last night at JFK airport last night while wearing the same jacket from her appearances on The Early Show and announcing CMA nominees. It’s been almost three weeks since the infamous “mom jeans” photos were taken in Florida, and Jessica’s obviously learned the importance of making proper wardrobe choices. Which is why she super-glued that jacket to her body. In your face, haters!

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  1. Megabyte

    It’s amazing what a bit of bronzer and a black coat can do for you.

  2. Randal

    Jessica looks great, what a beautiful young woman! She’s more attractive now with some curves compared to the time without.

    Keep aiming high Jessica and see how many stars you can catch!

    Randal

  3. p0nk

    and the retarded look on her face makes her look … retarded.

  4. jrz

    Anyone can look skinny next to that ridiculous, huge, tacky, ugly fucking bag she’s lugging around.

  5. Ang

    “continued to look skinny”????

    Um, sure…except for when the jacket opened to show her belly…and the spandex-skinned sausage thighs…and…

  6. Kelley

    Christ, will everyone get off this ? She is not fat. Oprah is fat, Queen Latifah is fat. Jessica Simpson is not fat. And neither is Kim Kardashian. Since when is gaining weight a crime ? Leave it alone. And take Heidi and Spencer out back and shoot ‘em. Thank you.

  7. Chris Brown

    She wouldn’t be so worried about how she looks after I finished with her eyes. And I’d beat that buttcrack right out of her chin.

  8. Jrz

    Spoken like the proud owner of a tremendous gunt, Kelley.

  9. Andrea

    “Anyone can look skinny next to that ridiculous, huge, tacky, ugly fucking bag she’s lugging around.”

    Tony Romo was in one of these pictures?

  10. Her lunch is in that bag… look! She couldn’t even zip it…

  11. Blah

    I see a baby bump. I bet she’s like 3 months preggo. I’m 4 months w/ twins and thats how my belly looks. Maybe thats why she hasn’t been ashamed to show off her “fuller” figure. But it she’s not pg, she’s still a beautiful girl & far from fat (like someone else mentioned, fat is Oprah, Queen L, etc). Either way, she sure does have awful taste in all things fashion! All that money and she likes the tack. Ugh

  12. prick

    What happened to those Miley Cyrus pics? Anyone else notice they took them down?

  13. Surgeon General

    “Oprah is fat, Queen Latifah is fat. Jessica Simpson is not fat.”

    It’s difficult to draw valid inferences from cross-species comparisons.

  14. Pat

    You can almost hear the grape soda cans being slammed on the desk with furious indignation.

  15. Doc

    #6

    Oprah is obese, Kim is fat, and Jessica is fat. I congratulate Jessica because she admitted she is fat and wants to lose the weight. Most Americans are in denial about being overweight. This is why there are many posters saying Kim and Jessica are not fat. Kim K. looks fatter than Jessica because she has the big wide hips and fat fanny. Gaining weight is a crime on health. 70 percent of US illness is due to being overweight. It is a huge problem in the US and it does not help when people refuse to believe they are overweight or are too lazy to do something about it. Now a days a lot of fat people do not consider themselves overweight; they consider themselves a “real woman” stocky, thick, curvy, etc. Enough already fat Americans; get busy and get healthy.

  16. Maloney

    #11 I totally agree. HOW DOES NO ONE SEE IT and make a story out of that?! Must mean she’s knocked up, idiot media.

    I think she looks good! (here~)

  17. clueless

    #8 – What’s a “gunt”?

  18. p0nk

    so blah (@10), you’re saying it’s actually healthy to look 4 months pregnant with twins when you’re not actually pregnant?

  19. huh

    well…rich does like ‘em on the curvy side…

  20. Jrz

    What’s a gunt? Ask #11 in about 4.5 months after she delivers her twins via C-section.

  21. Dr. Seuss

    A gunt is the female equivalent of the male fupa.

  22. #21 – there is no such thing as a male fupa.

  23. COME ON PEOPLE

    You people are fucking stupid. That’s not where you get a bump when you’re pregnant you retards. That’s not where her uterus is…it’s down lower. That’s her fucking stomach. It’s all pretty basic anatomy.

  24. Lowlands

    She isn’t fat all.

  25. Jack

    She’s only fat between the ears.

  26. She needs to definitely create her own line of clothes that all come in black and make her look slim!

  27. p0nk

    you’re right 25, that’s her talent she’s trying to hide by keeping her jacket pulled over her mid-section.

  28. Gollum

    And that she must never leave the house without WELL DONE makeup.

  29. Xavier

    I guess the rumor that “Daddy feeds her the sausage” has two meanings now.

  30. nipolian

    I just wish Chris Brown would take her to an award show.

  31. Sam

    There will be at least 50 girls defending her here…just as soon as they get their sleeves free from the candy machine.

  32. Delgo

    She should’ve worn a nehru jacket like Dorothy thought Father Leahy was wearing in that Golden Girls episode, “Forgive Me Father”

  33. Caa

    Mark my words…she is pregnant…everyone continues to call her fat…but my friends this girl is hiding pregnancy….

  34. Kia

    I dunno, I think she’s looking pretty good. Definitely not “fat”.

  35. vanessa

    I guarantee Jessica Simpson would look tiny compared to 80 percent of girls around her age. She is not a big girl. I agree with No. 6.

    #11-Obviously you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. No doctor would look at Jessica’s number on the scale and tell her she is overweight. Kim K. isn’t overweight either, she is tiny everywhere except for her ass and hips. Everyone has a different body shape and I don’t see anything wrong with an hourglass figure, personally.

  36. Fit For Life

    36

    Fat is fat no matter where it is at. Kim K is a short fat chick with a “fat” butt and “fat” hips. You must be in denial if you think a doctor would not tell Kim and Jessica they need to lose weight. This is a huge problem in the US. There are more fat Americans than fit Americans. Fat people like you are part of the problem. If the person is not obese but just fat then in your opinion they are not fat. There are so many fat Americans that some people cannot tell the difference between fat, obese, and fit. Jessica knows she is fat and needs to lose weight.

  37. Tom

    Kim K does not have an hourglass shape because her hips are the biggest part of her body. Jessica lose weight and be fit and hot again.

  38. If she’s pregnant that would explain how she plans to lose the weight in 8 weeks: Jenny Craig’s abortion diet.

  39. vanessa

    37- I know my BMI and I know I’m not overweight. Human beings need some fat on their bodies to LIVE and absorb nutrients to be healthy. If you honestly think having any fat on your body makes you fat, then you’re an idiot.

    38-Have you ever seen an hourglass?? The hips are the biggest part. She has a small waist and fuller hips–a classic hourglass shape.

    You are all so bombarded by images of the mostly unattainable standard of a 5’10″ size zero model, that you don’t recognize beauty in a truly womanly figure. Women are not supposed to have zero body fat, we are biologically designed to carry more fat and have bigger hips for childbirth, come on.

  40. Doc

    #40

    OK another fat clueless American. How about this; if you can pinch more than an inch then you are fat.

    An hour glass figure means the hips are equal to the breast size or smaller. Kim’s hips are bigger than her breast measurement. Marilyn Monroe is a great example of an hour glass figure with measurements of 36-23-35. Kim’s measurements must be 36-28-44.

    Only 1 percent of the US populations are underweight and most can be found as celebrities, athletes, models, or sick people. Quit watching TV and reading tabloid magazines and go to your nearest mall and see all the fat people. Do not base facts on what the media shows you. Use common sense for goodness sakes.

    I have patients that gave birth to one or more babies and they get back into shape quickly because they were not overweight during pregnancy. To say women get fat and have big hips after birth is a fat American myth because Americans love to overeat. To say that women need big hips to have a baby is another fat American myth.

  41. FatAndHappy

    I am larger than her and I consider myself to be an average size. She is fine.

    Its all in the confidence. I can pinch and inch and I am glad. I get more fabric for my money when I am buying clothes!
    For the people who consider her fat, I am sorry you feel this way. Shallow people exist, and they will never go away.

  42. Balls McCoy

    You can see it on her face how nervous or scared this girl is of all this attention. It’s disturbing how much hub-bub she’s getting for simply putting on a few pounds. This is newsworthy? Picture worthy? The paparazzi must die.

  43. vanessa

    first off, i don’t know what kind of trip you’re on with all this anti-american bullshit. you don’t even know if i’m an american and to assume because i have a different view of what it means to be fit than you means i am a “fat american” is ignorant on your part.

    obviously, i am not saying it is healthy to be overweight. all i said was that women naturally carry more fat than a man for childbearing purposes. i know this from my education, not from watching Access Hollywood or wherever the fuck you think i get my information. i support being healthy and active, but to call these girls fat because they aren’t starving themselves to a size 2 like the rest of hollywood is a serious assault against women.

    maybe you should read up on women, body image and the media so you can realize the impact of calling normal woman fat and imposing an unrealistic ideal. it is just as unhealthy to be obsessed with thinness like you as it is for jessica simpson to eat an extra piece of apple pie or two over the holidays.

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  46. R

    Two things:

    A. I’m a size eight, and my legs are bigger than hers. No way she’s bigger than a six. Shut up about fat. She’s not fat. Everyone bitching about her weight from the safe anonymity of the Internet is either petty and pathetic or projecting their own issues onto her (I’m thinking here of men who could never land a girl like her and still think it’s cute to degrade her).

    B. It’s winter. Of course she’s wearing the coat repeatedly.

  47. This bag reminds her to the brand’s name.
    THIS DUMBY SIMPLY FORGETS IT, folks!!

  48. janifer

    No, fat people, you are wrong. A “healthy” body is a body that is obviously active and has muscle tone. Human bodies were made to move!!! I am so tired of fatty propoganda. No, fat girls, you are not “curvy”, or a “real woman”. You are fat. I am a fit female who works out 6 days a week and follows a healthy diet. No, I do not starve myself. I eat food to survive and nourish my body. I bet all of you fat girls couldn’t last through five minutes of my workout. Get a treadmill before you get diabetes, heart disease, and high blood pressure and stop telling the rest of the world that you are beautiful. Nobody has bought it yet and they never will.

  49. janifer

    No, fat people, you are wrong. A “healthy” body is a body that is obviously active and has muscle tone. Human bodies were made to move!!! I am so tired of fatty propoganda. No, fat girls, you are not “curvy”, or a “real woman”. You are fat. I am a fit female who works out 6 days a week and follows a healthy diet. No, I do not starve myself. I eat food to survive and nourish my body. I bet all of you fat girls couldn’t last through five minutes of my workout. Get a treadmill before you get diabetes, heart disease, and high blood pressure and stop telling the rest of the world that you are beautiful. Nobody has bought it yet and they never will.

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