Jessica Simpson dumped via text message

Does this not sound strangely familiar? I think Adam Levine is watching too much Sex And The City. As least he didn’t use a post-it note….

Dumb and Dumped is no way to go through life.

Lickylicky, I was post 18…seeing how you made the mistake twice, you’re aren’t helping your argument on if you’re retarded or not. And many retards i’m sure can type just fine, it’s dyslexics that can’t. And yes, I do want you to call me.

#22 – “Kimmie”

I would just like to bring attention to this individual. You are so so so annoying. Everytime I go to read comments there you are with your stupid pre-teen opinion that no one wants to hear. #25 – thanks for addressing her stupidity. I encourage everyone to do the same until she leaves the site.

Seriously, leave

Poor Jess. Welcome to the rock n roll world. You be disposable and now everyone knows about you and this loser dude.

You had it way too good with that Nick guy. He was normal and patient to put up with you being an idiot.

That’s not likely to happen again, right away. But keep the keyster buff, he’ll show up soon enough. Dudes always do.

Busy? Please. We always have time to romp. Except if we don’t want to deal with you.

Poor Jess.

I think the worst way to find out if a) you were dumped or b) not going on a second date with somebody is when you find out you have been not only deleted out of the persons “top 8″ but were deleted completely out of their friends.

That ranks right up there with being dumped by a text message.

Either way it spells “NO BALLS.”

I meant to mention on “My Space,” duh. In case you (Kimmie) were wondering what I was talking about.

“Kimmie” is not real, people. It’s a fake login name created by a bored Superficial reader to annoy everyone and it’s working. Congrats.

Jude Law? I’d hit it (then go home). Everyone needs to get dumped once or twice.

Adam Levine – Factory Model for the Garden Troll

So a mistake on a post number negates my point? You make even less sense than Kimmie.

BFD. At least I can admit when I make a mistake, which I did with the post number.

If you’re waiting for ME to call you, hold your breath and let me know when the phone rings. If it’s not too late.

I value Kimmie’s opinion. We can all learn from anyone who wears a pink boa and plastic tiara.

Kimmie, Did you create your screen name to honor Kimmie Gibler? She’s like, so rad.

busy my ass.

He’s a member of Maroon 5 after all.

It’s ok though.
I’d take Law over Levine anyday.

Ok I know you love Jessica Simpson, but she is way overrated. And she looks like an annoying blondie, so I guess the guy had sex with her, she wouldn’t leave him alone and she’s probably not that good in bed so he decided to leave her…the guy has money he can buy himself someone else.

Jessica Simpson is an idiot. She had it made. Nick Lachey cooked, cleaned, scooped mice out of the pool, and all Jessica had to do was spend money and hire an assistant to drive her $90,000 BMW so she could go on shopping sprees….

You’re not going to get a poor Jess outta me! Everyone said Nick was the dumb one for marrying her…he’s banking her money and she’s Hollywood’s new favorite door knob

He’s looking pretty good now, huh Jess. I guess the “grass” wasn’t as green on the other side….

I don’t know who’s a bigger slut…
Levine or Simpson? I’ll go with Levine..that guy has banged every whore in hollywood and beyond

Gosh Mr. Sully, I am sure am sorry that you are so scared of me. That’s so silly sully……LOL Silly Sully. Thats your new Delta pledge nickname, Silly Sully.

Aw gee willygers Lickylicky…does that mean I should call off our date? ;D

Kimmie no way your old enough to see/rent Animal House, your daddy must have told you about it.

As for no brain simpson, I’m going to LMAO when Nick gets palamony. He deserves it, everyone close your eyes and imagine your self explaining to your partner that Tuna is not Chicken, that buffalos do not have wings, that your dad really should not be hitting on you.

Fuck that whore you go Nick.

Much love in the nati

OK, um why does anyone think this story is even true? Come on – it’s the Fricking Star!!

Jessica has a new song coming out – “That Jew is Breaking My Heart”

#70

I’m pretty sure that no one DOES actually believe this, but it’s still fun to talk about. Check out this site’s disclaimer–

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See? We all know it’s crap. We just don’t care.

I saw Maroon 5 live last night, and the show didn’t last that long. The worst part is that Levine didn’t say good-bye at the end. I bet he’s the kind of guy that doesn’t call the next day. =(

So, is the general consensus here really that Jessica Simpson is better that Adam Levine, simply because she’s hotter? I should just stop right there, being that this is Superficial.com…

But seriously, what else would someone do with her other than use her up and throw her out? I highly doubt she’s even a good lay. Jesus doesn’t approve of that sort of thing.

I wonder if he had to type in out phonetically for her.

Peeps, listen and learn.

Adam probably told jessica “Baby a real girlfriend turns it around and gives up the anal to the man she loves”

so when Jessica started quoting levitticus and asking Adam what he meant…Adam said “hey I gotta run..I just remembered..I owe a friend…I’ll text you later”

You know its true.

some people wait a lifetime for that one special diss.. and she can’t believe that it is happening to herrrr

#67 – quit posing – or else admit you are mentally challenged.

#78

She probably has a hard time understanding the term ‘mentally challenged’. Try smaller words like ‘dummy’ or ‘dodo’.

Jessica is one of those girls I’ve always hated; the baby-girls who always pout, take terrible advantage of their boyfriends (who are even more stupid because they only marry them to break their hymens).

Kimmie, a hymen is the little layer of skin that makes you a virgin; you ARE a virgin, right?

Oh and Tits, I think you’re correct.

In conclusion, FUCK JESSICA SIMPSON. “SIMP” is right!

Kimmie, I’m having a super icky day. I feel blue. Can you give me one of your neato inspirational speeches? The more references to puppies, kittens and rainbows, the better. That would be like totally awesome. Thank you Kimbo. :) ;)

80 – Funny how no one ever brings up the fact that Nick dumped her ass for being too stupid about a year before they got married. That’s when she first started to slut it up – did a layout for Maxim or some such mag.

You’re right, neither of them seem very bright.

Does anyone know if Ebola stays stable long enough to be mailed? And does anyone have Jessica’s address?

#18 or #53 Take your sarcasm and stick it up your ass!!

I don’t get it. She got plastic surgery on her nose and eyes, and somehow people think she’s really pretty?
I mean, sure, she’s hot, but pretty? No way.