Jessica Simpson is going to diet our goddamn faces off. The singer plans on getting her figure back as soon as she’s done touring which friends blame as the culprit for her increased size, according to OK! Magazine:
“She eats her feelings — it’s hard having people criticizing your every move and ridiculing you on blogs,” one close friend tells OK!. “Once Jessica stops touring [next month], she’ll calm her nerves and the weight will hopefully fall off.”
In addition, Jess will need to cut back on her favorite finger foods like chips and guacamole and make a few substitutions, as well as falling back into a fitness routine.
“She’d much rather gossip with her girlfriends than hit the treadmill, so I know she needs to get a workout buddy to run with her,” her friend reveals.
“She eats her feelings.” Jesus, who says that about a friend? That’d be like somebody saying I masturbate my loneliness away. Which is totally not true, people call me all the time to hang out. I’m beloved by many. Ha ha ha! I’ll be in the men’s room.
EDIT: Added pics of Jessica Simpson announcing nominees for the Country Music Awards after her Early Show performance. How much must it suck to stand next to Kellie Pickler and Julianne Hough? Where’s Wynonna Judd when you need her?
I used to hate Jessica Simpson… but I had a dream last night that we had been lifelong friends. It really weirded me out… but I don’t hate her anymore… and she’s not fat.
jessica simpson … and kellie pickler … are both beautiful! jessica is not fat at all, she is so gorgeous! i don’t know what everyone’s weight obsession? my guess is most of the people who are ragging on her for being fat are really a lot bigger than she is
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she looks great, happy and healthy to me.
I’m sick of people making assumptions that all Americans are over weight when really we have all different shapes and sizes in our country. We even have those sickly thin types too, believe it or not. We have people of normal weight as well. Assuming that all Americans are obese is like assuming that all Brits have bad teeth. I don’t think Jessica is fat, if she is fat, I’d hate to see what people’s definition of just right is. Our society, the whole world for that matter, concentrates too much on weight. That’s why we have all these people with eating disorders. Jessica is curvy like Selma Hayek yet I don’t see anyone saying that she is fat. Yeah, Jessica put on a few pounds, but I think it’s likely due to the fact that she had to work out like crazy for her role in Dukes of Hazard to be in a bikini. Then when she stopped working out like crazy, she started to put on weight. When you exercise and stretch your skin and get muscles and then you stop working out it turns to fat. People have just got so used to seeing Jessica have a very toned body so when she put on a few pounds it was a bit shocking. However, she is not fat and I’m sick of hearing that she is. Her clothes choices sure do not help matters though. It is so unfair to say she is fat just because she is curvy. What is wrong with being curvy? Beyonce is curvy is she fat too? If Jessica wasn’t a celebrity no one would be saying she was fat, everyone would be saying she looked great. I’m glad to see that at least a few people in Hollywood don’t starve themselves for the sake of others. I don’t think she should lose 20 lbs though, that’s too much, it is also like saying that the people that are calling her fat are right. She should just tone up a little and be a role model to young girls. Give them the message that it is okay if you are not a stick figure and have a little meat on your bones. Tell them that you don’t have to be a size 0 and flaunt around in bikinis to be beautiful. If she loses the weight then all she is doing is agreeing with the stupid people that say she’s fat and also helping to prove that you do have to be super thin to be pretty star.
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Huh, I thought Julianne Hough was Carrie Underwood. Wouldn’t THAT be awkward.
Jess should get a shirt that says “Real Girls Eat Their Feelings”.
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She looks terrible recently! Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire celebrity dating club ‘^^^^^^^m i l l i o n a i r e l o v e s. c o m ^^^^^^^’ not long before! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site.
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I just watched this moment on video and her hips weren’t THAT wide. NOT at all!
Lame guys…very lame.
That is why Americans are fatter than necessary. A man who thinks women should look like airbrushed women porn magazine also other issues that are usually due to a bad childhood.