During a meeting for her denim line earlier in the month, Jessica Simpson apparently decided to show everyone how classy and business-like she can be, according to Us Weekly:
“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider.
“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”
Is anyone even the least bit surprised by this? Frankly I’m impressed she didn’t light it on fire only to start crying about “boys always dumping me, and I don’t know why” until someone ordered her a sympathy pizza. Or is that basically a given at this point?
Photos: Splash News
idk, man. i don’t usually like her but i think that’s awesome.
…class is in session
BFD…there’s not a single human on this planet that hasn’t farted…oooh, so she IS actually a human…whoopee
much ado about NOTHING!
and I guarantee you, that EVERY SINGLE MAN on this forum talking shit about her would lick the soles of her feet just to have sex with her…if they say they wouldn’t they are either lying or gay!
…dismissed bitches!
I just sharted!
In pic #4….is she making some sort of gang sign with her foot?
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I’m more shocked she was in a business meeting. Someone wants to do business with this train wreck? Everything she does, fails.
Was the meeting with Vivid Entertainment – is porn her next career?
she’s overweight, she drinks waaaay too much, she takes pills & laxatives. of course, she has uncontrollable gas.
so let me get this straight…girls hold them in until they get home and when they do, do they let one massive roaring lion for like 10 minutes?
LOL. I wouldn’t expect anything less from Jessica. Hold off on the greasy foods honie!!!!
LOL. I wouldn’t expect anything less from Jessica. Hold off on the greasy foods honie!!!!
lol, that is hilarious, love it!
The fart was totally a cry for help. Her friend’s gone on record to say so: http://bit.ly/aAqY2f
I love this. She looks like someone who wouldnt be able to distinguish when and where is an acceptable place to let one go. Everyone whose saying “everyone farts” is forgetting the context it was in. If i was in a business meeting with people i didnt know I would either hold it in or excuse myself. How old is she- 30? And her mom has to scold her for inappropriate display of bodily functions? Damn, shes like a 5 year old.
I love this. She looks like someone who wouldnt be able to distinguish when and where is an acceptable place to let one go. Everyone whose saying “everyone farts” is forgetting the context it was in. If i was in a business meeting with people i didnt know I would either hold it in or excuse myself. How old is she- 30? And her mom has to scold her for inappropriate display of bodily functions? Damn, shes like a 5 year old.
Hope it was a very moist one with most awful scent!
The only thing missing from these posts is what we would imagine her fart sounds like…. any takers….
Sorry for the double comments, they said they wouldnt let me post for some reason, so I used a different name.
“a room full of five people”…must have been a meeting of everyone who bought her country album…
can you say “fat, pathetic has-been”? or is she a never-was?
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Hmm….
….are ya sure it wasn’t that even more country-ghetto Suthuhn bimbo Twatney Spears who did that? I mean, that sounds (pun intended) like something Spears’d do then laugh and begin to waft it around for others to “enjoy”.
I know Jess’ isn’t the bright bulb in the pack but jeez, you’d think she’d understand that layin’ out the air biscuits in a business meeting just ain’t gonna…uh…cut it….
This has got to be a Spears thing, Fish. Check into it, bub.
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I’m not at all surprised when I hear that a human being farted. I am quite surprised that someone thought it was “article” worthy, and flat out astonished that so many of us, (myself included), are reading and then commenting on it! What the heck is wrong with this picture? My only excuse, is that maybe on some level, I now feel less “gross” about myself when it happens to me.
Sometimes you just got to fart…. it was bad timing though:)
Its a joke that this is news worthy.
Umm whatever, this is such drivel. SO what> we all fart. this is nonsense too.. what kind of big executive would care enough to tell someone else.. they have bigger fish to fry then Jessica’s farts thanks
I would do her over Fergie any day
I like that…I don’t care if its true…its funny, she’s fucking gorgeous and REAL….I would want to be with her than any other woman in the world!
CHESTica is only doing as her dadager told her to do. Her dad called her a cow (“Damn, chestica, you’ve really let yourself go; you look just like a cow!”). So, being a mental midget, she of course thought she should fart, moo and start chewing her kud…
I would sniff her pussy farts anytime.
Girls don’t fart. They fluff.
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i like the third pic very much
13. sarah – January 28, 2010 11:32 AM
in all honesty i think it’s cute, kinda like when a dog farts then looks at its own butt and then at you with a cocked head as if to say “did i do that?”
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One of the executives in the meeting said this is exactly what Jessica did after the incident. Then, continuing to follow canine behavior, she ate her own excrement.
She has stubby tree trunk legs. She should cover them up.
Yikes! Somebody left some gassy sewage mess inside her.
How did her new fragrance smell?!
Could somebody explain her that the pheromones don’t come out the shitter!
If she did it on a Japanese train during rush hour it would not be a big deal.
Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com then weep!
Jessica shmesica! I was distracted with the ass in the lime green bikini bottom in the background! Lets see pics of that chick!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m stoned, about to start studying in the very quiet library, and after scrolling down and reading this post, I burst out laughing. Strange looks coming my way. So effing funny….made my morning. Thanx Fish….
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EVERYBODY FART .. JESSICA ALBA FART TOO
how does proverb go, ah yes, “to “air” is human but i digress, if i had my way she could never do that because
A) my schlong would be buried balls-deep in her ass, plugging her butthole shut, or
B) her anus would be so reamed out from my daily drilling that the gas would pass like a breeze in the Lincoln tunnel
The responses to this story have restored my faith in humanity. I think this is the funniest story ever posted on here. I hope it’s true. Everyone farts, and I would have thrown something heavy at my mother if she’d reacted that way – totally threw her under the bus. Unless, of course, it was followed by the natural response which was to laugh uncontrollably for 10 minutes until you were crying.
So the heck what that she farted. Farting is a normal function of life. I can’t understand for the life of me as to why people demonize normal body functions.
As for her mother, her mother seriously needs to lighten up. If the businessmen/manufacturer doesn’t want to manufacture Jessica’s pants designs just because she farted, well then obviously they all have some mental/psychological issues that they need to deal with.
There are more important things that should be criticized instead of demonizing a normal function. No wonder why society in this day and age is totally screwed up.
Will someone explain to me, how could this have become famous. It’s like she has DUMB written all over her face!
it’s only cute when she breaks wind! Her farting is great great as is almost anything else in the states.
i wud have sniffed her fart..jessica simpson’s farts give me a hardon
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Pathetic, pathetic, pathetic. I can’t believe Jessica would fart in public and then call all paps and magazines to report this. This story had to come from the Simpson’s themselves, since, no one that I know of, would make something so stupid public. How desparate can this loser be for attention. She is just plain gross. People also need to get over her weight, so she gained weight, so what. Are weight issues all that this dumb blonde is about? Get over it people and lets move on. The more attention you people give to her moronic weight issues, the more needless attention she will get. Farting in public like a 5 yr. old is not cute when your 30. She is just plain gross.
The fact that she farted is not a big deal but that she probably farted on purpose in front of a room full of people. Why in the world would anyone do that?
That might have been cute at your high school slumber party but shouldn’t you be past such juvenile nonsense Jessica?
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no that is not tacky at all … ahem!
LEAVE OUR BUMS ALONE , IF ITS NOT WHAT GIRL FARTED , LOOK AT THERE PANTY WEDGIE OR OH SHE FLASHED HER KNICKERS , WE HAVE BUMS AND ARSEHOLES AND THEY TEN TO FART POO AND EAT KNICKERS
Ive always been mythed with the myth girls dont fart . okay we were pretty things and have a vagina , but we also have an arsehole exactly like a mans that functions for expelling wind and poo. I happen to be overly gassy so its awkward being a girl .
ive read the average person farts 15 times a day , well i must fart 30 or 40 on a bad day so i have a very busy arslehole .Ive tried different diets but to know effect always lots of wind . So what is a girl to do ive got to let it out otherwise it hurts , im around 30 good figure attractive but this has always been the grim part of my life . Okay ive devloped a routine over the years to fart discreetly , firstly I had to do away with light coloured knickers as on some occasion just due to the sheer volume of gas i would get light to heavy brown stains . okay farting not good but an accidental panty flash with a thick skid mark no good at all. Secondly panties that wedgie a no no rattles against by bum hole and makes for loud farts , full but tight panties are good they keep my cheeks the right distance apart . Also ive worn nylon and they ten to trap the smell but ive found the exact grade of black lace that filter perfectly . Also tight trouser or skirt a no no as this can cause a noisy fart , I wear pleated knee length just enough to trap the fart smell so i can deny it when i move away and lose enough to not amplify the noise . Okay all sound weird but neccesary to lead a normal life , ive developed the perfect flow airy , nasty smelling and hot but silent .Ive even developed a way of farting in my chair that lets it out between the front of my legs and not against the chair .
My favorite area is the photocopier i can let a good volume out there and some other poor sole gets the blame . Ive even got it down to such an art i can his gas out whilst talking to the boss . Okay now any guys please explain to girls like me and poor old Jenifer simpson , if we are gassy and we have an arsehole what the hell do you expect us to do .