Jessica Simpson attended the 11th Annual Ace Awards last night in New York City and nearly took a spill when her heel became stuck. Fortunately she gained her balance and made some hilarious faces in the process. Knowing from numerous experiences how to recover from an embarrassing situation, Jessica Simpson went inside and demonstrated how awesome her rack is by turning sideways for photographers. Nice save. Seriously, I already forgot what I was just talking about. Also it appears I forgot to wear pants this morning. That’s odd. Could’ve sworn I had them on in the car…
She’s annoyingly vapid. However, I got my damned Nine West heel caught in a crack in the pavement when I was using a crosswalk! I ruined the #$%#$ tip of the heel, too. It was stuck so bad I had to use my hands to yank it out. Grrrr….I don’t wear $300 shoes (how much do those fucking expensive shoes cost really???) but my Nine West cost nearly $100 and they are beautiful. Sigh.
She was just doing her sister’s “SNL Jig.”
Ms. Simpson has and always will look like a cross-dresser to me
Pics 3 & 4, that chic looksl ike Frodo Baggins helping Jessica.
Why you guys gotta hate on Jessica?
I’m wondering…what the hell is in her bra that is throwing her off balance so much? Lead balls? Regular boob juice in tits that size wouldn’t schlosch you off balance like that!
Still, she looks way better than Brit…
#48…You really should be writing porn for a living…(bowing, now running away) if you don’t already. No really. I just wish Britney would just do the porn you so obviously can write about so well.
Where the fuck IS she today anyway?
Maybe she’s somewhere giving herself pinkeye again.
She is going down hill fast. She will be the next weight watches star with Valarie and Kristy. I rather look at her sister.
#65: Big deal, the only person who looks worse than Britney is Amy Winehouse.
Every time I see a picture of Jessica words like “dumb blonde bitch” are popping into my head, even if she’s just playing it. Perhaps if you concentrate really hard on her tits she’s ok, but if you accidently look at her face it’s all over…
you really can’t expect much from her, cut her a break!
how beautiful her hair is , i like it very much. but i thin her dress is not very good. i think his photos on a dating site calle sugarcupid.com are very good. because she wear lighter colored dress, i think she looks more beautiful in those dress than this dress.